Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Some Badger]

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Now I'm no woman expert, but usually when chicks complement each other like this it's often sarcastic and passive aggressive, and under the veneer of false enthusiasm and politeness. Have these people even seen a real woman? I'm an oft-introverted spaghetti spilling loner and even I can pick up on when women are being fake and catty.

 

[Shard]

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Still looks gross and unnatural, no tranny passes.

The pecs are too flat and obviously sewn shut

 

[Niggerphobe]

Who would be a good replacement for Charlie and lily

 

[RollingRock2]

Blobby gets butchered and eaten (with subtitles)

 

[SpergPatrol]

Who would be a good replacement for Charlie and lily

Anyone with an actual spine and morals?

 

[Jack Awful]

Now I'm no woman expert, but usually when chicks complement each other like this it's often sarcastic and passive aggressive, and under the veneer of false enthusiasm and politeness. Have these people even seen a real woman? I'm an oft-introverted spaghetti spilling loner and even I can pick up on when women are being fake and catty.

One of the authors has a lesbian fetish, as you can see from some of the other comics.

 

[Some Badger]

One of the authors has a lesbian fetish, as you can see from some of the other comics.

Bet you it's the guy.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Spoiler

Side note, when I was looking for edits, there were a LOT of comics I don't remember seeing on here. How deep does the dumpster go?

 

[Niggerphobe]

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Side note, when I was looking for edits, there were a LOT of comics I don't remember seeing on here. How deep does the dumpster go?

I think I posted that a whole back

 

[Niggerphobe]

I found what I think is their first comic

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Bet you it's the guy.

It’s always the guy. If you took a vin diagram of progressive men and dudes who want to see their lesbian R34 go mainstream, you’d have a perfectly round circle.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Blobby gets butchered and eaten (with subtitles)

Spoiler

 

[Polentic]

Remember purrito? A funny original non-political comic? Well they just uploaded this. And I wish they just let purrito die.

After seeing this #wholesome #selfcare comic I decided to make an edit.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Remember purrito? A funny original non-political comic? Well they just uploaded this. And I wish they just let purrito die.

Solid comic, actually.

Most aliens go through a strategy of military invasion, covert infiltration, or gradual replacement of earthlings when trying to take over our planet.

This one is instead shrewdly using the strategy of destabilizing our societies by undermining traditional morality and promoting societal collapse by replicating the sin, hedonism, and self-indulgence seen in Weimar Germany or the tail end of the Roman Empire. Discord is sown amongst our people as some begin to doubt and question nature, science, and common sense. Ultimately those who buy into the cat's message and transition or accept those who do are not only unable to defend themselves, they additionally sterilize themselves, become a danger to others around them, and prevent further earthlings who could act as a defense force. Pretty crafty.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Uh oh Lily's been spending too much time with her Malay side of the family...
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Archive. (I thought this was an edit when I saw this but it's real)

Blobby is getting his ass beaten in the QRTs for this comic.
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Spoiler: More screenshots

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The backlash got so bad that the Blobby and Friends twitter page had to apologize and then they confirmed Blobby(?) and Lily are both Jewish . I can't stress enough that Lily is Malay. How does being Malay and Jewish work? No one is buying their apology though.
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Archive.

Spoiler: screenshots from the comment section

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WTF, I love Blobby and Friends now!?

 

[SpergPatrol]

WTF, I love Blobby and Friends now!?

Who knew when they aren't preachy assholes thier comics would be more enjoyable?

 

[umami's milk]

Oh? You want nuanced takes and feel-good comics? 2bad.

Then they reposted this old comic

So what I'm getting is that someone at Blobby Inc. got kicked out of their polycule, decided they were an asexual, and spent the better part of the weekend being bitter over everyone else's romantic success.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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Is it weird that only the gay couples are (about to) kiss, and the straight ones are hugging? Also, the guy would not attract lesbians or gays or a person who is already in a relationship.

 

[Schwarzwald]

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Perhaps my least favorite Blobby comic of all time, and that's no small feat. No amount of power or success is worth more than the ones you love.

It might feel great in your 20s and early 30s, having your youth, going on vacations, being free, and being surrounded by nice material possessions. But you eventually hit a point where you realize that your existence is hollow, and the fruits of your existence bring you no true fulfillment or happiness. You put your career over those around you. Your relationships are weak, if not nonexistent, because neither you nor the ones you date are capable of prioritizing each other. The clock is ticking on you because you're now in your late 30s or 40s with no spouse and no children, and your looks are starting to go. You're lucky if you have a dog or cat as you go partake in your daily ritual of going home to your empty house and drinking boxed wine.

It's the Cat Lady's Folly, and I've seen too many relatives and career women fall into the trap. They always become so miserable.

It's not a mutually exclusive situation, but if you find somebody that you could genuinely see spending your life with, that's worth a hell of a lot more than any career. Work should be something to complement your life as you share your success with your loved ones. It's decidedly not a replacement or alternative to it.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Blobby gets butchered and eaten (with subtitles)

Considering it's a deep sea fish, I'm surprised it's even edible with the amount of ammonia in those buggers.