Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Typical lolcow behavior, double down, ignore good advice, suck off your sycophants.

 

[Potatoherder]

How long until Nick becomes the copyright cuck that he once made fun of? Pretty sure something will get under her skin eventually.

I am starting to wonder that as well. I think the first thing to fall is him responding to superchats on shows he is guesting followed by not reading certain superchats on his own stream. The Rittenhouse interview, if it's live, will be a prime testing for this. That is his magnum opus and if someone asks Kyle what he thinks of Nick's wife nudie pics it'll set him off.

Nick is active in his chat right now.

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LOL sure Nick, sure.
And for whoever asked about CGoody:
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So the gaybar has been 100% confirmed based on this reaction? He has to drop the right-wing grift sooner or later as he can't be a degenerate coomer at the same time pushing the basic-bitch republican talking points. "keep drag queens away from kids and send them all to me" isn't going to fly with the boomers.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Explains why he hangs out with that Camelot dude.
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I have no doubt anymore that they are swingers and Nick has probably played with a cock not attached to his body.

Look, under normal circumstances this means nothing. But since both the guys in this photo are into hedonism apparently with the one on the right confirmed to have talked about doing stuff with other guys.....

 

[dustnight]

...... Ummm.... No?
What you do with your wife is your business.
The problem, Nick, is that you assume all of us want to hear every detail of your relationship.
WE DO NOT.
ONLY THE COOMERS DO.

At least we know now how Nick copes and seeths, he strawmans the shit out of anyone who disagrees with him.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Nick is active in his chat right now.

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LOL sure Nick, sure.

Was Nick always this bad at taking criticism, or is this new post-Depp behavior? He seems more defensive now that his wife is involved.

Also of note, they already had this matching thong-underwear combo, and confirmation that Lady Rackets is pushing Nick to do degenerate things.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

"Schlecht: Der Baldo hat nicht stattgefunden.
Gut: Der HEDONISM 2 hat genau so stattgefunden wie es bei Kiwi Farms steht und es war sehr schrecklich."

Ehm, As a Kiwi Famer I think there's a bloody good reason denying being a beta of such magnitiude and a cringe count (we're speaking of actual cucking here for crying out loud!) is considered cringe. And as for your claim that freedom of Speech (or "freedom of Opinion", as we call it) is limited/restricted: That's just a straight up Lie. A narrative commonly spread by cucks/AIDS-riddled faggots-in-denial. Those are the same people who call it "being a prude" once others start calling them out on their bullshit.

Lastly, I've gotta admit somethin': There was a Time, when I was still new to Internet Lawsuit stuff, where I looked up to you, I really did. But as time went on and saw some stuff you did (e.g. cock and ball torture, your response to the Hedonism 2/ wife being a thot or what I just wrote about above) that admiration sadly started to fade.

And two more things:

1. If you think being sexual deviant/ doormatt automatically makes you cool, let me tell you it doesn't. Yours truly at least stopped not laughing at faggots like you since 14 or 15, at most.
2. Just because I use KF doesn't mean I'm just gonna act as a Buttkisser for you. No, if you do something I feel I need to call you out on, I will do just that.

Rough edit. I feel like the original message is a great copy pasta and how it tries to appeal to “You used to be cool…”

I know very little German so the bit on top is just editing out Holocaust and Wikipedia. If someone knows Polish I feel like it’d be a fun addition.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

He was always a faggot grifter but he went full Ethan Ralph on us in under 2 months good lord soap your ass Nick

 

[Phony Chicken]

This is what his chat is doing to Dani Ahn, who, btw is back on Twitter with a brand new account after having deleted her other one after she was last on with Nick.


I feel bad for her. She's trying to have a legit political career as a conservative politician.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

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I'm a faggot for buying a year of this clown's Locals expecting his biting legal analysis of topics he couldn't cover on youtube and rapacious wit, only to be barraged by nonstop coomer nonsense and drunken babbling about his hotwife and critics. And everyone knows you aren't going to stop reading your thread, where else are you going to get material for the current format of your show? I'll get my money's worth watching him and the chat going full Colonel Kurtz over the next year.

 

[dustnight]

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Also of note, they already had this matching thong-underwear combo, and confirmation that Lady Rackets is pushing Nick to do degenerate things.

Hey wait a minute why didn't he want to wear the thong to the bar? we wouldn't want people thinking our boy Nicky is pRudE!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm a faggot for buying a year of this clown's Locals expecting his biting legal analysis of topics he couldn't cover on youtube and rapacious wit, only to be barraged by nonstop coomer nonsense and drunken babbling about his hotwife and critics. And everyone knows you aren't going to stop reading your thread, where else are you going to get material for the current format of your show? I'll get my money's worth watching him and the chat going full Colonel Kurtz over the next year.

I am very thankful my membership just expired. First lifeboat off baby!

Nick is active in his chat right now.

