🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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Elon seems to have added a new feature to legacy bluechecks
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Checking out Ralph's account and the blanket blue check caption has been added.
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This seems to only be on mobile because desktop gives the normal blue check caption
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Elon seems to have added a new feature to legacy bluechecks
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Checking out Ralph's account and the blanket blue check caption has been added.
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This seems to only be on mobile because desktop gives the normal blue check caption
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i think mobile twitter is usually neglected since mobile versions of anything tend to be shit, off topic as hell but why the fuck do all these shitty sites promote the app so much as being better and then put no effort in? they segment you off your browser so you cant add links to your usual bookmarks and usually dont even let you copy links easily. is it entirely a scam or do these zoomers just have no use for multitabbing or bookmarks because their lives are so dreary and dull and based on careless clout farming that nothing stands out to them as worthy of extra attention in the short or long term?
 
i think mobile twitter is usually neglected since mobile versions of anything tend to be shit, off topic as hell but why the fuck do all these shitty sites promote the app so much as being better and then put no effort in? they segment you off your browser so you cant add links to your usual bookmarks and usually dont even let you copy links easily. is it entirely a scam or do these zoomers just have no use for multitabbing or bookmarks because their lives are so dreary and dull and based on careless clout farming that nothing stands out to them as worthy of extra attention in the short or long term?
No. It's because anything worth bookmarking and getting repeat views on social media will just be banned in a couple days anyway.
 
COW CROSSOVER: Andrew Tate quote-tweeted Ralph to say that modern Christians are pussies that can't defend themselves. Potential for fireworks?
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(Link) (https://archive.ph/wip/JelbF)

ETA: Nevermind on the fireworks, apparently Ralph agrees, lol
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I can’t wait until Ralph, a convicted revenge pornographer, makes Andrew Tate, sex trafficking cam girl site owner, his new internet daddy where they flex by smoking overpriced cigars and designer clothing while Tate gets introduced to the Ralphamale ways as Tate drains him of every penny (sorry I mean Meigh’s credit)
 
No. It's because anything worth bookmarking and getting repeat views on social media will just be banned in a couple days anyway.
Still off topic but I just remembered it even made clicking links inconvenient too since it makes you go back to your browser anyway whether automatically or manually without giving you the link, what the fuck is the actual supposed convenience of these apps? The only benefits I've gotten was Twitter old regime was less eager to ban you if you gave in and used it and YouTube could now be played at the same time you're browsing like in desk top
 
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Why would this matter?

Ralph has 50k followers, but the majority are dead accounts he gained during GooberGobble. We'll find out how many are completely dead accounts in the near future.

It's not just dead accounts, it's also bot accounts that he's purchased as followers. Plenty of bots don't post much or ever, especially accounts he purchased a year or more ago. He's going to see a tone of followers Thanos snapped when this happens.
 
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