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I have to say I'm a bit impressed by his... persistence in posting these unprovoked white-knighting sperg-fests on behalf of groups he doesn't belong to after having been dragged multiple times by members of said groups in the past.
Like fucking clockwork :story:

Someone really should let Wedge know that displays of performative white allyship on Twitter went out of fashion after Derek Chauvin got convicted.
 
He makes it sound like a box fell on his head.

That or he blew out his rectum again after trying to lift badly.

Normally people resort to prostitution after being injured at work, not before.

Some smackhead I semi knew who used to sell herself in a city I lived in told me how she no longer did anal thanks to a well endowed black fellow tearing her anus open.

At least she could still sell her mouth and vag.

Poor Wedge.

Pretty soon he will be less employable than Kevvie.

If only he could find another survivalist lunatic with a rotten mouth to be his daddy, I mean mixtress!
 
Work injury + ‘SW’ = oh god is he talking about his anal lapse?
Imagine limping in the tugboat office to tell them that?
Pls gib?

On the subject of fake tits, yes they still need to be replaced, but most girls who got them are just getting rid cos they realise they never needed them, were insecure, and found that a LOT of normie men are actually pretty grossed out by them
 
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Yeah, it would take something along the lines of the programs they use to get former inmates ready for the workforce. They break it down to teaching them how to dress, how to be on time, how to interface with coworkers without getting complaints for being creepy or aggressive... It needs to be that level of brain rewiring.
Kevin would fail that on purpose just like school and I wouldn't be surprised, just disappointed.
 
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I don't actually keep up on the news about fake tits, do you still have to have them replaced after so many years or did they fix that yet?

As @Aliénor pointed out fake boobs are still a dangerous health risk. The medical industry is CRAZY and every year it manages to get more unethical, unsafe, and unconcerned with the well being of patients and the people who take care of them.

Kevin of course is full steam ahead because that sounds like a future Kat problem :tomgirl: and he must have his porned out bolt ons at any cost. And nice to see he is fretting about his upcoming front hole refurbishment complete with a fat injection to one of his ball sack pussy lips. I wonder if his fellow troons are resentful as he bitches about the free surgery he's getting possibly interfering with his vacation to England.

Just think of all the destitute Medicaid troons waiting for their first surgery, Kevvie! Here you are stealing someone else's chance at scrambled crotch all because you were too arrogant to follow the MD's instructions and dilate like you were supposed to. So selfish, comrade!
 
As @Aliénor pointed out fake boobs are still a dangerous health risk. The medical industry is CRAZY and every year it manages to get more unethical, unsafe, and unconcerned with the well being of patients and the people who take care of them.

Kevin of course is full steam ahead because that sounds like a future Kat problem :tomgirl: and he must have his porned out bolt ons at any cost. And nice to see he is fretting about his upcoming front hole refurbishment complete with a fat injection to one of his ball sack pussy lips. I wonder if his fellow troons are resentful as he bitches about the free surgery he's getting possibly interfering with his vacation to England.

Just think of all the destitute Medicaid troons waiting for their first surgery, Kevvie! Here you are stealing someone else's chance at scrambled crotch all because you were too arrogant to follow the MD's instructions and dilate like you were supposed to. So selfish, comrade!

how DOES he get all these surgeries? how's he got such decent insurance? is it that he just has no other responsibilities so can dedicated all his time to navigating the bureaucracy mazes?

ditto intl flight money?
When you combine it with his drug-habit level spending on toys, he simply must be getting a packet from somewhere. Transphobe mom?



I know this is super old news in the Keviverse, but it really is insane that he begs for things like...the broken pipe in the Tranch bathroom...which they never gave an update on, so, I guess they are just living with that :)


it never stops being insane- and like, to just go on like this, forever? what is the 'end goal' of having big tits? I'll say for Penny, at least he actually seems to have a plan and goal that he cares about- Kevin just sits there getting a free ride and being a PR disaster, in his role as Social media manager.

The whole enterprise is not only not being helped by Kevs presence, he badly damages it. with every facet if everything he says and does.

God, imagine if they had someone instead of him who believed in and contributed tot the project.

They are to blame at the end of it. though, for letting it happen. Letting him happen.


To any Outside Troons maybe stalking this thread, while they consider leaving before they freeze to death in thier sleep:
then please, look amongst your shredding-bedding for Kevs bank statements, and you would be a hero on here.
We might even chip in as a reward and buy your greyhound ticket home.
 
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Kevin of course is full steam ahead because that sounds like a future Kat problem :tomgirl: and he must have his porned out bolt ons at any cost. And nice to see he is fretting about his upcoming front hole refurbishment complete with a fat injection to one of his ball sack pussy lips.
I'm always amazed at how these degenerate, repulsive troons are willing to go through what has to be intensely painful surgery to turn into a grotesquely ugly parody of a woman, but they aren't willing to take a motherfucking shower, wear deodorant, wear clothes that don't look like they came from a dumpster, brush their teeth, and just in general not be greasy, obvious men.
 
It's just going to be so entertaining when Kevryn gets his revision. He obviously learned nothing from the previous ordeal because he's autistic, and taking estrogen has continued to fuck up his brain. It's a foregone conclusion that he'll loudly pretend he's performing proper aftercare and dilating his twice-mangled and friable rot pocket. All the while doing nothing of the sort. and bragging about he's going to the UK to get railed by his subhuman "wife" Seb next summer.

Kevryn is the perfect illustration of the old dictums that insanity consists of doing the same fucking thing over and over and expecting different results, and that those who forget history are condemned to repeat it.
 
