Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Xolanite]

Where’s that picture of cozykitsune in Japan posing while a guy in the background gives her the middle finger? That’s pretty much Chibi in Japan (optimistic), if they can handle the stench.

 

[SmugDruggler]

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Honorable Adam-San… 日本人に本当の嫌感を教えてやろう

This is very disappointing. So Chibi’s not gonna be out there on his own without a handler, he’s gonna be part of some gay tourist group. They’ll check all the boxes like Mt Fuji and Nintendoland, but no Chibi getting turned around and winding up in FukiSubaru-town or whatever, indebted to some Yakuza member or scrounging for the ¥100,000 deposit on some girl who really does like him and his wig. The best we can hope for now is that it’ll be disappointing and we get some sads on Twitter, or that members of this tourist “group” will show up on here with hilarious stories of what a tard he was.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

or that members of this tourist “group” will show up on here with hilarious stories of what a tard he was.

My money is on him getting drunk off two beers and sexually assaulting the nearest female of the group.
edit: or because hes in japan, challenging on of the guys in the group to a sumo match for the right to talk to one of the girls.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Good joke...

 

[Xolanite]

Good joke...

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Those poor cats.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

holy shit look at those sweat (piss?) stains on his mattress

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Good joke...

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CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHEETS WHY ARE THEY DISCOLORED WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[SmugDruggler]

holy shit look at those sweat (piss?) stains on his mattress

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHEETS WHY ARE THEY DISCOLORED WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I realize there are certain jokes that we always go back to, and I’ve made no secret of the fact that “Ya got FOOD in yer SHEETS!!” is my absolute, hands down favorite Chibi moment ever, but… come on.

You can’t even see the mattress, first off, which anyone who knows Chibi would know is a big deal in its own right. He rarely even uses sheets. Secondly the sheets are fine. The middle part is a bit darker than the corner part because of lighting, weight distribution, and bunching. Again, his mattress is usually bare so it’s almost physically impossible that the sheets came from anywhere but a washing machine, recently. If it was his washing machine, we’d have heard about it on Twitter, so I’ll bet it was his mom’s, at her insistence.

Chibi apparently really is going to Japan, that seems a lot more interesting amiriteguys?

 

[scallion]

I realize there are certain jokes that we always go back to, and I’ve made no secret of the fact that “Ya got FOOD in yer SHEETS!!” is my absolute, hands down favorite Chibi moment ever, but… come on.

You can’t even see the mattress, first off, which anyone who knows Chibi would know is a big deal in its own right. He rarely even uses sheets. Secondly the sheets are fine. The middle part is a bit darker than the corner part because of lighting, weight distribution, and bunching. Again, his mattress is usually bare so it’s almost physically impossible that the sheets came from anywhere but a washing machine, recently. If it was his washing machine, we’d have heard about it on Twitter, so I’ll bet it was his mom’s, at her insistence.

Chibi apparently really is going to Japan, that seems a lot more interesting amiriteguys?

Bedpisser cope

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Secondly the sheets are fine. The middle part is a bit darker than the corner part because of lighting, weight distribution, and bunching. Again, his mattress is usually bare so it’s almost physically impossible that the sheets came from anywhere but a washing machine, recently.

Naaaaah, dude. That's a quilt cover that's yellow from pure sweat build-up. It's not even seen a washing machine. It would not go from pretty blue corners to a yellow-ish hue just from a lighting and shape change

 

[SpicyBoyKyle]

Naaaaah, dude. That's a quilt cover that's yellow from pure sweat build-up. It's not even seen a washing machine. It would not go from pretty blue corners to a yellow-ish hue just from a lighting and shape change

Look how yellow the bed frame gets from right to left. It's at least 80% yellow because of lighting.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

KiwiFarms has always been right about you Adam
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Just do a flip already. Nobody cares. Literally nobody cares. He gets no engagement from his posts and if somebody makes the mistake of responding he'll hound them forever until they tell him they'd really like it if he would just shut up.

