Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hannibalistique]

Since people keep asking about "alternatives", if you just want law autism without degeneracy (and can ignore some political opinions), Leonard French seems okay: https://www.youtube.com/@lawfulmasses/videos

 

[McMitch]

So what’s the timeline of Nick doing a Jim Sterling-style salty unsubscribed video?

 

[Phony Chicken]

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

"I don't want to do what got me here and what's made me the most money anymore because it's a lot of work, kind of boring, and I'm lazy. I'm going to pivot and make my show a sex talk show where I review sex toys with my bug eyed wife while she makes weird facial expressions. We will also have some "friends" on too, in our hot tub while the kids are asleep. Subscribe to our Onlyfans to see us using the toys!"

 

[huecoffs02]

Okay fags I have a question. What would you prefer?

An e-celeb creating an OF or an OF thot becoming an eceleb and leaving OF behind? Also, Nick will be cucked, if he hasn't been already.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Jesus, Nick, no one here is saying you’re not allowed to do whatever the fuck you want, we’re just pointing out how retarded it looks. You’re free to get pegged on stream for all we care, and we’re free to laugh at you for being a cuck over it.

 

[Carlo Gambino]

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

The coercion rant at the beginning is really insane. He seems to suggest any norms, morals, audience disapproval of his very public sexual fetishes is the equivalent of violence or governmental force. So really this is just the transgender ideology (any disapproval of my fetish is violence) except its being directed in service of balldos and boomer swinging at Hedonism II.

 

[JackoVerde]

Jesus, Nick, no one here is saying you’re not allowed to do whatever the fuck you want, we’re just pointing out how retarded it looks. You’re free to get pegged on stream for all we care, and we’re free to laugh at you for being a cuck over it.

my theory is his wife is lurking the farms, got butthurt that peple made fun of her and told nick to do damage control.
nick is butthurt about the theories of being the next jack murphy.

 

[Scary Bread]

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

Nick's list of people he listens to: His wife, his boss. Notably absent: Himself. He's pussy whipped. No different than idubbbz, who he had no reservations about harping on. Now he can't handle it when the same treatment comes flying back at him. Honestly, now that he's in this position, it's understandable that he can't acknowledge how he knows he fucked up, and now he's going against the drum that he's been beating on for years. Because if he does then he has to admit his marriage is over and he doesn't want to do that. Who would? He's got ten thousand kids, he doesn't want to lose that. Still his own fault he let himself get into this dilemma in the first place, and it's not gonna stop anyone from laughing at him.

As he would say, his wife has been shit testing him, and it keeps escalating. These stories of inappropriate massages, going on degenerate outings, and asking him if she could post the pictures that she did. And he failed that shit test spectacularly every time. He sat there, took it, and went along with all of it.

You can see how deeply this is cutting him whenever he talks about it. Now he's too far off the path and he can't turn around. Because he can't change the mistakes he's made with his wife and his show has to change accordingly to cope. His appeal was always that he was the normal John Everyman in this sea of damaged perverted weirdos, and now he's one of them. You can still expect him to see him go off on troons, the government, and social justice whatevers. But, what he's pulled back from real hard is the admonishing of whores, simps, sexual deviancy, and the bizarre need to make it all public. I'm sure there'll be plenty of mental gymnastics (especially on Drex streams) where they'll try and say how what he's doing is completely different.

His "don't be a cuck" mantra is getting a lot more tentative these days, and now seems less like a message to his viewers and more of a reminder to himself. How long the weight has been favoring this side of the scale is open to speculation.

All that aside Hi Nick hope you enjoyed putting your balls in your wife’s butt and prepping her bull for your birthday celebration

The real unfortunate part is that the bull's name isn't Tyrone, it's Fido.

 

[Jack Awful]

2023 prediction:
We will see Nick's penis

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Life comes at you fast. #Rektkeita

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

Fully doubling down on rejecting the majority of his strongly stated values of the past and solidifying the coomer Jack Murphy route as his only content I see. For all his claims of being the best at what he does, I guess he can't see that rebranding within a content niché is different from swapping niché entirely. Not hard to see rumble losing interest in him and his content.

I wonder how he will try crawling back to the law audience when his channel algorithm unavoidably changes and starts recommending larger coomer podcasts with more general audience appeal to his new audience who only watch him for being the first coomer podcast they got exposed to. Incidentally that is also the kind of audience that is very unlikely to followe to rumble in any real numbers. Then there is the potential for the coomer audience revolting if he tries to seriously do a big trial again and the balldo-talk + nudes of his wife stops flowing I guess.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

2023 prediction:
We will see Nick's penis

Well he said his dick was out on a hot tub stream on Locals so someone has to have a screenshot. Just a matter of time before it gets leaked.

 

[Scary Bread]

Well he said his dick was out on a hot tub stream on Locals so someone has to have a screenshot. Just a matter of time before it gets leaked.

Very specifically, when he was first considering doing the hot tub streams, he stated, "You're not gonna see my dick."

Might go looking for that clip eventually if no else grabs it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

dating today is weird.
if you wanna fuck, its easier than ever. plenty of bitches down bad
if you wanna date a good girl, its like finidng a needle in a needlestack

Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Plenty of "good" girls out there.

I'm assuming you don't have troglodyte ideas of what "good girls" means. If you do, then you're right: no one wants you.

 

[JackoVerde]

Very specifically, when he was first considering doing the hot tub streams, he stated, "You're not gonna see my dick."

Might go looking for that clip eventually if no else grabs it.

he said he deleted that stream.
so youd have to find a private archive of it.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Lol elissaclips is getting the attention of the wine moms.

