The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

Kevin can't seem to suffer any minor inconvenience, I don't see how he wouldn't be complaining.

Also if they get space heaters they will burn down that house for sure. Think I'm wrong? I'd like to submit the stoves as evidence.

 

[AnOminous]

What a god-forsaken wasteland...

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY POST THIS?

It looks like the shit from Aliens 2 before the xenos showed up.

Holy fucking Hell!

Before these cancerous troons showed up, this place looked like a reasonably nice patch of scrubland. They have turned it into something from an apocalypse movie.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also if they get space heaters they will burn down that house for sure. Think I'm wrong? I'd like to submit the stoves as evidence.

It'd happen to anyone else, but these guys are amazing in how much disaster they manage to avoid.

The Tranch is like a cartoon character who keeps running across thin air as long as he doesn't realize he ran out of cliff.

 

[Funny Trucker]

Ah propane chat, how I’ve missed you!

You raise a great point. Is it reasonable to assume they’ve managed to get a proper bulk tank replacement (and supply contract) since then? No?

If not, and they’re trying to survive on a single 100lb bottle at a time.. that’s not ideal.

The normal setup is two such tanks with an automatic changeover thing, so that you can run one completely empty and then take it to be swapped while running on the other one.

If you look carefully at the later photos, after the side of their house fell off, there's a teeny tiny second bottle hiding behind the first.

Local Archive of Part 4 of the radio series:

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: How to Build a Haven, Part Four: A Queer Microcosm - It Could Happen Here | iHeart

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For completions sake, here's a summary:

Episode four has even less content. Lots of moralising about the recent shooting in a Colorado gay bar, and how it's all the fault of Christians for trying to stop trannies hanging around school playgrounds in lingerie. That recurs a lot.

We get an origin story. Some old couple who had 10 alpacas they wanted to get rid of suckered them into paying cash. They're now up to 196, including recent births. Sounds like they're losing more to cold and starvation every year, becasue I'm sure they were over 200 once. They turn fibre into yarn which they've always sold "immediately". Mr gullible reporter didn't ask whether that was enough to support four grown adults. Remember that their Etsy shop brought in about $1500 two years ago, then last year they "spun" it into rope they gave away to their charity friends.

More bullshit on the recycling. According to Penny, that's now done in a building that they "designed". The government stepped in and that's when they stepped out. When did they squeeze in that architectural study?

Jen's contribution to community building has been finding four weirdos in town who come round to play board games. Didn't we once call that "having friends"?

Some people threatened to kill their dogs, but that weirdly just gets glossed over. Maybe when you regularly encounter dead animals you start to think "what's another one or two here or there".

They've got expansion plans for two sites, and ebegging is at an advanced stage. Those $4,703 are really going to make a difference.

Honestly don't bother. Go and watch a You Tube video on propane, or on timber framing and how to build a terrace. It'll be a better use of your time.

 

[Oxyjen]

This li’l lady is feeling the cold.. of the heart
Save a trans this Christmas.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

This li’l lady is feeling the cold.. of the heart
Save a trans this Christmas.

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I wonder what the Tranchers will do if they have to deal with a suicide? You can't bring the body to the wolf sanctuary like you can with the mountains of dead alpacas.

 

[FinnSven]

So basically they are struggling to keep the lights on and Kevvie still drops money on transformers?

Will Bonnie and his mum just bury their frozen corpses in a mass grave with the alpacas, end the lease and hope whoever ends up renting or buying it just churns up the ground enough that no bodies are found?

I wonder what the Tranchers will do if they have to deal with a suicide? You can't bring the body to the wolf sanctuary like you can with the mountains of dead alpacas.

They are probably hoping for a suicide.

Not only would that give them a grift for at least a year, donations to the memorial fund, they can also spin it as another “literal murder” by Earl and the Kiwis.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"And they wounder why 22-23 Vets kill themselves every day." Taking spelling lessons from Phil, buddy? But I"m sure learning to spell = white supremacy + transphobia in your sad world.

Maybe TransgirlTactical can kick those stats up to 43%. And maybe, just maybe, going to live in the middle of a barren wasteland with a bunch of demented manbabies is not a very good strategy for finding a meaningful relationship with another human being.

If you really want to be a twue wahmen, faggot, ditch the dog and get 40 cats like a normal middle-aged dangerhair. That, and a fridge stocked with boxes of wine, and you'll never be lonely again.

 

[Temperance]

I scrolled through the twitter accounts of Fedposter J (aka Jarrod/Josie, the permaculture "expert") and Jen (aka Michael, the anorexic shiteater), but it doesn't seem like they've been doing anything too interesting in the past few months.