But knowing Cheebs it'll be from six feet off the ground onto a soft pile of snow or something and he'll cry about not being able to do it properly and the cycle of sad will continue.

2023 will be the year Chibi rises like a Phoenix. Nobody will ever laugh at him again

And this time he means it for really reals.

Chibi probably completely standard Hand-eye coordination, maybe a bit on the clumsy side.

That's actually pretty common for folk with autism. That and they tend to have atrocious handwriting.

Pokémon just announced they're retiring Ash Ketchum and Pikachu from the anime.

Someone check on Chibi, he might commit sudoku for real this time

He'll just have a funeral stream for them and make it all about himself.

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Honorable Adam-San… 日本人に本当の嫌感を教えてやろう

Faggot is going with a tour group. While this is the best example of something that can happen to him as he'll in effect have some local guides who will tell him to tone down the autism, it takes away from the humor of him walking down the street dressed in his cosplay outfit and dual wielding his 3D printed keyblades.

 

[Large Rodent]

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Honorable Adam-San… 日本人に本当の嫌感を教えてやろう

Well, he's self-aware enough to know he can't just go to Japan alone with no knowledge of the country outside of anime, so that's something.
Disappointing, as this slims our chances of a total sperg out in Sunrise Land, but let's not count out his radioactive-like levels of autism just yet.
This is a complete and total pipe dream, but it would be absolutely amazing if someone in Adam's tourist group documented (and, if God is truly good, filmed) his Autism Moments like others in the past have.
I welcome anyone in his group to register an account here and share your anecdotes once (if) everything is said and done. We're nice, promise! :^)

 

[McSneaks]

Well, he's self-aware enough to know he can't just go to Japan alone with no knowledge of the country outside of anime, so that's something.

Is he? I'd argue that's possibly the complete opposite of what he's doing, and that he'll likely try to be "duh japanman" there with all his good "didja know???" knowledge.

I would wager the real reason he's doing it this way because he'll be in the same group with WIMINS, and everybody knows everyone gets close and FUCKS when you're stuck in foreign countries together. It also gives him the illusion of friendship, because even being a massive faggot most of these people (probably slightly awkward and don't have many friends, which is why they're going to "orientations" to take a vacation with complete strangers) will likely stick with him regardless, go places, have super neat friend adventures, can protect wimins from the scary yakuzers.. Everywhere and thing he does he complains about how it's hard to make friends or want to take picture with the guy who sold him lunch, I GUARANTEE you're gonna start seeing cool meetup photos of his "new friends!!!" with him sitting awkwardly in the corner.

And to the other poster....yes he absolutely showed up in his wig, it's Japan retard.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Just hope Japan doesn't break him enough to the point that he winds up hanging out in Aokigahara forest.

 

[Star Platinum]

Just hope Japan doesn't break him enough to the point that he winds up hanging out in Aokigahara forest.

let's be real; if boogie has made it this far, chibi will probably outlive everyone in this thread. dude has cockroach-level resilience and never stays down for more than a week

 

[Staffy]

let's be real; if boogie has made it this far, chibi will probably outlive everyone in this thread. dude has cockroach-level resilience and never stays down for more than a week

Unlike Boogie though, Chibi isn't that obnoxious that it'll be actually sad to see him go.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Oh god imagine being part of this group as some cost cutting plan to visit Japan just to get stuck with the embodiment of autism. Is he wearing is KH wigs to the meet ups?

Let's be real, there's a non-zero percent chance everyone in the group is as socially retarded as Chibi, if not more.

Japan attracts autists like Keffals attracts socially isolated minors, the difference being Japan isn't happy to have them.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

 

[Bigbadyeet]

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It’s been like 2 weeks since he came on his hairy pubes for a troll pretending to be a barely legal teen on discord.. how much could you have possibly changed Chib?