There's an interesting trend with the twitter troons, which is that the vast majority of them are all incredibly, irrefutably male. Some could maybe look a bit more female with lip fillings or something, but Kevin and co. can't be saved by anything. Not that he would be attractive as a man, either, but maybe if he felt more like one, he might feel the irresistible siren song of the gym.

Anyway, Kevin is fat and will never pass. Which is, I would imagine, the entire point of being trans. (For the ones that care about how they look, anyway.)
honestly, its the same with the FTM's- they are almost always TINY
like, way waaaay below average heigh for women.
I've wondered abot why this is.
is i a psycho-social thing? tiny women / huge men tend to feel more trapped by socia expectations, bigger failiures of it?
Big men resent being feared, little women resent being vulnerable, both resnent the way people treat them regarding these factors?
or is it some thing more to do on a chemical level?
autistic factors that are mirrored in devlepmental tell tale signs?

fuck knows. its noteworthy though.


@Winnie the Poohnani
the old dictums
amholehums, please.
 
That was a good breakdown @DolphinMan , enjoyable read. I think for certain that Kevin won't ever obtain the long term satisfaction unless related to his specific hobbies however: collecting is his only long term satisfaction but he can whine about the time it takes on that too and tends to impulse buy like a motherfucker. I think he might genuinely have a neurological problem with trying to form, plan, or want long term goals.
You might be right about him being unable to think long-term, and if so the best he can hope for is that he gets on benefits quickly after the Tranch breaks up and ends up living near some nice nerdy people who will nod patiently at his sperging and clap when he buys a toy. That said, I dug up the post where he outright says the toys are a coping mechanism:
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This brief flicker of self-awareness was snuffed out quickly, but I don't think the toys really matter to him and haven't for a long time. They're just a way to hide from that gnawing knowledge that he's wasting his time on Earth, a little button that drops dopamine when he clicks "buy" and lets him hide from mortality for a few seconds. If he wasn't such an asshole I'd feel bad for him, but he really is the source of almost all his own problems.
 
You might be right about him being unable to think long-term, and if so the best he can hope for is that he gets on benefits quickly after the Tranch breaks up and ends up living near some nice nerdy people who will nod patiently at his sperging and clap when he buys a toy. That said, I dug up the post where he outright says the toys are a coping mechanism:
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This brief flicker of self-awareness was snuffed out quickly, but I don't think the toys really matter to him and haven't for a long time. They're just a way to hide from that gnawing knowledge that he's wasting his time on Earth, a little button that drops dopamine when he clicks "buy" and lets him hide from mortality for a few seconds. If he wasn't such an asshole I'd feel bad for him, but he really is the source of almost all his own problems.

Does he still see this therapist?

Would they make a fortune or destroy their reputation should they publish a case study on Kevvie?

Kevvie really is potentially the most pathologically selfish person.
Obviously I can’t say for sure as perhaps there are people who are even more selfish who don’t broadcast their activities to the world at large.

A therapist’s peers would either laud them for being able to treat someone so impossibly self absorbed or mock and deride them for creating a fiction but having the gall to publish it as a serious paper.
 
I can guarentee you he's not seeing his therapist (prices driving to and from the city) and he's too lazy to find one over the net.
A therapist’s peers would either laud them for being able to treat someone so impossibly self absorbed or mock and deride them for creating a fiction but having the gall to publish it as a serious paper.
Plot twist his psych realized this and wrote this thread instead. @0 2 was his therapist all this time, he too got extraordinarily tired of Kev's bullshit.
what with JK Rowling personally monitoring the movements of all transgender people in the entire country from her fortress of doom like Rita Repulsa.
MAKE MY TERFLINGS GROW!
 
Kev would have dropped the troon stuff by now if he could buy bolt-ons and amholes like Transformers. Something about being delayed even slightly from getting what he wants makes him fixate on it. When buying toys, he never even opens them so he can't be disappointed. But having to WAIT and then SLOWLY realize it sucks? He can't handle it.
 
Kevin on twitter update:

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You broke Musk?

He now owns the platform you seem to need to live and breath, and is arbitrarily banning people according to HIS whims instead of your retard agency's....Gosh I'd hate to see what a victory from him would look like if this is him crushed!
Match point Troon!


Hillariously, this is clearly what Kevin and we have to look forward to, in upcoming Bolt-on era:
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Kevin, on his daily rant about JK Rowling, scores another point, over Worlds Soyest Man :
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who then dully takes his medicine of self flagellation:

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Troons attempt to be gracious...but of course cant help appearing smug and sinister (there's way more of these , all repeating the same shit, you get the picture, but naturally they all needed to add to the pile.)
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a wild sentient human reply appears!
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aaaaaand just a little extra, awful uninteresting video of a tatty looking new piece of junk stuffed toy to take up some more space in the Stinkshack.


(i'm not gonna archive or re-upload the above video cos truly it is not worth the time, rather just to say..)

wtf is that his voice? it sounds totally different to what i remember..?
Guess at least he's not trying to sound like a woman now, must have been too much effort - but also way less annoying for us to hear .
Couldn't quite work out what/who he was saying got him the doll at the start- its "mistress" :(
 
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It strikes me how unappealing these people make the Glorious Queer Normative Future sound.

"Okay, so, children will be mutliated for having the wrong vibes, social hierarchies will be determined solely by identity characteristics, nobody will have any resilence whatsover, and all your entertainment will be filtered by the most sensitive people on the planet. Also, crime will be legal."
 
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