J still occasionally posts on Twitter after the Musk takeover, but he's not super active. He's been complaining about health problems (including high blood pressure), which he blames on Covid for some reason. He thinks he can treat it with more HRT, lol.




Oh, he also tried to do some amateur mechanic work on the Tranch's dead vehicles. Sounds like there are at least 3-4 of them sitting out there.


Like many other troons & lolcows, Fedposter J recently made accounts on the Fediverse, but doesn't seem too thrilled about it. Probably because they all seem to join tiny, highly-restrictive instances where they get way less engagement than they used to get on Twitter.
J initially joined kolektiva.social, which bills itself as a Fediverse instance for anti-colonial anarchists. However, he left after about a month because they weren't enough of a hugbox for him. There also seems to be some kind of sex-pest drama on Kolektiva which apparently uses evidence from Kiwifarms. Imagine that!

J is now on eightpoint.app, although he's only made a handful of posts there.

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Jen (the shiteater) hasn't tweeted since November. He's active on the Fediverse instance beach.city, although apparently a lot of his time these days is spent adding pictures/videos to the Tranch's Patreon and participating in their patreon-exclusive Discord server. He also has a blog where he writes gross troon erotica every once in a blue moon.


In case you were wondering for some god-forsaken reason, yes, he's still a spooky skelly obsessed with Magic The Gathering.

Spoiler: NSFW - naked troon

Posted in November:

Here's something funny from his twitter:

NPR sent out a reporter to the Tranch last year and wrote a story on them. It was generally sympathetic to the Tranch but also mentioned that they weren't doing any favors for themselves by being so hostile to their local community. For this terrible crime, NPR has been banned from the Tranch! Also, nice fedpost at the end there, Jen!

 

[Dr. Funk]

NPR sent out a reporter to the Tranch last year and wrote a story on them. It was generally sympathetic to the Tranch but also mentioned that they weren't doing any favors for themselves by being so hostile to their local community. For this terrible crime, NPR has been banned from the Tranch!

You know the troon ranchers are loosing control of the narrative when even NPR mentions their hostility. And what do they do? Lash out and ban them for not living up to their standards of perfect ally-ship. Guess that reporter should have done more asskissing.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Weird, it's almost like they're a bunch of narcissists or something.

 

[Great Monkey King]

Is it just me or does that pic of Jen make him look exactly like the guy that played Cereal Killer in Hackers? (Matthew Lillard is apparently the actor’s name.)

 

[Billy Buudd]

Is it just me or does that pic of Jen make him look exactly like the guy that played Cereal Killer in Hackers? (Matthew Lillard is apparently the actor’s name.)

I think you’re right!

I have another question for bio-kiwis though: if you can stand to look at Jen’s naked photo without vomiting - is it just me or does his pubic hair just look “wrong” for a female? Like it’s growing in a way it’s not supposed to. Am I clocking this as a dude just from the pubes or is it my mind playing tricks on me?

 

[Jump]

Tranch's dead vehicles.

>why the diesel wont start
Because maybe its a tired old powerstroke they got ripped off on an impulse buy? I think we saw this issue coming last year.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This li’l lady is feeling the cold.. of the heart
Save a trans this Christmas.

God, someone take this poor dumbass off the tranch(or away from them as friends if he doesn't live with them). He's trying to actually reach out for help from the VA, and hopefully not just trans reaffirmation help or something.

I wonder what the Tranchers will do if they have to deal with a suicide? You can't bring the body to the wolf sanctuary like you can with the mountains of dead alpacas.

Shit their pants and do nothing, someone will try CPR, they'll sit there for like an hour trying to figure out what to do then finally call services. Or whatever the stupidest response you can think of is.

Will Bonnie and his mum just bury their frozen corpses in a mass grave with the alpacas, end the lease and hope whoever ends up renting or buying it just churns up

Penny still has at least one living parent who seems to care about him, Kevin's mom maybe might fill out a missing person's report, and Jen ran from his family (he says they were shit and honestly I believe him), so they might be able to get away with it.

...that is, if fedposter J/Jarrod's family didn't have government jobs and seem to actually care about their son. Pray he's on a nature hike and misses the mass suicide so all Bonnie does is kick him off.

"And they wounder why 22-23 Vets kill themselves every day." Taking spelling lessons from Phil, buddy? But I"m sure learning to spell = white supremacy + transphobia in your sad world.

Listen, don't mean to shit on any military or military kiwis, but you're not always looking at stellar academic performance from army sign ups. There's a reason "crayon eaters" became an insult for certain divisions. I'm saying he was likely missing a few crayons before both the army and the tranch, and neither helped.

That, and a fridge stocked with boxes of wine, and you'll never be lonely again.

Maybe he should get a few more dogs instead. I feel bad since I don't know if he's completely dumb and angry like Penny and Co or just lost and hope he doesn't get fed into the tranch and spat out.

