Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
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You are a moron
Shut the fuck up for a while
And Patrick is fat
 
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BMI Evaluator said:
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
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Fat Pat, Pat the Fat
Fat fat faggoty Fatrick
Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
"Right as every time forever, stalker"

God he sounds like a not particularly smart and very fat fourth grader arguing on the playground.
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
"Right as every time forever, stalker."

Oh yeah? Well I'm the rightist extra-right forever-truth so I win!
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To be fair to Patrick, he has sub-normal IQ, and he's probably drunk-texting from Hooligans.
 
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Was fucking around with Twitter's new Perplexity AI and generated this:
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That last citation, LMAO
 
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Hey, why hasn't Elmo banned his biggest and most powerful critic of all in this purge of journalists to silence journalism against fascism? Really strange if our modern Hitler leaves someone stopping the other modern Hitlers like Putin and Trump unbanned on his own platform. The only thing I can think of is that Elmo stays up all night waiting for the knock.

Counterfeit Obol said:
I like how the paragraph somehow time traveled and got Pat to lose the Quasi lawsuit after getting arrested.
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Getting arrested on criminal charges does not absolve you of civil debts you've incurred due to frivolous lawsuits. I'm just upset they weren't able to make the case about his pepperoni business stick.
 
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AnOminous said:
Whenever I see your nick I think of this:
And I wish I could come up with some lyrics, or I could scat, or something.
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Ah, that song bring back some good memories. Did you know he sang that fast because he used to stutter a lot, and for some reason speaking that fast prevented the stuttering? Anyway, the name came in part from that, but the main reason is Pat related: a while ago some cyberstlacker posted a twitter exchange so ridiculous I just could NOT stop laughing (I was actually asked to leave the meeting and compose myself lol) . In fact I don't think it has been posted here before, so...

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Ps: I think that was the stlacker very first interaction with that lady hahaha. Man, being Pat must be is an insane rollercoaster.

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authentic "no child"s irl
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Even better: as far as I know, this was THE very FIRST irl "childing" we've got (WorldCon 2018).
In fact, allow me to take this opportunity to show how much of a fake Pat is. He claims he's an actual tough day. A certified badass, who can crush any man in a knot. Well, on that very same day we got this:

Does a masculine man squeal like that?



Does a masculine man WALK like that?? The fuck is that shit?


Listen, I'm not saying Patrick is a closeted flaming homosexual who laprs as a tough man because he gets very VERY sweaty whenever he's drawing his butt-plug spaceships. All I'm saying is... he's into things.

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Also I was think of compiling a PDF of all the poems from the thread did ONA make any? or is it purely a kiwi phenomenon?
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Oh, They did even better: an entire short stories book! The commitment these people have... it's just beautiful!
I don't know about you guys, but if I found out people hated me enough to write a WHOLE FUCKING BOOK about what an asshole I am, I'd consider toning it down you know. But that's just me.

Ps: It's my first time uploading a pdf to the site. If it doesn't work and somebody would like the book, PM me and I'll try again.
Edit 3: grammar. I might have some Tomlinson genes in me.
 

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I can’t believe how boring he’s been lately. Haven’t had many chances to check on fat Pat’s fat antics the past two weeks and shockingly little has happened. But he’s on a hiding to (at best) nothing with his vigorous defense of pedos. I suspect it will lead nowhere good for him and possibly to another epic self-own.

I am glad Paul Weimer’s solo trip to Vietnam has been cancelled. If it was scrapped due to the increased online scrutiny this dude is now under, I’m totally fine with that.
 
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Throwaway email accounts aren't built like they used to be.

They're built far, far better. Which means remembering passwords properly is more important than ever.

PST Stan Account is here to help you with that.

Anyway, I'm glad we're giving Uncle Paul some focus and I'm pissed I missed the Niki's thruple subplot. Dorque is definitely the type to say he wants an open relationship and then find out that his wife is the only person who wants to fuck him, and that's only because of the sunk cost fallacy. When he says he's "into things" that thing is him staring deadeyed at the movie Hook while his wife is out finding a second, better wife for herself.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Because F@t loves to post even the most inane minutiae of his life online, for sure video will get posted. We can then all laugh at him jiggling like a Jell-O mold after the slap lands.
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I bet you can tell any time he gets treated like the fatass with bitch tits that he is. He tweets something about what a badass he is. Meanwhile in reality he sat there seething and coping.
BMI Evaluator said:
You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.
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Simmer down there tubbo.
Wodanaz said:
fat liar shills for female liar
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Who said Musk never filed a police report? That's just bullshit Fatty made up.
 
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