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LOL sure Nick, sure.
And for whoever asked about CGoody:
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No thanks. Not looking for a dad. Have one. We want to be entertained. That's it.

We would prefer to be entertained by you content. Instead, we will be entertained by your downfall.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick is active in his chat right now.

Wow, what a surprise, seems like he's not streaming tonight and copeposting on the Locals hugbox instead.

"I stopped reading my thread today" LOL.

The only question I have is whether he'll stream again before the Kino Casino does!

Is it just me or does anyone else think one of the ladies sounds like Kayla as well?

The one who says "41 today" and also can be heard yelling before and after that, yes.

Nick does have some odd sort of reverence to Dick Masterson and loves his Road Rage thing whatever that is. Maybe the exhibitionist, depraved LA crowd is what Nick actually seeks.

I think Nick thinks he is transitioning his show to a Dick Masterson style thing where the content consists of degeneracy, complaints about mundane things in the everyday life of a fortysomething, and occasional trash tier political commentary. But the difference is a) Nick's normal streaming schedule is more than Dick's so the content eventually runs dry to the point that it gets to graphic descriptions about sex toys and b) Nick is not a better comedian than Dick Masterson.

If Nick was smart he woukld stick to streams that utilize his unique advantage compared to most other content creators, which is being a lawyer.

Now where Nick is wrong is he seems to think that people here are fuming mad that he doesn't agree, which isn't the case for me at least. It's just I'm laughing at his content instead of with it.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm a faggot for buying a year of this clown's Locals expecting his biting legal analysis of topics he couldn't cover on youtube and rapacious wit, only to be barraged by nonstop coomer nonsense and drunken babbling about his hotwife and critics.

I said this locals shit sounded gay as hell from the very beginning but I didn't know it was balldo levels of gay.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Look, under normal circumstances this means nothing. But since both the guys in this photo are into hedonism apparently with the one on the right confirmed to have talked about doing stuff with other guys.....

........wat....

 

[Scary Bread]

I said this locals shit sounded gay as hell from the very beginning but I didn't know it was balldo levels of gay.

It's a chatroom that you have to pay one specific person to talk about that specific person. No different than any subscriber-only Discord. There's only one way that ever goes.

Sure, there'll be some normal people that simply want to throw someone who does stuff they like some money to support the show, and maybe talk about it once in a while. But the ones who are guaranteed to populate and become the dominating force of these places are the desperately lonely attention seekers and diehard sycophants. Hard pass, every time.

 

[Potatoherder]

Has he mentioned locals numbers recently? I know he was going to do a big thing at either 1k or 5k but was always a few hundred short. It's been a few months from he banning so there had to be some falloff in subs.

 

[Adam der Fresser]

He came out and did what he should have done months ago:

The old content is dead and coomer nick is here to stay. At least he somewhat realizes how bad the birthday stream was and is doing some PR. Though he is still too chicken to come and do a video and his main channel.

"There are a bunch of people who want me doing the same show I was doing four-and-a-half years ago." How about one year ago? Because even that looks radically different from what it is now.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The gayest part about e-celeb followings are always those individuals who try to distinguish themselves as power users like they're some kind of side character in a shitty movie adaptation of Nick's chat. These clowns are almost always online, and to name a few featured characters:

icancook is some broad that spams the chat when she's drunk, having a schizo episode, or just trolling.

Spoiler: icancook

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cynthialibtard is a perpetually combative cow who'll rant and rave about motherhood and pick fights with thirstposters while doing it herself (not going to go through old chats to find it, she seems fat).

Spoiler: cynthia

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sally78 is a cougar piece of ass with BPA laced milkers who appears to have been a competitive bodybuilder back when her hooha could still produce moisture

Spoiler: sally

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Spoiler: back in the day

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mandy_k has 2000s emo kid energy, constantly thirstposts, and makes vector art sketches of the Locals members who are retarded enough to post face pics. Also she's bipolar and doesn't take her meds. Nonzero chance she'll hook up with one of the chat members, then disappears entirely. Posted an uncensored titty pic which Nick had to delete.

Spoiler: booba

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Spoiler: dumper

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Spoiler: lingerie

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I don't know who this mess is, but these are some of her pics that were floating around in chat last weekend. I guess as a fuck you to the prudes at KF who don't know how to run a good law show. I think she's married to another member who gets off on posting her like a good cuck.

Spoiler: Owning the prudes

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Spoiler: My masculinity is intact

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You get to look at top shelf ass like this, and much much worse, for $5 a month. If the old wisdom of playing to the audience that you want is true, how long until Rumble and Locals come to realize that they signed a discord whoremonger?

Come for the legal analysis, stay for the BPD chicks posting crappy nudes on an internet full of actual porn?

 

[dustnight]

Come for the legal analysis, stay for the BPD chicks posting crappy nudes on an internet full of actual porn?

women gonna wahmen

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

The lowest form of employment is streamer.
Even lawyering is a more respectable job.
At least you have to leave the house sometimes.