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  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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lol, the Gunt dabbing on Jordan Peterstein. Another Ralphamale W.

Take your meds, Jordan.
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Hüftpriester said:
but what do you think will start happening when more people recognize Ralph in public? Do you think that will be a good thing for him?
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He wishes, and would absolutely love to have a faction of influence on the Kanye Hitler-love tour:
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As fun as it would be to see some MSM Guntin’ USA, don’t think the Ralphamale will get his wish, as it’s rare for someone to transcend their reputation for revenge pornography, once they’ve gone that route. They’d have to really amaze, and el cerdo rabioso isn’t that charming, he’s got nothing on that cute pig from Charlotte’s Web. All he knows is rage, flag, & thumb.
 
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RangerBoo said:
I am utterly fascinated with what Ralph believes in how one should live their life. Most men will tell you it's having a family, creating a safe environment for them and living a long life in order to watch your family grow. Not our Ralphamale! Those beliefs are for pussy ass faggots! A real man lives their life by always having to look over their shoulder and getting their shit kick in wherever they go. That's living life baby! He truly does live like a man who thinks he is going to die by the time he reaches 40. Way to be a positive role model and father to your children Ralph. I am sure when Xander and Cozy Rozy are serving time in a federal prison, the fate of many children whose fathers are absent from their lives, lamenting how their father wasn't there for them, they can at least take solace in that their daddy lived his life just like grand pappy Ronnie.
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This will clear up literally any question you have regarding his outlook on lifestyle and priorities:

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Donuteater said:
I'm hoping Hasan gets angry about this and goes after Ralph. Hasan could easily start a youtube stream to shit on him for his massive audience, and you just know it'll spiral out from there.
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Hasan unironically is too bitchmade for the ralphamale, not even "lol ralphamale" posting ralph would just actually ruin this faggot

All around massive w for ralph on all fronts making the commie bitch cry Mah freeze peach! Nah buddy it's time for you to go to the ralpha camps
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph is gonna fuck around and rally this sub behind him unironically at this rate.
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I stand with the Ralphamale against the Unspeakable Turk. Memeing aside though I think it is gay that people strike down others in the sektur because it blocks content. Hasan is not in the sektur, he's just some faggot I doubt anybody who reads this subforum watches. So I don't even think it is a gay op per se although it's gonna get Ralph in trouble one day. It's not blocking cocks it is the cocks. Ralphamale W.

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disavow said:
I stand with the Ralphamale against the Unspeakable Turk. Memeing aside though I think it is gay that people strike down others in the sektur because it blocks content. Hasan is not in the sektur, he's just some faggot I doubt anybody who reads this subforum watches. So I don't even think it is a gay op per se although it's gonna get Ralph in trouble one day. It's not blocking cocks it is the cocks. Ralphamale W.

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Flagging a cow is absolutely gay. Stop being a ween.
 
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