Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat Fried Rice]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Calm down newfag, your autism is showing. Chill the fuck out and call Pat fat in some form. Hell, compose an epic fucking rock ballad. We're laughing at a fat, social media-addicted fuckwit.

How much flatulance do you think is stored in Nikki's vagina? Can she release it in a giant queef if she feels she's in danger?

 

[John_Smith]

How droll, his use of the imperial "We" in his terms of surrender. The Reality Distortion Field surrounding Patso has recently grown several orders of magnitude stronger. And significantly larger, in order to completely envelop his ever-growing mass.

Elon doesn't need to surrender. He won. He owns twitter. Fat White Lump lost. He owns <checks notes> a rustang, a school girl's motor scooter (Maybe. It may not be paid off.) and a house a business a thriving career a whole lot of nothing, not even a blue check mark to his name.

Patso has been losing followers for the past 9 days. He's trying to stay above the 50k mark with this sort of tweetery. The slow drain on his follower count is far more entertaining than one large drop would be. It's like peeling off the band-aid slowly.

Anti-Malthusian Pat is making an appearance. The Dunning-Kruger is strong in A-M Pat.

Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

 

[A Sunset]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Hey Fatrick, it seems like poetry about you triggers your impotent rage, causing you to seethe and clack away at the keyboard with your obese sausage fingers. So I prepared a little something for you. It’s dedicated to you.

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BMI Evaluator - a Haiku collection.​

I.
I know a Faggot,
BMI Evaluator.
He’s Fat with Bitch Tits.

II.
Fat and Sweaty Pig
Failed Author and Failed Father
Faked his own Swatting.

III.
Defending Pedophiles
Because that’s what his Friends are.
Child Rape is just Fine.

IV.
Fat-Faced with no Neck
Big Jowls Swallow his Jaw.
He looks like a Thumb.

V.
Abandoned His Kid
Because his True Love cucked him.
Don’t Want Custody.

VI.
I’m going to Enjoy
What happen to you NexxxT
Little Baby Child.

VII.
Lost every Lawsuit
Owes Quasi 50 thousand.
Ona Forums Win.

VIII.
A thin-skinned queer,
BMI Evaluator.
Also Known As Pat.

IX.
Down At the Glory Hole
BMI Evaluator
Sucked a Thousand Cocks.

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Let me know what you thought of my tribute, @BMI Evaluator, aka Nigger.

 

[ShinyStar]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Why are you even here?

@Die Dunkle Maus - I'm getting the vibes of someone who wants you chained up in their basement. You haven't admitted to being an African American youth anywhere in this thread, have you? Also, Dear Ringleader, I haven't received my marching orders yet. Was it haiku or limericks this week?

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Why are you even here?

@Die Dunkle Maus - I'm getting the vibes of someone who wants you chained up in their basement. You haven't admitted to being an African American youth anywhere in this thread, have you? Also, Dear Ringleader, I haven't received my marching orders yet. Was it haiku or limericks this week?

A 501st soldier, asking for orders in an OPEN FORUM with Patrick on the prowl and obviously starving for the human flesh he craves? Good lord, son. Are you trying to get me eaten alive?

Patrick, please read this again just in case you've missed it. I am NOT black, and I am NOT gay!
No no no no no no no! PLEASE, do not molest and eat me, I am a mongrel and riddled with diseases. Please let an old poet die in peace, the thought of you eating me, all greasy and snorting, just gives me the willies!

I've been on the front too long... I've seen things that will change a man.

 

[Meat Target]

Fat, drunken git,
You look like shit,
You still owe Quasi,
And you still have bitch tits.

Why don't you just fuck off somewhere more to your liking? Nobody gives a shit about your autistic backseat moderation.

I doubt that's Fatrick. The post is too well-written and lacks childing and prison threats.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's... Offering terms of surrender to Elon?

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What a silly fat fool.

Uh, where does he get the idea that common trespassers have to restore things to the state before their "vandalism"? And where does he get the idea that doing something with your own property, like installing a fence backwards, is trespassing?

Made Patirck another version of his chart:

 

[Ophelia]

I doubt that's Fatrick. The post is too well-written and lacks childing and prison threats.

It could be a sly ruse to throw us off the scent.

He really sounds like Chris writing to MLW when Patrick tweets demands.

No one likes you, Pat
At most you are a jester
Our favorite fool clown

 

[ShinyStar]

Fat, drunken git,
You look like shit,
You still owe Quasi,
And you still have bitch tits.

I doubt that's Fatrick. The post is too well-written and lacks childing and prison threats.

