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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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AncientPhosphur said:
He avoided court to avoid being served papers by Vickers if I’m understanding the situation right, I feel like the dog thing is just a cover or excuse to hide his whole plan. Now the only way Ralph can see his son is by getting served a court order by Vickers.
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i wish there was an "oh jesus" emote but if there was i feel like thats all id use in this thread
 
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Literally doing the alogs work for them.
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disavow said:
Yes, the dog (and a cat) are known pets of his, just not a regular topic of discussion I think.
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Yeah, here's the Ralphacat. Her name is Cleo, posting her here since it's been a while since she's been mentioned or seen (as far as I know). She's like 8 or 9 years old.
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Pit Viper Salesman said:
While he hasn't outright said this is the reason for his absence in the last 40-ish hours (immediately before another court appearance no less) Ralph has returned to the internet.

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Supposedly his dog, Tug, died. Tug is now up in heaven waiting for Sandra and Ethan to join him. Disappointment is never easy, Tug.

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I call this picture "If you only knew how bad things really were..."

Personally I call bullshit on all of this. If Tug died anytime in the last week, Ralph would be on stream with a "Prayers for Tug / Burial Fund" dono bar and hollering at anyone saying he hung another dog. This seems like a hastily thrown together excuse to cover for whatever real fatassery took place during his disappearance. This is the same Ethan Ralph that kept streaming during the birth of his daughter and then bailed on the hospital less than 24 hours with her and her mother to drive to Dallas, get coked out of his mind and host a bowling tournament.

Finally, does anyone else think the baby in this picture is fake? It's Cabbage Patch levels of uncanny valley here. Like I said in another thread, I fear Meigh might have traded the real Rozy for a box of loli and and a tasty apple...

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100 bucks says that he replaces it with a pitbull
 
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Fannyscum said:
Vickers takes it as a message addressed to him personally, he seems a little BOTHERED about yesterday:
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Vickers is a fat faggot with bitch tits and failed e-celeb. While his fat wife gets a train run on her by every neighbor on the block, Vickers sits and seethes on Twitter, desperately courting the most autistic and degenerate audience available.

Vickers looks like a rat creature and has fucked up eyes. Remember when he tried to start a podcast, and his eyes were blinking at different times like a retarded animal?
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Vickers is a fat faggot with bitch tits and failed e-celeb. While his fat wife gets a train run on her by every neighbor on the block, Vickers sits and seethes on Twitter, desperately courting the most autistic and degenerate audience available.

Vickers looks like a rat creature and has fucked up eyes. Remember when he tried to start a podcast, and his eyes were blinking at different times like a retarded animal?
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I still don't fully understand this Vickers thing. Why does Ethan Ralph keep putting on a fedora and act like an entirely different person? He's really bad at keeping in character if so. He still acts like a petty, seething hog with a twitter addiction. Even superman put more effort into being Clark Kent.
 
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Fag Albert said:
I still don't fully understand this Vickers thing. Why does Ethan Ralph keep putting on a fedora and act like an entirely different person? He's really bad at keeping in character if so. He still acts like a petty, seething hog with a twitter addiction. Even superman put more effort into being Clark Kent.
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The Strange Case of Dr Vickers and Mr Ralph.

If I wasn't so lazy I would photoshop their faces onto a book cover.
 
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Elmo said:
Ralph echoing Nick's sentiments about how Twitter Blue is invalidating anything and how it's tearing them up inside has been thoroughly hilarious.
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of course, that check was his real baby and now its gone. hes willing to pay for it not for his bastards
 
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