The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AMHOLIO]

You fucking civie faggot, you don't know what you are talking about and if it wasn't for those who served you'd be speaking german, worshipping Allah, and getting fucked by Red Commie dick instead of going to starbucks, mcdonalds and jacking it to vTuber's onlyfans.

That would be more dick than I'm getting now...

The Marines are the crayon eaters. The Army are the lazy, theiving ones with the stupid song. Jesus Christ, this isn't hard people

My point still stands but I will cry in a corner saluting the flag now. I'm so sorry everyone to be a cumstain on this country.

-I want to believe

I want to be that division. Finally get the glowie job to go with my farms account since everyone has one but me.

 

[Scream Tail]

His pubic hair is clocking him (on top of the other 99% of him lmao) because biology is the biggest TERF out there. Men and women have different pubic hair patterns and locations. Inverting his cock doesn't magically change how or where his male pubic hair sits on his male pelvis.

Its kinda like how men and women hold and move their arms at different angles. It's not something super obvious but you notice it subconsciously and it screams that something is off.

 

[Gentlebastard]

>why the diesel wont start
Because maybe its a tired old powerstroke they got ripped off on an impulse buy? I think we saw this issue coming last year.
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Imagine how (relatively) successful the tranchers could become by simply using KF as a sounding board. Our autism and eagerness to mock them could be harnessed into a powerful engine for change, IN THEIR FAVOR, if only they could sustain some criticism and ridicule (and weren't a gaggle of lazy unwashed hobos).

Something as simple as tweeting "Thinking 'bout buying this 6.5 diesel Ford Dainty FarmGurl for the Ranch, it looks cute uwu", and waiting, could work. Within a week, at most, someone in this thread would post a wall of text about how the truck is utter shit after the 9th generation, and specially if you don't change the original spark plugs for the ones found in Pakistani Daewoo trucks; and, even so, the Chevrolet Fruitbird is cheaper, better in every aspect, more easily available, and 90% of its problems can be solved with a foot of string and some chewing gum.

But that would require planning ahead, and thinking for 5 minutes, which makes this nigh-impossible for a trancher.

 

[Ghostse]

Imagine how (relatively) successful the tranchers could become by simply using KF as a sounding board. Our autism and eagerness to mock them could be harnessed into a powerful engine for change, IN THEIR FAVOR, if only they could sustain some criticism and ridicule (and weren't a gaggle of lazy unwashed hobos).

Something as simples as tweeting "Thinking bout buying this 6.5 diesel Ford Dainty FarmGurl for the Ranch, it looks cute uwu", and waiting. Within a week (at most), someone in this thread would post a wall of text about how the truck is utter shit after the 9th generation, specially if you don't change the original spark plugs for the ones found in Pakistani Daewoo trucks; anyways, the Chevrolet Fruitbird is cheaper, better in every aspect, more easily available, and 90% of its problems can be solved with a foot of string and some chewing gum.

But that would require planning ahead, and thinking for 5 minutes, which makes this nigh-impossible for a trancher.

Not to mention delayed gratification

 

[Bob_]

Imagine how (relatively) successful the tranchers could become by simply using KF as a sounding board. Our autism and eagerness to mock them could be harnessed into a powerful engine for change, IN THEIR FAVOR, if only they could sustain some criticism and ridicule (and weren't a gaggle of lazy unwashed hobos).

Something as simples as tweeting "Thinking bout buying this 6.5 diesel Ford Dainty FarmGurl for the Ranch, it looks cute uwu", and waiting. Within a week (at most), someone in this thread would post a wall of text about how the truck is utter shit after the 9th generation, specially if you don't change the original spark plugs for the ones found in Pakistani Daewoo trucks; anyways, the Chevrolet Fruitbird is cheaper, better in every aspect, more easily available, and 90% of its problems can be solved with a foot of string and some chewing gum.

But that would require planning ahead, and thinking for 5 minutes, which makes this nigh-impossible for a trancher.

