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Why buy Airsoft LARP gear when real military surplus is available.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Why, this is exactly like when petite women have to shop in the young boy's clothing section in order to find something that fits, isn't it. Except that it's not. At all.
Ah, the irony of men larping as women larping as combat warriors. How many layers of irony are you even on, oh my trancher dewds?
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So they're admitting their fake "ranch" is an environmental catastrophe and that they turned their land into a lunar landscape through sheer tranny incompetence and idiocy.
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How the fuck did they turn a part of Colorado into a desert?
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J-Fed larps as a permaculture expert, and he's getting impressive results. Look upon his works, ye Kiwis, and despair.
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Because ACUs and BDUs aren't high-speed, low-drag enough. You gotta look like a pipe hitter while tending to your dirt farm.
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Yeah even when that douchebag Bonnie evicts them, that shit will last until well after both of them are gone.
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Molly White's Breast Milk
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No one wants ACUs. The only environment they work in is your grandmother's couch.
Their LARP is retarded but multicam is probably the best, easily accessible camo for their area. Tri-color desert camo BDUs would probably blend in well and they have that sweet early GWOT aesthetic. These wannabe females aren't cool enough for that sweet, sweet early '90s woodland BDUs with M-16A2s aesthetic.
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You're making a rookie mistake.
ACU isn't the cammo pattern, that is Army Universal Cammo Pattern. ACU is the uniform 'cut', BDUs are the previous generation. Key differences are the
With they way they are destroying the ecosystem, they need full desert cammo.
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"we're going to do regenerative agriculture as soon as we figure out why the topsoil keeps blowing away." Also, "restructuring our fields." Like dude, restructure all you want, maybe even document your restructuring plan and have some permacultural experts from the Seattle CHAZ offer their expertise. Restructure yourself into some irrigation and smaller, less environmentally impactful, herd. Or, just overstate the issue with a willful blindness to the problems.
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Holy fuck these useless troons are fucking retarded. Not only did we know why this was happening, we predicted it would happen before it even did. Fucking clownshoes trannies. Completely worthless.
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Look at the fence in the background.
You need to up your autism my fren. How could you go to bed with out figuring this out?
It's Penny's parents place.
I figured there is no way they could swing lake front rent today in Boulder County. He is going to move
The PVC thing looks to be that old jungle gym thing.
So it looks like this is the escape plan for when Paul & Kindness boot the Tranchers out for non-payment? Anyone want to take a guess what will happen to the 200+ alpaca plus all the other animals they have horded? If resources and limited attention are going to be focused on the escape ranch how do you think the animals are going fair this winter?
Think they will take Fedposter J with them?What a fucking nightmare.
The 5 ac plot dox (public info on county records site)
"A & W" (public vooting records)
W was born in 1939, A in 1944. So maybe these are actually his grand parents? Who knows... But the photo's, "5ac" and and Phil's last name line up good enough for me.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA wheeze, inhale the swirling dust from the dust bowl the trannies have turned their property into, cough, wheeze AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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The juxtaposition of their delusions vs the reality of how hard they've fucked the land here is just too much for me to take, I'm going to die from laughter
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Thanks to @Funny Trucker for being willing to go through that horror. Which brings me back to the tweet you started it off with:
Maybe nobody wanted to buy it because all you did was uncritically stenograph anything a bunch of morons told you? His other piece being on Myanmar is perfect because this faggot would never go there and believe everything officials told him about what was happening and he'll just type up for them exactly as they want but he goes to a clearly failing Tranch with a bunch of clearly failing troons and one fedposter and swallows everything whole.
Maybe nobody wanted to buy it because all you did was uncritically stenograph anything a bunch of morons told you? His other piece being on Myanmar is perfect because this faggot would never go there and believe everything officials told him about what was happening and he'll just type up for them exactly as they want but he goes to a clearly failing Tranch with a bunch of clearly failing troons and one fedposter and swallows everything whole.
This is exactly what I was thinking, what could anyone need fifty pairs of paintball pants for?>needs 50
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Finally giving Chris 2 pairs of pants?
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It also says they're looking for all sizes, so I'm assuming it has to do with their "battalion." No one at the Tranch is anything below a men's L/XL. Maybe they're for loaning to the visiting
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Accidents. Don't judge, you'd shit yourself too if your ranch was under siege, under lockdown.
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Rev up those seatbelts -
I spend a fair amount of time in the San Luis Valley, which is opposite of Westcliffe in regards to the Sangre de Cristo Mountains. The winters there are BRUTAL. As all of you know, the wind starts and does not stop, hurtling off the mountains at breakneck speed, and bringing along the cold and snow off of said mountains. There is no natural shelter from the cold and wind either. There is no firewood to gather, no buffalo shit to dry out, nothing. Man lives there by manmade means, if he wants comfort. Losing that big propane tank is going to hurt exponentially more with each passing day. Plumbing will freeze and burst, someone is going to get frostbite, and dead animals are going to litter that 35 acre manmade hellscape. In times like this, one would get help from neighbors and the rest of the community, but I think we all know how that will turn out. I'm rooting for the animals, but I don't have much hope for them. Their carcasses will be the beginning of the land healing itself once these fags leave.
This has to be the most fascinating train wreck on this site. Rick Tomlinson is my favorite individual pepperoni merchant, but my group award goes to these idiots.
And as an aside -
I spend a fair amount of time in the San Luis Valley, which is opposite of Westcliffe in regards to the Sangre de Cristo Mountains. The winters there are BRUTAL. As all of you know, the wind starts and does not stop, hurtling off the mountains at breakneck speed, and bringing along the cold and snow off of said mountains. There is no natural shelter from the cold and wind either. There is no firewood to gather, no buffalo shit to dry out, nothing. Man lives there by manmade means, if he wants comfort. Losing that big propane tank is going to hurt exponentially more with each passing day. Plumbing will freeze and burst, someone is going to get frostbite, and dead animals are going to litter that 35 acre manmade hellscape. In times like this, one would get help from neighbors and the rest of the community, but I think we all know how that will turn out. I'm rooting for the animals, but I don't have much hope for them. Their carcasses will be the beginning of the land healing itself once these fags leave.
This has to be the most fascinating train wreck on this site. Rick Tomlinson is my favorite individual pepperoni merchant, but my group award goes to these idiots.
And as an aside -
The stark beauty of that region is breathtaking. The harshness of the desert, the mountain backdrop, and a quiet that is so pervasive the only noise you hear is your own heartbeat. If you get the chance to visit south-central Colorado, do it. I think there are more recreational things to do on the west side of the Sangres, but the drive on the east side is top notch for scenery. I took this picture at the beginning of winter. This is the southernmost point of the Sangres.