I doubt it's Patrick because the real Fatty wouldn't have the self-restraint to only focus on one target. A dozen people have mocked @BMI Evaluator but the only person he's addressing is @Die Dunkle Maus. Fat would have gotten into flame wars with the entire thread. I also don't think he has a genuine issue with Maus' poetry because, by that token, he should have had something to say about all the other haiku flung his way.

@Die Dunkle Maus, you piss off someone in another thread? Anybody on site or off with an axe to grind?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Is that challenge to prove you're a human still on the sign up page? Because I think that would limit Patirck's ability to sign up for an account here.

 

[ConSluttant]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Pat may be fat and I would not have sex with him, but you are unbelievably stupid and pig headded and I wouldn't have sex with you either.

 

[Mooner]

Has anyone mentioned just how enormously fat this guy is?

 

[Sammich]

You have said this many hundreds of times. It made reading through the archive painful to just get page after page of fat haiku and you spamming this shit. It's not funny, it's just spam. Yes he's fat haha we get it.

I think you should read through again new friend, It seems like you haven't really picked up on how the sub-boards have their own little culture, and so do some of the more niche cows like our fat tittied friend patrick. I'd advise you to perhaps take on board some criticism and understand that's part of the fun here. Maybe you could refrain from posting a little bit until you understand this.

Patrick is a fat tiddied faggot, and you will do well to remember this. If you are this much of a tone policing faggot, kf might not be the place for you, but i do encourage you to stay and check out all the threads you can.

Make sure you bitch and moan about the threads, see, most people absolutely adore hearing from a less than a week old account, and we will surely listen to your learned wisdom.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
It sure wasn't Pat.
Cause he's way too fat.
He takes his shrimp dick and he tucks it.

Am I doing it right @BMI Evaluator?

 

[Table Country]

Do you feel clever for writing this? You're clearly the ringleader of the endless spam that is intermittently interrupted by stolen content from ona. If patrick wrote anything as pathetic as this you'd never let him forget it.

Consider the following:

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

He's... Offering terms of surrender to Elon?

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What a silly fat fool.

I'm 12 and don't know dick about stocks, but isn't a CEO's job to maximize profits for the company? As far as I know, Tesla itself is breaking records left and right, so why does it matter if people are rage selling the stock? People who get paid dividends are still going to get paid the same, right?

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I don't know what that guy was talking about, I haven't seen anyone mention how fat Patrick is yet, and I just got done going through every single highlight. Which, by the way, is very strange: I mean the thread's at 1350 pages and no one has noticed that he's fat?

Like I get it. It's easy to overlook with everything else: he's a bad writer, he's a terminal Twitter addict, he's a deadbeat father, he's unemployed, he defends pedos, his voice is all faggy, he grinds little black boys into pepperoni, his wife's vagina is full of farts, the "child" thing. I've seen all of that mentioned. But not one mention of how fat Pat is.

It's so bizarre. Over 1300 pages and no one noticed? I really don't know how, because when I look at this guy all I can see is FAAAAAAAAT

 

[AnOminous]

Piggy admits to a mistake, blames his dyslexic editor:

Admits to a mistake.

It isn't "plane of the eclectic." This fat retard probably still thinks that's what it's called.

Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

He should learn how to spell "hoard." Some professional writer. That 1.7 GPA is showing again.

 

[Associate Rick]

I like when pat acts like he has any authority over anything at all. he's a divorce away from living on the street

Wrong again stalker, he'll simply retreat to the warm embrace of Susan, his two stroke muscle car.

During this Obscura saga I went back to review the Josiah interview. Something caught my eye:

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I wonder what he meant by... oh wait, let's find out.

@BMI Evaluator , what did you mean by this? And by what 'medical standard' do you evaluate?

Edit cause my participle dangled.

Uncle Paul is completely harmless? Tell that to the children who get preyed on by that disgusting creepy manlet.

 

[keytar]

I read a message on the Kiwi Farms
That said, "two drooping bitch-tits are attached -
Along with glistening jowls and noodle arms -
Onto a man whose fatness is unmatched.
This lowly swine, devoid of wit and charm,
Sits quite alone, yet in a frenzied state;
Clutching his phone, his moon-face red, eyes wild,
He grumbles in a manner most irate,
And on the grease-smeared screen these words appear:
To prison you will go, felonious child,
Wait for the knock, atalker, and despair!
His words bring only laughs, for his trolls know
He may as well be oinking at thin air
For all the good it does; yet on he goes."