Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Nod Flenders]

This dude definitely did his own eye makeup in the dark for this stream lol.
He’s coloring in his eyebrows with a pencil now. If he was doing it before then he is doing it way darker now.
So when you style your eyebrows you aren’t supposed to make them perfectly symmetrical because it looks unnatural. There’s a saying that your eyebrows are supposed to be “sisters, not twins.” Queefals eyebrows look like more like stepcousins that are only around each other once or twice a year.
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No matter how hard he tries with the "beauty" techniques, he is still a man.

 

[Boopims]

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he gave himself a dreamworks poster brow raise

 

[Thunk Provoker]

keffals on Twitter: "W thanks everybody 🤠 https://t.co/M21jwV09gy" /…

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[Computer Guardian]

keffals on Twitter: "W thanks everybody 🤠 https://t.co/M21jwV09gy" /…

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This is literally a non-achivement for any decently large youtube channel as they probably have accumulated more than 2M+ Views just making videos over the lifetime of the channel.

 

[Simon]

keffals on Twitter: "W thanks everybody 🤠 https://t.co/M21jwV09gy" /…

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How is that a W? With all of the attention he's had on him, he should've achieved this weeks ago.

 

[MooseGump]

How is that a W? With all of the attention he's had on him, he should've achieved this weeks ago.

Not only that but he didn't even notice he got this nonchievement until a few days later, you'd think he would post about it in the first hour he got it

 

[AnOminous]

How is that a W? With all of the attention he's had on him, he should've achieved this weeks ago.

He should have that many SUBSCRIBERS. Not just groomed underage catboys repeatedly clicking watch over and over again like he told them to.

 

[JT Marlin]

Lucas was in attendance in a Twitter Spaces where Elon showed up.

https://twitter.com/ForeverEversley/status/1603612770892918784

A.

 

[Your typical Scout main]

keffals on Twitter: "W thanks everybody 🤠 https://t.co/M21jwV09gy" /…

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I'm sorry but how is 2 million views on your stupid channel is a "W"?

 

[Buck Russell]

This dude definitely did his own eye makeup in the dark for this stream lol.
He’s coloring in his eyebrows with a pencil now. If he was doing it before then he is doing it way darker now.
So when you style your eyebrows you aren’t supposed to make them perfectly symmetrical because it looks unnatural. There’s a saying that your eyebrows are supposed to be “sisters, not twins.” Queefals eyebrows look like more like stepcousins that are only around each other once or twice a year.
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Eugene Levy in drag

 

[lrresistable]

I disagree. It was not handled appropriately. They should've opened fire.

Troonos

 

[trauma care]

keffals on Twitter: "W thanks everybody 🤠 https://t.co/M21jwV09gy" /…

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I thought Luke was asking the members of his grooming server to artificially inflate his view count.
How can anyone consider this an accomplishment? You're behind the curve, Lucas.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This dude definitely did his own eye makeup in the dark for this stream lol.
He’s coloring in his eyebrows with a pencil now. If he was doing it before then he is doing it way darker now.
So when you style your eyebrows you aren’t supposed to make them perfectly symmetrical because it looks unnatural. There’s a saying that your eyebrows are supposed to be “sisters, not twins.” Queefals eyebrows look like more like stepcousins that are only around each other once or twice a year.
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Motherfucker got some K.K. Slider eyebrows going on lmao

 

[A. G. Peak]

Lucas was in attendance in a Twitter Spaces where Elon showed up.

https://twitter.com/ForeverEversley/status/1603612770892918784

A.

You can see his POV here.

 

[jorgoth]

Canada has socialized the troon to suicide pipeline by making both the hormones and suicide government programs.

Based. If only all troons were men. Chad is the enemy.

 

[coomer mcgee]

(Link / Archive)
Totally real email Keffals received.

 

[Punished Neco]

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Totally real email Keffals received.

You can tell Keffals didn't write it because it includes capital letters though

 

[trauma care]

This dude definitely did his own eye makeup in the dark for this stream lol.
He’s coloring in his eyebrows with a pencil now. If he was doing it before then he is doing it way darker now.
So when you style your eyebrows you aren’t supposed to make them perfectly symmetrical because it looks unnatural. There’s a saying that your eyebrows are supposed to be “sisters, not twins.” Queefals eyebrows look like more like stepcousins that are only around each other once or twice a year.
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Good makeup is supposed to enhance your natural features. His face is so unnatural from being butchered with surgery and cross sex hormones. There's nothing for him to enhance. He just looks like a toddler who found his mommy's makeup

 

[A. G. Peak]

The discussion with Dylan Burns was more fruitful than I expected. Enjoy the highlights!

Through organizing the DropKiwiFarms campaign, I was able to pressure a $16 billion corporation to drop service for a web site when they said they wouldn't do it.

Topics: The future of Keffals content | Online legacy

Spoiler: Clip 1

I mean, it is funny. The police conducting an internal review on themselves and saying, okay, we did nothing wrong.

Topics: PTSD | Swatting incident

Spoiler: Clip 2

When I say legal action, I'm not specifically talking about engaging in a lawsuit because there are other venues for taking legal action in the Canadian legal system that I think might be more tenable.

Topics: Lawsuit status | GoFundMe

Spoiler: Clip 3

I really am the Stalin of political Twitch.

Topics: Banning sprees | Stardust and reconciliation

Spoiler: Clip 4

I really want to move on from this kind of drama. So, if I were to answer honestly and put everything on the table, it's going to reignite shit.

Topics: Destiny | Picking battles

Spoiler: Clip 5

One of Melina's friends, I think, came up to me and said we're all pussies in person, aren't we. And then I got mad.

Topics: TwitchCon Melina incident | More on Destiny

Spoiler: Clip 6

Here's a bonus clip of Keffals name-dropping one of the journalists that was banned on Twitter. He wrote the CNN puff piece.

I'm so glad that I just remembered I have Donie O'Sullivan's cell number so I just said that he fucking rules...

Spoiler: Clip 7

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The discussion with Dylan Burns was more fruitful than I expected. Enjoy the highlights!


Topics: The future of Keffals content | Online legacy

Spoiler: Clip 1

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Topics: PTSD | Swatting incident

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Topics: Lawsuit status | GoFundMe

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Topics: Banning sprees | Stardust and reconciliation

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Topics: Destiny | Picking battles

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Topics: TwitchCon Melina incident | More on Destiny

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Here's a bonus clip of Keffals name-dropping one of the journalists that was banned on Twitter. He wrote the CNN puff piece.

Spoiler: Clip 7

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There's a lot of gnarly shit here but Luke saying that Melina's friend (heretofore unmentioned) is responsible for his tardrage moment at Twitchcon is 1) probably a lie and 2) even if true does not justify marching up to Melina to yell at her.

Anyhow, still waiting with bated breath for a real lawsuit update. C'mon, Tiny. We're on the edge of our seats.