He's been complaining about health problems (including high blood pressure), which he blames on Covid for some reason. He thinks he can treat it with more HRT, lol.

Big brained moment from Fedposter J. While I believe he has a prescription, it's a good thing to point to whenever people yell that they want to DIY hormone taking themselves.

J initially joined kolektiva.social, which bills itself as a Fediverse instance for anti-colonial anarchists.

That sounds like hell.

However, he left after about a month because they weren't enough of a hugbox for him. There also seems to be some kind of sex-pest drama on Kolektiva which apparently uses evidence from Kiwifarms. Imagine that!

I guess it was! How many topics do antico-anarchos have to talk about? Can you really hate white settlers and love anarchy for that long on a social media platform?

Patreon and participating in their patreon-exclusive Discord server.

I am almost curious but I known it would be the most boring shit if anyone had a look through, maybe some islamic content but mostly boredom.

He also has a blog where he writes gross troon erotica every once in a blue moon

This is so clinical. I can't imagine writing so mechanically, unless someone forced me to write about horsecock at gunpoint - and no one is forcing him to do something he hates, yet he writes like this anyways. Damn, is this influenced by his autism or is he just bad at writing in general?

For this terrible crime, NPR has been banned from the Tranch! Also, nice fedpost at the end there, Jen!

It was the most critical article they ever got which is saying something. The tranch would be soon putting up gofundmes for Jen's jail bail if right wing media was ever ballsy/curious enough to step in their vicinity.

I have another question for bio-kiwis though: if you can stand to look at Jen’s naked photo without vomiting - is it just me or does his pubic hair just look “wrong” for a female? Like it’s growing in a way it’s not supposed to. Am I clocking this as a dude just from the pubes or is it my mind playing tricks on me?

I'm not looking at it but I'm guessing it might be from the way the surgery is: the start of the neo"vagina" is higher due to the placement of genitals on men, and there might be scar tissue around the area. I'm not clicking to look since I neither have experience with this type of medical stuff nor awake enough to come out of that spoiler sane.

 

[FinnSven]

I think you’re right!

I have another question for bio-kiwis though: if you can stand to look at Jen’s naked photo without vomiting - is it just me or does his pubic hair just look “wrong” for a female? Like it’s growing in a way it’s not supposed to. Am I clocking this as a dude just from the pubes or is it my mind playing tricks on me?

I know what you mean, the growth is wrong.

The mannish face really doesn’t help though.

 

[Ghostse]

@AMHOLIO

Listen, don't mean to shit on any military or military kiwis, but you're not always looking at stellar academic performance from army sign ups. There's a reason "crayon eaters" became an insult for certain divisions. I'm saying he was likely missing a few crayons before both the army and the tranch, and neither helped.

You fucking civie faggot, you don't know what you are talking about and if it wasn't for those who served you'd be speaking german, worshipping Allah, and getting fucked by Red Commie dick instead of going to starbucks, mcdonalds and jacking it to vTuber's onlyfans. Your utter wrongness, stupidity, and complete lack of respect for military traditions disgusts me.

The Marines are the crayon eaters. The Army are the lazy, theiving ones with the stupid song. Jesus Christ, this isn't hard people.

 

[Tour of Italy]

@AMHOLIO


You fucking civie faggot, you don't know what you are talking about and if it wasn't for those who served you'd be speaking german, worshipping Allah, and getting fucked by Red Commie dick instead of going to starbucks, mcdonalds and jacking it to vTuber's onlyfans. Your utter wrongness, stupidity, and complete lack of respect for military traditions disgusts me.

The Marines are the crayon eaters. The Army are the lazy, theiving ones with the stupid song. Jesus Christ, this isn't hard people.

-Chair Force
-Crayon Eaters
-Lazy Fucks
-Buttsex
-Even shittier navy
-I want to believe

Did I miss anyone or is that all the branches?

 

[cuddle striker]

I've said it in the various covid threads and I'll say it here too. Covid causes brain damage to specific areas, most notably impulse control, emotional regulation, and the ability to make decisions based on new information.
I do not think the tranch had a brain cell to spare to begin with, and you can see that they're getting worse now. Their media affairs are handled even more aggressively than before which is saying a lot.

 

[stupid frog]

I have another question for bio-kiwis though: if you can stand to look at Jen’s naked photo without vomiting - is it just me or does his pubic hair just look “wrong” for a female? Like it’s growing in a way it’s not supposed to. Am I clocking this as a dude just from the pubes or is it my mind playing tricks on me?

As someone who is stupid, I also think his pubes look weird, and I don't know why. And don't want to think about it long enough to figure out, let alone look at the damn thing again.