Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%

  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%

  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%

  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%

  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%

  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%

  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%

  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%
  • Total voters
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Schwarzwald said:
Perhaps my least favorite Blobby comic of all time, and that's no small feat. No amount of power or success is worth more than the ones you love.

It might feel great in your 20s and early 30s, having your youth, going on vacations, being free, and being surrounded by nice material possessions. But you eventually hit a point where you realize that your existence is hollow, and the fruits of your existence bring you no true fulfillment or happiness. You put your career over those around you. Your relationships are weak, if not nonexistent, because neither you nor the ones you date are capable of prioritizing each other. The clock is ticking on you because you're now in your late 30s or 40s with no spouse and no children, and your looks are starting to go. You're lucky if you have a dog or cat as you go partake in your daily ritual of going home to your empty house and drinking boxed wine.

It's the Cat Lady's Folly, and I've seen too many relatives and career women fall into the trap. They always become so miserable.

It's not a mutually exclusive situation, but if you find somebody that you could genuinely see spending your life with, that's worth a hell of a lot more than any career. Work should be something to complement your life as you share your success with your loved ones. It's decidedly not a replacement or alternative to it.
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Ya know, I think that kind of sums up the problems I had with another comic that popped up earlier.
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Look, at the end of the day, I don't really give a shit if you had sex and didn't really like it, or if you don't really want kids (because there's a LOT of people out there who should never be parents). But I do think you should at least try, instead of acting like one of these preachy comics like "my bloodline will die with me" or "why bother?" Because people do change their minds about dating or having kids, and it's probably for the best not to fuck yourself up by submerging yourself in your work or inhibitions or selling yourself on OnlyFans or plenty of other shit. Because while you could possibly be happy about what you've done with your life by that point, you could just as easily be lamenting your misspent youth.
 
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Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Ya know, I think that kind of sums up the problems I had with another comic that popped up earlier.
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Look, at the end of the day, I don't really give a shit if you had sex and didn't really like it, or if you don't really want kids (because there's a LOT of people out there who should never be parents). But I do think you should at least try, instead of acting like one of these preachy comics like "my bloodline will die with me" or "why bother?" Because people do change their minds about dating or having kids, and it's probably for the best not to fuck yourself up by submerging yourself in your work or inhibitions or selling yourself on OnlyFans or plenty of other shit. Because while you could possibly be happy about what you've done with your life by that point, you could just as easily be lamenting your misspent youth.
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I mean, if you "try" having kids and then decide you're not cut out to be a parent, you can't really just dump them at the orphanage. People tend to frown on that sort of thing.
 
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OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Considering it's a deep sea fish, I'm surprised it's even edible with the amount of ammonia in those buggers.
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It's the same story with shark. They don't actually pee so much as process their urine through their flesh meaning they smell of ammonia. The way around this? Soak it in milk for about 30 minutes. That tends to draw the most of it out.

MidUSA said:
Ammonia is no problem as long as you ferment it and hang to dry for half a year.
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Might still taste of piss unfortunately
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From what I understand, that's all Hákarl tastes of.

Grand Duke Snowfall said:
Look, at the end of the day, I don't really give a shit if you had sex and didn't really like it, or if you don't really want kids (because there's a LOT of people out there who should never be parents). But I do think you should at least try, instead of acting like one of these preachy comics like "my bloodline will die with me" or "why bother?" Because people do change their minds about dating or having kids, and it's probably for the best not to fuck yourself up by submerging yourself in your work or inhibitions or selling yourself on OnlyFans or plenty of other shit. Because while you could possibly be happy about what you've done with your life by that point, you could just as easily be lamenting your misspent youth.
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No. You should never try to be a parent if you don't feel you're cut out for it. One of the worst things you can do to a child is have one and realize you don't love them or really care about them. Biology takes a lot of the brunt of that and I know guys that said they weren't ready to be parents until they held their child for the first time. But I don't know of one of them who said they wished they never had kids and that includes the ones with problem children.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
It's the same story with shark. They don't actually pee so much as process their urine through their flesh meaning they smell of ammonia. The way around this? Soak it in milk for about 30 minutes. That tends to draw the most of it out.


From what I understand, that's all Hákarl tastes of.


No. You should never try to be a parent if you don't feel you're cut out for it. One of the worst things you can do to a child is have one and realize you don't love them or really care about them. Biology takes a lot of the brunt of that and I know guys that said they weren't ready to be parents until they held their child for the first time. But I don't know of one of them who said they wished they never had kids and that includes the ones with problem children.
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Okay, you’ve got me there. But besides that, I mean. Like I said, there’s a lot of people who shouldn’t have kids or just aren’t cut out for them. The “you should at least try” part was directed more towards the relationship aspect, and I meant more “don’t get your tubes tied just yet just in case”. Probably should have clarified that, sorry.
 
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i forgot my password said:
Uh oh Lily's been spending too much time with her Malay side of the family...
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Blobby is getting his ass beaten in the QRTs for this comic.
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The backlash got so bad that the Blobby and Friends twitter page had to apologize and then they confirmed Blobby(?) and Lily are both Jewish . I can't stress enough that Lily is Malay. How does being Malay and Jewish work? :story: No one is buying their apology though.
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Late as fuck, but the second I saw the comic I had the perfect edit in mind.
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I just now realized that this particular comic didn't even have Blobby in it. Sans the moralizing genderblobfish proselytizing the social justice gospel perched firmly atop his pink and teal soapbox, where is the gimmick to differentiate it amongst readers or appeal to them? "And Friends"? They're not even using familiar characters in this one.

I understand that Blobby is in cultural sensitivity training following his Hiter Lite comments about the Jews, but without him the strip is just a boring social justice strawman comic pushing fringe left wing beliefs. Blobby needs to return from reeducation camp so that it can be a boring social justice strawman comic pushing fringe left wing beliefs with him in it, so that I may more efficiently direct my hatred towards the creators who use that disgusting fish as an avatar to spew their half-baked gender studies retardation.
 
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