I love the idea of Kev tweeting "feeling cute might go buy a Brand X5190 4 burner gas/electric stove with grill uwu".

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Imagine how (relatively) successful the tranchers could become by simply using KF as a sounding board. Our autism and eagerness to mock them could be harnessed into a powerful engine for change, IN THEIR FAVOR, if only they could sustain some criticism and ridicule (and weren't a gaggle of lazy unwashed hobos).

Something as simples as tweeting "Thinking bout buying this 6.5 diesel Ford Dainty FarmGurl for the Ranch, it looks cute uwu", and waiting. Within a week (at most), someone in this thread would post a wall of text about how the truck is utter shit after the 9th generation, specially if you don't change the original spark plugs for the ones found in Pakistani Daewoo trucks; anyways, the Chevrolet Fruitbird is cheaper, better in every aspect, more easily available, and 90% of its problems can be solved with a foot of string and some chewing gum.

But that would require planning ahead, and thinking for 5 minutes, which makes this nigh-impossible for a trancher.

Little do they know that if they listened to the advice here years ago, stopped with the fed posting, and made a successful tranny ranch they'd have a dead thread with no one caring about them.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This li’l lady is feeling the cold.. of the heart
Save a trans this Christmas.

Maybe if you didn't threaten to kill people you'd have more friends. Just a thought.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

In case you were wondering for some god-forsaken reason, yes, he's still a spooky skelly obsessed with Magic The Gathering.

Spoiler: NSFW - naked troon

Posted in November:
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About $800 worth of Magic cards in this pic, in case anybody was wondering.

 

[Temperance]

How they imagine themselves:



The reality:

I'm confused about why they have two different twitter accounts for their "Unicorn Battalion" LARP (@UnicornBNE and @UnicornBNA2). They also have a Patreon, an Amazon Wishlist, and two crowdfunding campaigns [1] [2]** which are all separate from the rest of their Tranch grifts. Not sure if they're just trying to maximize their grifting in any way possible... or maybe this is Penny's attempt to diversify the grifting in preparation for abandoning the ranch and moving out to that second property they're currently trying to purchase.

• ** Didn't they say this GFM was shut down? It looks up to me. I guess GoFundMe decided they don't mind wacky militia groups crowdfunding on their platform after all, lol.

In case anyone here missed, @notafederalagent posted here about how Paul (aka Bonnie, the former co-founder of the Tranch who actually owns the property) is pissed off at how the Tranchers are always late on paying the mortgage and owe him a bunch of money. Paul's a coward who's been avoiding a confrontation, but I think this is more evidence that the Tranchers are broke & planning to flee in the next few months.

 

[Ghostse]

I'm confused about why they have two different twitter accounts for their "Unicorn Battalion" LARP (@UnicornBNE and @UnicornBNA2). They also have a Patreon, an Amazon Wishlist, and two crowdfunding campaigns [1] [2]** which are all separate from the rest of their Tranch grifts. Not sure if they're just trying to maximize their grifting in any way possible... or maybe this is Penny's attempt to diversify the grifting in preparation for abandoning the ranch and moving out to that second property they're currently trying to purchase.

• ** Didn't they say this GFM was shut down? It looks up to me. I guess GoFundMe decided they don't mind wacky militia groups crowdfunding on their platform after all, lol.

Again, speculating here because I'm guessing Phil is basing his larp on his time as a cavscout.

The BDE for the Brigade, that is the command structure that would have battalions under it. The Battalion
If they were doing more than just gay larp, there would be accounts for the companies and often even the platoon.

In a real army, you couldn't be both Battalion and Brigade commander, but Troons gonna troon and Phil (rightly) doesn't trust any of the other tranchers to deligate Battalion CO.

In case anyone here missed, @notafederalagent posted here about how Paul (aka Bonnie, the former co-founder of the Tranch who actually owns the property) is pissed off at how the Tranchers are always late on paying the mortgage and owe him a bunch of money. Paul's a coward who's been avoiding a confrontation, but I think this is more evidence that the Tranchers are broke & planning to flee in the next few months.

