🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Das Kätzchen]

Ralph's going to have a bigger kill count than the farms, I'm sure.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph's going to have a bigger kill count than the farms, I'm sure.

Number one in the sector. FIVE STAR DAYS!

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I don't think Ralph is this much of a heartless fuck to do it to try to have an excuse to get out of a hearing, but I hope the kitchen chair didn't strike again.

Regardless of my sperging RIP pupper, 14 is a life (hopefully) well-lived, as good as you can with the Ralph clan.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

False alarm everyone his dog just died or was killed

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Tug looked like a good boy and I hope he rests in peace, I wonder how he even tolerated Ralph considering dogs have like a 6th sense for detecting bad people?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Even with Ethan and Ronnie's chequered past with dogs I still would never wish that on anyone

Losing a beloved pet is tough no matter who it is

RIP Tug

 

[Pelican Bones]

"Ralph hasn't tweeted in 24 hrs. He's dead."

Lol

 

[yydszmiteg2]

False alarm everyone his dog just died or was killed

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Tuggo Epstein didn't kill himself. Anyone know where Ralph's kitchen chair was at the time?

 

[Burd Turglar]

Rip in pupperoni fella.

Still funny that Ralph is such a hot mess that a coma is pretty damn believable.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

While he hasn't outright said this is the reason for his absence in the last 40-ish hours (immediately before another court appearance no less) Ralph has returned to the internet.



Supposedly his dog, Tug, died. Tug is now up in heaven waiting for Sandra and Ethan to join him. Disappointment is never easy, Tug.



I call this picture "If you only knew how bad things really were..."

Personally I call bullshit on all of this. If Tug died anytime in the last week, Ralph would be on stream with a "Prayers for Tug / Burial Fund" dono bar and hollering at anyone saying he hung another dog. This seems like a hastily thrown together excuse to cover for whatever real fatassery took place during his disappearance. This is the same Ethan Ralph that kept streaming during the birth of his daughter and then bailed on the hospital less than 24 hours with her and her mother to drive to Dallas, get coked out of his mind and host a bowling tournament.

Finally, does anyone else think the baby in this picture is fake? It's Cabbage Patch levels of uncanny valley here. Like I said in another thread, I fear Meigh might have traded the real Rozy for a box of loli and and a tasty apple...

 

[Terrible Weather Services]

Ralph sacrifices another dog, ensuring he survives 2023 to own Dat Pedofile, Dat Joshua Conner Moon!

RIP though, it can be hard losing a pet.

 

[Massacre]

Tug was a good boi

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Assuming this is a legitimate excuse to duck out of court again, I'm pressing F for Tug.

What a beautiful dog. You deserved so much better than the Ralphs.

I hope you're in a better place now, sweet baby.

 

[Fools Idol]

If only you cared about your son the same way you care about your pets. My condolences Ralph but get your priories in order dude.

 

[MeltyTW]

While he hasn't outright said this is the reason for his absence in the last 40-ish hours (immediately before another court appearance no less) Ralph has returned to the internet.

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Supposedly his dog, Tug, died. Tug is now up in heaven waiting for Sandra and Ethan to join him. Disappointment is never easy, Tug.

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I call this picture "If you only knew how bad things really were..."

Personally I call bullshit on all of this. If Tug died anytime in the last week, Ralph would be on stream with a "Prayers for Tug / Burial Fund" dono bar and hollering at anyone saying he hung another dog. This seems like a hastily thrown together excuse to cover for whatever real fatassery took place during his disappearance. This is the same Ethan Ralph that kept streaming during the birth of his daughter and then bailed on the hospital less than 24 hours with her and her mother to drive to Dallas, get coked out of his mind and host a bowling tournament.

Finally, does anyone else think the baby in this picture is fake? It's Cabbage Patch levels of uncanny valley here. Like I said in another thread, I fear Meigh might have traded the real Rozy for a box of loli and and a tasty apple...

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IS THA OWIN BENJAMIN CURRRSSSS

 

[stupid frog]

False alarm everyone his dog just died or was killed

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FUCK OFF HE SERIOUSLY NAMED HIS DOG "TUG RALPH"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

While I'm sorry the pupper passed (RIP), am I the only one thinking that this is really convenient timing?

 

[Probably An Autist]

False alarm everyone his dog just died or was killed

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i cant believe he hanged another dog.

 

[Telemeter]

Tug was a good boi

You don't know that, i'm pretty sure that dog was involved in all sorts of interspecies shenanigans with horses and pigs.

 

[Preacher ✝]

While he hasn't outright said this is the reason for his absence in the last 40-ish hours (immediately before another court appearance no less) Ralph has returned to the internet.

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Supposedly his dog, Tug, died. Tug is now up in heaven waiting for Sandra and Ethan to join him. Disappointment is never easy, Tug.

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I call this picture "If you only knew how bad things really were..."

Personally I call bullshit on all of this. If Tug died anytime in the last week, Ralph would be on stream with a "Prayers for Tug / Burial Fund" dono bar and hollering at anyone saying he hung another dog. This seems like a hastily thrown together excuse to cover for whatever real fatassery took place during his disappearance. This is the same Ethan Ralph that kept streaming during the birth of his daughter and then bailed on the hospital less than 24 hours with her and her mother to drive to Dallas, get coked out of his mind and host a bowling tournament.

Finally, does anyone else think the baby in this picture is fake? It's Cabbage Patch levels of uncanny valley here. Like I said in another thread, I fear Meigh might have traded the real Rozy for a box of loli and and a tasty apple...

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Serious question, was anyone aware of this dog before now? Has Ralph ever mentioned having a dog before? I could just be uninformed but it feels like an ass pull.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

You don't know that, i'm pretty sure that dog was involved in all sorts of interspecies shenanigans with horses and pigs.

WGFD you know theres video of it with meigh