Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

I found a clip of that fork thing he was doing. I can't even speculate my own thoughts. I'm at a loss for words.



Original Link, Root DR. Throne, on YouTube: https://youtu.be/S26IaZjfI2I?t=24
KF archive: https://uploads.kiwifarms.net/data/video/4098/4098747-afddcfdb321127d64e7fc3b56e827d20.mp4

On SmokeyMCC's video, Cyrax - Claiming To Be Talking With Chris Chan + Responding to Danny Brown, there is a commentator with Based Shaman's theory, and a reply to that comment that just sends shivers down my spine. While the latter not specifically Cyraxx related, but I had to suffer imagining how that would feel, so now I must share it.
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
I found a clip of that fork thing he was doing. I can't even speculate my own thoughts. I'm at a loss floss for words.
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FTFY.

I can't imagine how janky the rest of his teeth must be if he's able to pick food out between them with a god damn fork. Not that there's anything of value in there to break, but how stupid must you be to live in a world where soft wooden toothpicks and plastic flosspicks exist and you instead opt to go spelunking with a thick metal object. He's not the kid who touches something hot on the stove once and learns "fire = no touch", he's that special breed of idiot who drives a nail into his dick and goes to the hospital, then does it again the following week thinking maybe it won't hurt this time. And the week after that and the week after that.

For someone who screams so much about how they're always in fear for their life, he sure as fuck doesn't have much sense of self preservation.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
I found a clip of that fork thing he was doing. I can't even speculate my own thoughts. I'm at a loss for words.

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Original Link, Root DR. Throne, on YouTube: https://youtu.be/S26IaZjfI2I?t=24
KF archive: https://uploads.kiwifarms.net/data/video/4098/4098747-afddcfdb321127d64e7fc3b56e827d20.mp4

On SmokeyMCC's video, Cyrax - Claiming To Be Talking With Chris Chan + Responding to Danny Brown, there is a commentator with Based Shaman's theory, and a reply to that comment that just sends shivers down my spine. While the latter not specifically Cyraxx related, but I had to suffer imagining how that would feel, so now I must share it.
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I think that's one of the videos I mentioned earlier with Danny Brown in the chat comments. It was weird seeing someone claiming to be him and without proof everyone believed it. Lame. I would've been like prove it.
 
JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
"If this doesn't stop in the next 6 months, I could end up losing both of my feet"

So if people don't back off and leave him alone immediately, he's going to look like this come June or July next year?


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Lol that's great. My favorite part of the Cyraxx thread is when someone compares him to some deformed look alike from pop culture.
 
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He was 23 when he was kicked out of high school for the last time. He still doesn't know the answer to four times six, tho. But he claims to be great at business.
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Im surprised it took them that long to kick him out. I had a stoner slacker friend who was eventually forced out around 20/21 and made to get his GED, im sure the reason he was forced out revolved around concerns of a 21 year old being around 16 year old girls.
 
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Chance streamed again on FB Live to show off his new thrift shop accessories and a new mic he had gotten, all look terrible on him and the mic is even worse than the usual one he uses. He said in his last stream that the trolls are dead to him and that he won't acknowledge them anymore but for the bigger part of the stream he fights with Based Shaman and Based trolls who joined the stream early on.

From his Chance Arntzen FB, titled "Music and chill"
 
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Chance streamed again on FB Live to show off his new thrift shop accessories and a new mic he had gotten, all look terrible on him and the mic is even worse than the usual one he uses. He said in his last stream that the trolls are dead to him and he won't acknowledge them anymore but for the bigger part of the stream, he fights with Based Shaman and Based trolls who joined the stream early on.

From his Chance Arntzen FB, titled "Music and chill"
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If you're trying to buy anything but retro games from a thrift shop regarding technology, you're mostly going to have a bad time. Once again basedshaman fans being almost as irritating as the Rat Lord chance himself.
 
