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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph admitting online to cheating on Meigh once again (with Alice, that fan who flew out to Vegas and the prostitutes). This time with this guys mother

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One of the Cuba pictures he keeps posting reminded me of a GTA loading screen.
If I think about it Ralph really seems like a side character straight out of the game. He's a sleazy fat guy who would give the player missions to "sabotage" his sworn enemies. The person targeted would change every mission and Ralph would always give a new sob story about how they hurt him.
An ex wife, a cancer ridden old guy, a nerd who runs a forum, a wrestling fan who was his former friend, two canadian retards..
All of his ploys would in the end fail. The last mission is just a cutscene where he tries to give the player another mission but dies of a heart attack midway through. The player would just leave with some snarky one liner.
 
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ItCouldBeWorse said:
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One of the Cuba pictures he keeps posting reminded me of a GTA loading screen.
If I think about it Ralph really seems like a side character straight out of the game. He's a sleazy fat guy who would give the player missions to "sabotage" his sworn enemies. The person targeted would change every mission and Ralph would always give a new sob story about how they hurt him.
An ex wife, a cancer ridden old guy, a nerd who runs a forum, a wrestling fan who was his former friend, two canadian retards..
All of his ploys would in the end fail. The last mission is just a cutscene where he tries to give the player another mission but dies of a heart attack midway through. The player would just leave with some snarky one liner.
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Waitasecond.

Did Pantsu get PTSD after Ralph pointed finger guns at her (assuming she took the pic)?
 
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ItCouldBeWorse said:
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One of the Cuba pictures he keeps posting reminded me of a GTA loading screen.
If I think about it Ralph really seems like a side character straight out of the game. He's a sleazy fat guy who would give the player missions to "sabotage" his sworn enemies. The person targeted would change every mission and Ralph would always give a new sob story about how they hurt him.
An ex wife, a cancer ridden old guy, a nerd who runs a forum, a wrestling fan who was his former friend, two canadian retards..
All of his ploys would in the end fail. The last mission is just a cutscene where he tries to give the player another mission but dies of a heart attack midway through. The player would just leave with some snarky one liner.
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Anyone good at modding? Vice City is already 99% there.

 
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ItCouldBeWorse said:
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One of the Cuba pictures he keeps posting reminded me of a GTA loading screen.
If I think about it Ralph really seems like a side character straight out of the game. He's a sleazy fat guy who would give the player missions to "sabotage" his sworn enemies. The person targeted would change every mission and Ralph would always give a new sob story about how they hurt him.
An ex wife, a cancer ridden old guy, a nerd who runs a forum, a wrestling fan who was his former friend, two canadian retards..
All of his ploys would in the end fail. The last mission is just a cutscene where he tries to give the player another mission but dies of a heart attack midway through. The player would just leave with some snarky one liner.
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The cuba pictures remind me more of advertisements for a nice old folks community down in Florida. "Look at how much fun grandpa is having down here! You can abandon him with us and not feel bad at all!"

It's really incredible how OLD both Ralph and Meigh look. Absolutely haggard from their drugs, alcohol and fast food lifestyle. If you showed people on the street pictures of Ralph not a single person would guess that he isn't in his 60s.
 
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GayestFurryTrash said:
Is there even a venue that would host this? I mean Baked Alaska looks like a bloated pixar mom and even I don't know who the fuck Alex Stein is.
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Ralphamania. Alex Stein is a fat retard who "trolled" AOC by calling her a big booty latina on the steps of Capitol Hill. He's also known for showing up to local city council meetings and pretending to be trans or having PTSD and performing rap lyrics.
 
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Ralphamania. Alex Stein is a fat retard who "trolled" AOC by calling her a big booty latina on the steps of Capitol Hill. He's also known for showing up to local city council meetings and pretending to be trans or having PTSD and performing rap lyrics.
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Come to Ralphamania to see such amazing matchups as a fat Federal informant flailing meekly at some random bottom rung political provocateur.

Actually thinking about that trying to be a headliner fight is actually sad, not even funny just sad.
 
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