This is hilarious. Thanks for the update.
Tranch being evicted by another tranny is the good news we're going to need in 2023

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

Unrelated, but here's a funny/depressing Tiktok video they posted in October:
[VOLUME WARNING]
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What a god-forsaken wasteland...

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on regenerative agriculture:

(Audio source: Part Three of the radio thing)

 

[Human Waiter]

How they imagine themselves:
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Made a slightly more accurate version.


Also noticed that Penny's illiteracy strikes again, he only used two periods for the ellipses.

 

[Bob_]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on regenerative agriculture:

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(Audio source: Part Three of the radio thing)

The schadenfreude just writes itself, no input from KF is needed anymore.

 

[pirate holiday]

I scrolled through the twitter accounts of Fedposter J (aka Jarrod/Josie, the permaculture "expert") and Jen (aka Michael, the anorexic shiteater), but it doesn't seem like they've been doing
J initially joined kolektiva.social, which bills itself as a Fediverse instance for anti-colonial anarchists. However, he left after about a month because they weren't enough of a hugbox for him. There also seems to be some kind of sex-pest drama on Kolektiva which apparently uses evidence from Kiwifarms. Imagine that!
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J is now on eightpoint.app, although he's only made a handful of posts there.

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What is the document that this Moby Dickdude is referencing? Are there sex-pest rumors going around about the tranch, or am I missing something here?

 

[Niggerphobe]

How they imagine themselves:
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The reality:
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I'm confused about why they have two different twitter accounts for their "Unicorn Battalion" LARP (@UnicornBNE and @UnicornBNA2). They also have a Patreon, an Amazon Wishlist, and two crowdfunding campaigns [1] [2]** which are all separate from the rest of their Tranch grifts. Not sure if they're just trying to maximize their grifting in any way possible... or maybe this is Penny's attempt to diversify the grifting in preparation for abandoning the ranch and moving out to that second property they're currently trying to purchase.

• ** Didn't they say this GFM was shut down? It looks up to me. I guess GoFundMe decided they don't mind wacky militia groups crowdfunding on their platform after all, lol.

In case anyone here missed, @notafederalagent posted here about how Paul (aka Bonnie, the former co-founder of the Tranch who actually owns the property) is pissed off at how the Tranchers are always late on paying the mortgage and owe him a bunch of money. Paul's a coward who's been avoiding a confrontation, but I think this is more evidence that the Tranchers are broke & planning to flee in the next few months.

Troons cannot surpass the a.n.f

 

[Temperance]

What is the document that this Moby Dickdude is referencing? Are there sex-pest rumors going around about the tranch, or am I missing something here?

The drama seems vague & confusing (as is often the case with Fediverse drama), so I didn't really look into it. Here's the post. NOTE: Out of precaution, you shouldn't click on the google doc linked there while signed into a google account.

 

[Ghostse]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch on regenerative agriculture:


The schadenfreude just writes itself, no input from KF is needed anymore.

August 29 at 2:14AM, the Tranch became self-milking

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

August 29 at 2:14AM, the Tranch became self-milking

Goddammit. I had just finished reading Kevryn's thread about him getting implants, and then I read ^this.

And my mind immediately goes to Kevryn asking the surgeon, "My understanding is that once the implants are in place, they literally turn into real female mammary tissue and glands because of the magic of estrogen injections (the science is settled). So I'll be able to lactate once I get my supersized mommy milkers installed, right, doctor? I have needs! I can't wait to get these babies home and start wringin' em!!! ///hngfhnghnfg///

There's no way in hell this isn't exactly what's looping through his demented mind.

 

[Boopims]

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What a god-forsaken wasteland...

The troons are gonna cause another dust bowl. There no grass to secure that dirt and now it going to blow over onto other people’s land. Their cursed presence spreads

 

[Kanuckski]

They also have a Patreon, an Amazon Wishlist, and two crowdfunding campaigns

Their Amazon wishlist has a choice item for "women..."