The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

and dead animals are going to litter that 35 acre manmade hellscape.

I have bad news for you friend.

edit: The good news it they're mostly in a single place.

 

[Dilligaff]

Rev up those seatbelts -

I spend a fair amount of time in the San Luis Valley, which is opposite of Westcliffe in regards to the Sangre de Cristo Mountains. The winters there are BRUTAL. As all of you know, the wind starts and does not stop, hurtling off the mountains at breakneck speed, and bringing along the cold and snow off of said mountains. There is no natural shelter from the cold and wind either. There is no firewood to gather, no buffalo shit to dry out, nothing. Man lives there by manmade means, if he wants comfort. Losing that big propane tank is going to hurt exponentially more with each passing day. Plumbing will freeze and burst, someone is going to get frostbite, and dead animals are going to litter that 35 acre manmade hellscape. In times like this, one would get help from neighbors and the rest of the community, but I think we all know how that will turn out. I'm rooting for the animals, but I don't have much hope for them. Their carcasses will be the beginning of the land healing itself once these fags leave.


This has to be the most fascinating train wreck on this site. Rick Tomlinson is my favorite individual pepperoni merchant, but my group award goes to these idiots.


And as an aside -

Spoiler: SLV Sperging

The stark beauty of that region is breathtaking. The harshness of the desert, the mountain backdrop, and a quiet that is so pervasive the only noise you hear is your own heartbeat. If you get the chance to visit south-central Colorado, do it. I think there are more recreational things to do on the west side of the Sangres, but the drive on the east side is top notch for scenery. I took this picture at the beginning of winter. This is the southernmost point of the Sangres.
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Yeah looks like this week the nights are going to be single digits in Ameri-degrees. Days won't be too awful, but night will probably be uncomfy.

 

[Tiggletown]

Buckle up buckaroos

 

[stupid frog]

Buckle up buckaroos

lol they are going to die. RIP Kevin, u were a kang kueen

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

lol they are going to die. RIP Kevin, u were a kang kueen

We wuz alive n' sheet.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

When they come to kick these gross men off the property, I wonder if they're going to find their frozen bodies inside alpaca corpses because they watched Star Wars and thought that'd be a good way to keep warm.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Good news is that people might find Kevin in an iceblock 10 000 years from now and gaze at the scientific wonder that is the amhole.

 

[Shig O'nella]

We

Good news is that people might find Kevin in an iceblock 10 000 years from now and gaze at the scientific wonder that is the amhole.

We must ensure that people in 10,000 years find a copy of The Thing and a functioning player first. It is our duty to our far distant descendants, to warn them of the perils.

 

[Trianon]

Local Archive of Part 4 of the radio series:

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: How to Build a Haven, Part Four: A Queer Microcosm - It Could Happen Here | iHeart

<p>We talk about the future of the Ranch, and the role of Queer Havens in a world of increasing hostility against Trans and queer people.</p><p>See <a href='https://omnystudio.com/listener'>omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.</p>

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Holy shit, I could barely get through two minutes of Part 4. Say "queer eliminationists" one more time and wonder aloud why no media company will touch your podcast.

 

[Pill Cosby]

The tranch could be saved, all they would have to do is sell their Transformers and Thomas The Tank Engine toys and they would have enough money to pay the remainder of their mortgage and have left money to remove their dicks.

 

[Ghostse]

@Temperance XIV
Solid happenings post, but how could leave out the pictures of the tranch from space?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I swear if TLC gets wind of this they better have a live studio audience.

 

[AMHOLIO]

We wuz alive n' sheet.

I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THIS BUT I AM.... STAY ALIVE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

My bets on if people go it's Jarrod in the trailer (I think they'll let him in since he's special) or Jen, due to his skeletal nature. I feel the worst for their animals, everyone is fucked.

I swear if TLC gets wind of this they better have a live studio audience.

They're too cheap and I don't want Kevin or anyone to change to impress IRL people.

 

[WonderWino]

Buckle up buckaroos

Something something animal heat to stay warm

NO! Oh my god NO! NOT LIKE THAT YOU DEGENERATE TROONS

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I don't think that Blue Rhino tank is going to last them very long at this rate.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think that Blue Rhino tank is going to last them very long at this rate.

It will end like the final scene of The Shining, with a bunch of troonsicles.

 

[RussianParasite]

Yeah looks like this week the nights are going to be single digits in Ameri-degrees. Days won't be too awful, but night will probably be uncomfy.

As @Tiggletown noted, it won’t even be in the single degrees at night (that’s pretty normal and would not be cause for alarm). A lot of the state is looking at -30 to -50 wind chills in freedom degrees. For those unaware, -40 in freedom and -40 in gay homo Celsius are the same.

This is a legitimately dangerous situation for them if heating is already a concern. I hope they are still having fun LARPing as Eunuch ranchers.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

We should have a death poll for The Great Freeze of '22.

 

[Moon Cricket]

God fucking damn it.

I just cant stop thinking about those poor alpacas. No doubt they are absolutely starving and probably spending all day standing at the border staring out onto the greener pastures but being unable to feed.

Now it’s going to get so cold.

Breaking my own heart here. Fuck you troons.

 

[TyrasGuard]

God fucking damn it.

I just cant stop thinking about those poor alpacas. No doubt they are absolutely starving and probably spending all day standing at the border staring out onto the greener pastures but being unable to feed.

Now it’s going to get so cold.

Breaking my own heart here. Fuck you troons.

If you want some heart warming news, the vultures are going to have a bachelor party on top of that graveyard.

I do feel bad for the animals but i have a feeling everyone knew they were doomed the moment they were brought on to the property.