 

[JackoVerde]

Lol elissaclips is getting the attention of the wine moms.
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these are literally clips of nick, he's demeaning himself. they aren't deepfakes.

 

[feral cat #6385]

lmfao this is getting to him. idk why though we're just a bunch of autists tho.

Rectal Rekt Rekieta! Someone needs some Preparation H.

 

[Scary Bread]

he said he deleted that stream.
so youd have to find a private archive of it.

Meant the stream where he says that you're not gonna see his dick. It'll be a nice juxtaposition to have for the future.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I would like to celebrate this thread breaching 1,000 pages by posing a question:

DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR UNDERWEAR PARTY?

THE BACKGROUND

A quick summary for those who may have missed it: this past Thursday (December 15) Nick announced that he was going with his wife to an underwear party to celebrate his birthday.

The three salient points from Nick's statements:

1) Nick and Lady Rackets were going to an underwear party this past Saturday at a bar somewhere in the Twin Cities area.
2) They also planned to go to the same bar on Friday night for karaoke.
3) Lady Rackets had unspecified surprises for Nick throughout both nights.

Later in the stream a drunken Nick brings up his birthday plans again before initiating another attack on "anti-fun" people on the Internet, and ends up dropping an anti-gay slur so suddenly that Dick Masterson literally recoils to avoid being seen to be nodding in agreement with Nick:

But did Nick's big birthday trip consist of going to the same gay bar two nights in a row?

THE INVESTIGATION

Nick laughed when he first said he was going to an underwear bar. That suggested to me there may be something he wasn't telling us. Nick wanted the Locals degens to know he and his wife were going out on the town wearing only their underwear, but what was he hiding? Was it Hedonism II all over again?

To try and identify the establishment Nick went to this past weekend, I wanted to find a bar that was in the Twin Cities, that held a karaoke night on Friday, and an underwear party on Saturday. The first thing I noticed: the bars that I was able to find in Minneapolis or Saint Paul that advertised an underwear night seemed to be gay bars, but most held such nights infrequently, at most once a month. Time to look further.

I quickly narrowed in on the very first result for "Minneapolis Underwear Party".

It's an establishment called Gay 90s which advertises itself as "the epicenter of gay nightlife in downtown Minneapolis". On December 17 they advertised their "Exposed Underwear Party" that night, which invited patrons to "CHECK YOUR MODESTY & CLOTHES AT THE DOOR":


Twitter | Archive

...And on December 16, they advertised karaoke:


Twitter | Archive

Their social media presence reveals that they have six separate bars and three dance floors, allowing them to hold multiple events in the same night. It should be qualified that it seems to also welcome a significant, perhaps even majority, presence of straight clientele, with one recent 1-star review on TripAdvisor stating "it's a place where straight women and questioning men go to dance and watch drag shows":



THE SMOKING GUN?

The timing of the events provide decent circumstantial evidence as it is, but I wouldn't post it without something more.

Last night I buckled down to try and see if I could find anything else on social media. I checked the bar's Instagram account for stories and I found nothing, so I went to Snapchat.

For those unaware, Snapchat users can choose to link their current location when they post Snapchat stories. If they also choose make their account public, anyone can view their posts on a section of the Snapchat website called Snap Maps. I decided to click through today and see what I could find over the last two days.

It turns out someone appears to have posted a video of Karaoke night. Turn your volume up all the way, ignore the person singing and pay close attention to the people yelling over her, whose voices get more clear around 0:20:

Sorry for the low quality screen recording, by the time I was helped out with how to download the videos directly they aged out of the algorithm.

To conclude...

DID NICK CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY AT A GAY BAR'S UNDERWEAR PARTY?

I don't know. The voice appears to sound like him. The timing of the events held at the club fits with what he said on his Thursday stream. But I don't have any definitive confirmation.

I also don't care if he went. Nick can do what he wants. I'm not a social conservative. I have literally no moral problem at all with him going to a gay bar.

If it happened, the problem for me would be the hypocrisy where Nick directs anti-gay slurs at people making fun of him the night before he goes to a gay bar for the first of two nights in a row,.

Not to mention the stupidity that he didn't think people would look up underwear bars and check out the very top result, this literally took me 30 seconds to find. The Snap Maps thing took another 10 minutes.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So what’s the timeline of Nick doing a Jim Sterling-style salty unsubscribed video?

His numbers have been flat lately. If he starts to really take a dive, and can't just shift it to, "Oh they're on rumble", and loses like 50k, he really will start to blame the audience. Or if someone else from lawtube surpasses him.

Or if he gets divorced and troons out, guaranteed channel poison. Just like with Jim.

Okay fags I have a question. What would you prefer?

An e-celeb creating an OF or an OF thot becoming an eceleb and leaving OF behind? Also, Nick will be cucked, if he hasn't been already.

E-celeb creating an OF. The downward spiral is delicious. Most people leaving Onlyfans is just, they stop posting and keep collecting $$$ from simps. Kinda boring.

Nick has cucked himself with the balldo. Something he gets no pleasure from but pleasures his wife. And he gets to watch. It's different than most sex toys, because it's still a fair amount of work, using a part of one's body that could easily be permanently damaged by using said sex toy. At least if it was powered, he wouldn't necessarily impact himself so.

You know what, nevermind. I hope his balls do fall off from this thing and he troons out. And then echoes Jim, er Jessica or whatever. Nicky "The Nose" Rekieta arch in '23.

Anime, not even once.