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Fuck you, I was first
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edit butts are your friend (not on twitter tho I guess)
Sorry, you'll forever be known as the second person to joke that Musk should give Twitter to Trump.
fifty or so people made that joke in this here thread like 5 seconds after the poll was linked.
 
Musk jumped the gun and had the wording wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to aggressive and over-reaching. If it was a update to the spamming policy that focused on bots that ONLY do off site linking it would have been fine. Linking to stuff by people during the course of normal tweeting then would have been fine and no one would have done anything.
 
Has anyone else suddenly found their youtube account subbed to Tesla[twitter]? I was greeted to a live stream where Elon says he is resigning, I dont even sub to this kind of shit on youtube.
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This is not a new fiasco, these types of streams have existed for a while now (definitely around a year I'd say) with ventures that Elon was linked with. In the past, it was more so around SpaceX stating that there was some new announcement when a bunch of Musk fans were desperate for more information about Starship. It's basically a bitcoin scam with the same video played over and over again.
 
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Dispense thy rainbows, but I doubt this ends with the most dreaded outcome: Elon fucks off and allows Twatter to get re-infested with its old executives and workforce (or a new workforce similarly aligned with the old), basically getting us back to square one before this debacle even started. At that point, they’d probably feel more emboldened, and would censor harder.

I just find it unlikely that he’d drop tens of billions, largely prompted by the full-tyrant behaviors of Gadde et al, only to declare defeat and let them win after such a short time. Spite is a very powerful thing- after all, it’s what keeps Null motivated to make sure this site survives amidst the troon bullshit. I’d be similarly motivated if I were Musk, but he’s still a billionaire autist, so who knows?
 
>move the company to a jurisdiction that offers solid internet freedom laws (not the US)
stopped reading there, this fat faggot has no idea what he's talking about. many such cases of retarded faggots simply handwaving away reality because they don't like the us
Indeed, that guy won't sing the same song if it was Cuba or North Korea.

Btw. sorry if someone else already posted it but I saw this article about Musk's hint.

The most recent “Twitter Files” release, handled by independent journalist Matt Taibbi, revealed the extent to which the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) routinely asked Twitter to take censorship actions against certain Twitter accounts, mostly citing concerns of election-related misinformation.

In the latest revelations, Taibbi suggested that the contact between Twitter and the FBI was so regular that it seemed as if Twitter had become a “subsidiary” of the government law enforcement agency.

Because of the nature of the revelations, which presumably were never meant for public consumption, conservative commentator and musician John Rich rhetorically asked how long it would take for the FBI to raid new Twitter owner Elon Musk’s home, which seemed to be a shot at the agency for the recent Mar-a-Lago raid.

“How long before the FBI raids @elonmusk’s home?” Rich tweeted Friday.
 
Indeed, that guy won't sing the same song if it was Cuba or North Korea.
I just wonder what country retards like this have in mind when they start shitting on the US. They can never name one that has better protections than section 230 of the CDA. And that's where the discussion begins and ends. Not even mentioning retarded shit like hatespeech laws and holocaust shit. Screech as much as you want but the US will still remain the freest place to host internet shit as long as nothing changes.
 
I just wonder what country retards like this have in mind when they start shitting on the US. They can never name one that has better protections than section 230 of the CDA. And that's where the discussion begins and ends. Not even mentioning retarded shit like hatespeech laws and holocaust shit. Screech as much as you want but the US will still remain the freest place to host internet shit as long as nothing changes.
How dare this guy, who got fucked by the American government, resent the American government.
 
How dare this guy, who got fucked by the American government, resent the American government.
He's acting like le based skeptic who is so above it all and has everything figured out, but can't even list one (1) country which would be better than the US to host in. You can have your issues with something while still facing reality. A denial of this is extremely telling of emotional immaturity.
 
Dude is probably just bored and frustrated with the whole thing. Really don't think it goes much deeper than that. Idk about you but if I owned a spaceship and exotic electric car business I wouldn't want to spend 24 hours a day being basically head jannie of the most retarded place on the internet.
 
Dude is probably just bored and frustrated with the whole thing. Really don't think it goes much deeper than that. Idk about you but if I owned a spaceship and exotic electric car business I wouldn't want to spend 24 hours a day being basically head jannie of the most retarded place on the internet.
I mean the real question is why isn't he foisting this job onto a toady who'd no doubt take the hit for him in exchange for a Sil Valley CEO's salary.

Although Musk strikes me as the extreme micromanager.
 
A large majority of the people that got onboard with funding the takeover probably did so with the understanding that musk would be running shit. So now he's trapped between his financiers and the toxic faggy twitter cliques. He's been extremely cagey about taking on the title of CEO from the very beginning tbh. Dude wants out and sees a poll as the best way to get the saudis to let him go.
 
A large majority of the people that got onboard with funding the takeover probably did so with the understanding that musk would be running shit. So now he's trapped between his financiers and the toxic faggy twitter cliques. He's been extremely cagey about taking on the title of CEO from the very beginning tbh. Dude wants out and sees a poll as the best way to get the saudis to let him go.
The deal is already done. The other shareholders don’t have any sway over him. All they can do is sell their shares to someone else, unless you think they are actually investing more money into Twitter?
 
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