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I have never seen such a dysgenic, abhorrent creature in my life. I have made a KiwiFarms profile just to stare in awe of this horrific, nightmarish monstrosity from deep within the psyche of a backwoods Lovecraft.

Cyraxx is living proof that Goblins did exist and were not just fantasy.
 
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This video from William G pretty much shows what the Akron PD thinks of him and how Sally keeps enabling him and lying for him. This incident was right after Chance pointed a bolt-action 22lr rifle at the camera during one of his live streams. It also shows how the tough guy act is just an act from Chance and in reality Chance is just a scared little boy. Chance later claimed that all the cops were pointing their pistols and other weapons at him and he still claims that they did to this day.

Since so many new people have joined the thread I thought it might be enlightening to see this.

 
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Furry killer said:
This video from William G pretty much shows what the Akron PD thinks of him and how Sally keeps enabling him and lying for him. This incident was right after Chance pointed a bolt-action 22lr rifle at the camera during one of his live streams. It also shows how the tough guy act is just an act from Chance and in reality Chance is just a scared little boy. Chance later claimed that all the cops were pointing their pistols and other weapons at him and he still claims that they did to this day.

Since so many new people have joined the thread I thought it might be enlightening to see this.

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His silhouette in the thumbnail is a like a ventriloquist's puppet, LMAO! How much does Chance weigh? 100 pounds tops? I think that's an overestimation. He's probably 80 pounds.
 
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His silhouette in the thumbnail is a like a ventriloquist's puppet, LMAO! How much does Chance weigh? 100 pounds tops? I think that's an overestimation. He's probably 80 pounds.
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Around 100. Tangerine cat was going to buy him a new racing rig for him when she and Chance was "a couple", so she had to get the right height and weight etc from him. Chance told her that he weighed 100 pounds.
 
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This was posted recently in the CWC "Morons on YT..." thread. It was posted on YT 5 days ago. I checked this thread and was surprised it hadn't been posted.

As the video pertains to the subject of this thread, I am saving a local copy here.
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I demand someone sends this video to Chris in prison and record the reaction somehow :lit::lit::lit:
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
His silhouette in the thumbnail is a like a ventriloquist's puppet, LMAO! How much does Chance weigh? 100 pounds tops? I think that's an overestimation. He's probably 80 pounds.
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Chance has claimed that he's 5'3 and 150lbs in the past, but it's obvious he's completely full of shit there. It's estimated he's well under 5ft, around 4'9, and I agree with that assessment. Since he never leaves the goblin nest there's only one object he interacts with that could be used as a hard reference, his guitar.

I can't say exactly how long that Glarry is from headstock to strap button, but your standard Stratocaster copy will have a 25.5in scale length (distance between the nut and the bridge). And given how he small he looks while holding it, yeah I don't think he's even cracking the 5ft barrier.

For another point of comparison, Angus Young is 5'2 and plays a Gibson SG which has a 24.75in scale length. While it does make him look a bit like a child playing a real big boy guitar, it's not to the same degree that it does with Chance.

As for his weight, the only way he could be 150lbs is if his head had the density of a dying sun. He'd either have to be insanely jacked with 0% bodyfat or a very fat little fucker to weigh that much with his tiny frame. He's neither, it's basically an orange sitting on some toothpicks. So I estimate his weight to be around 75-90lbs at the absolute most.
 
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I don't know what pic MBM had on his stream but this pic is directly from Chance himself, this is Chance's swollen foot:
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Yeah, that's the foot Marty showed.

I guess Chance isn't fibbing about it being swollen, but I wonder what all's going on to cause it.

Outside of not showering. We all know the goblin melts in warm water.
 
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Yeah, that's the foot Marty showed.

I guess Chance isn't fibbing about it being swollen, but I wonder what all's going on to cause it.

Outside of not showering. We all know the goblin melts in warm water.
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That honestly looks like its infected enough to potentially cause sepsis and really hurt him. He's going for a Darwin award by letting it fester apparently.
 
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