Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Ultrapenguin]

Look at that poor dog. Forget the vet bill, someone start a gofundme to hire an infiltration and rescue team.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Look at that poor dog. Forget the vet bill, someone start a gofundme to hire an infiltration and rescue team.

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damn, beat me to it

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Look at that poor dog. Forget the vet bill, someone start a gofundme to hire an infiltration and rescue team.

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That dog is already dead inside. Those are the eyes of a being that has seen things that it shouldn't and it's now just counting down the days until it can finally die.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This dog probably isnt even taken on walks or even outside. It probably has one of those gross pee pads and never sees the sun. No other dogs or even humans for company. Just The Groke eating tendies and ranting online about the Wogglebug. I feel horrible for it and I dont even like little yip dogs.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

the new video is probably unlisted so you need a link to watch

Then it's time to thank you for archiving those woggle-goods for future generations.

@WogglebugLover
If you want to fix it a little I can give you some pointers.

 

[maguyver16]

Look at that poor dog. Forget the vet bill, someone start a gofundme to hire an infiltration and rescue team.

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Yo quiero the warm arms of death....

 

[Yummy Gummy]

May God have mercy on Salacious B. Cleo T.E.

 

[demicolon]

Hey, at least the dog will have an exclusive preview of the first live-action Wogglebug movie after it becomes too sick to move.

 

[stale bread]

Hello all! I've been watching this thread for MONTHS, since before the Cloudflare shit even started, and I'm beyond excited to finally have an account and be able to contribute here and join along for the Wogglebug ride.

New Wogglebug voice actor has been found!

If I'm being honest, this is a really good replacement. He sounds really similar to Patrick and is miles better than anything that I expected. It also helps that his voice doesn't just come from one side of the screen now.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He sounds really similar to Patrick and is miles better than anything that I expected.

He should get a better mic or a filter, I can hear him breathing.

 

[Schwarzwald]

If I'm being honest, this is a really good replacement. He sounds really similar to Patrick and is miles better than anything that I expected. It also helps that his voice doesn't just come from one side of the screen now.

Brave man to have accepted the Wogglebug mantle after the WoggleCurse has now proven fatal. Or perhaps incredibly foolish.

Richard realized it and bowed out when he noticed the misfortunes befalling him and those around him.
Adriaan couldn't even handle his newly calamitous existence for a month.
Patrick was brave and stubborn and it ended up costing him his life.

Assuming he doesn't come to his senses, may fortune and the Lord be on Charles' side. Please keep him in your prayers, Kiwis.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Given the speed on that turnaround I can't help wonder if the new actor is a regular lurker or poster on this thread.

 

[stale bread]

Given the speed on that turnaround I can't help wonder if the new actor is a regular lurker or poster on this thread.

Probably! She said he was already a fan of the Wogglebug franchise before he auditioned for the role, and her entire audience is from this thread / ironic / entertaining the poor talentless retard. The chances of it being a genuine person interested in the Wogglebug are just about 0.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Patrick isn't even cold in the Wogglground!

George Takei? Is that you?
God that high pitch shifted American twang is gonna get on my tits real fucking quick.

Too late...
Makes my skin crawl how he regurgitates all of Cherie's Wogglganda, bet if he had the voice of Moe Syzlack she'd still give him the part if he just sucked her Woggldick and told her she was some genius visionary in children's entertainment or some such bug shit...

That's it! Put yourself in crippling Woggldept! That'll show us that Wogglbugger (a hard coded homosexual archetype) isn't gay!
You're the clinical definition of a moron @WogglebugLover...

Wow, it's almost like the vast majority (if not all) of the "true and honest fans" who watch your cure for intelligence are doing it purely ironically...
Who'd a Wogglthunk? Not Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney apparently, not a whole lot of thinking in general huh @WogglebugLover...

 

[Picklechu]

"His iconic giggles and sobs."



Congrats on hiring a troll as your husbando, Cher-bear.

 

[stale bread]

"His iconic giggles and sobs."

I really hope he can do the sneezes just as well too, otherwise Cynthia won’t be able to get off anymore.

 

[Trombonista]

"Succaesar."

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Where did she get the genie's model from? He looks like a villain from a fantasy RPG, or perhaps a performer from Wogglebug and Frogman's favourite adult venue.

Also, the flesh tone of his lower body makes it look less like it trails off into vapour and more like he's some kind of cock-centaur.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

"His iconic giggles and sobs."



Congrats on hiring a troll as your husbando, Cher-bear.

It's also generous to consider it a "giggle" when he's literally saying "TEEHEEHEE". He's conveying amusement in a robotic and autistic interpretation of spontaneous emotion. It is iconic though, iconically obnoxious.

 

[Figger Nucker]

Given the speed on that turnaround I can't help wonder if the new actor is a regular lurker or poster on this thread.

I'm very deep cover. Don't let Cynthia know!