Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[m1ddl3m4rch]

I think they turned to sex out of boredom and because they have money. Idle hands and all that. Most of the fun is in the struggle and they don’t have to if the Trust Fund shit is right.

In one of the drunk clips @Shush posted earlier Nick talks about all of his accomplishments at forty-one, and how he has about fourteen good years left, and he's gonna spend them having fun.
One of the accomplishments he lists is his career, which isn't over and isn't unruinable. Another is his kids, which also aren't fully formed, finished projects and also can still be ruined. You would think they'd spend their free time and money with their kids, teaching and spending time with them. Or baking. Or doing yard work. So many options, besides which there's charity they could be doing.
Its like Nick starts having fun when its at the nth degree, as in once he's drunk, once he's high, once he's having sex, once he's getting hit on and groped and ogled. Can he even have regular fun anymore? Is regular life no longer enjoyable? Is his family life so miserable he has to be wacked out of his mind to function?
Anyway another from those clips is how drunk Nick is. I grew up around alcoholics; I know that slurring bombastic manner, and that toddlerlike confidence that what you labor to say is factual, interesting or clever to the hearer. It works when you're both drunk, but not when just one side is. That's probably why swingers drink so much, each substance provides another layer of goggles between their senses and reality. Works to dullen memory too.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm not talking about the blowup now, I'm talking about before all of this. Remember his "Female twitch streamer" parody and how weird it seemed? We initially shrugged that one off because of his other content

And with regards to the nit-picking, I'm just pointing out that is the start of the downfall. After all, that was pretty much how the audience turned on Ethan Ralph: his content started stagnating, so the audience picked on him until the gunt picture gave them the weakness they needed to turn him into a cow.

Fair enough.

Nick most likely was a secret degenerate this entire time, but decided to make it public because of all the wine moms that simp for him because he covered the Depp trial.

The twitch stream could indicate he always had exhibitionist tendencies since you'd have to lack shame to wear that on camera.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

Elb just posted Nick's thoughts on KiwiFarms.. Seems he thinks we're out to get him... I wonder if he'll ever realize...

 

[Scary Bread]

Allow me to translate from Shitty Father: Stupid fucking kids, and their stupid fucking activities, on this stupid fucking holiday, and the stupid fucking people that want to make things fun and enriching for my and all the other stupid fucking kids. I can't fuck my wife in these meetings or at these concerts. What's in it for me. All I want for the holidays is to go do hard drugs on a hot beach and fuck my wife. But I can't do that! Because I have these stupid fucking kids.

Anyone else remember how he stated during previous holiday seasons that they never did Santa for their kids, because why bother. He's the one that buys all the presents, so why should Santa get the credit? They should appreciate him for it.

On its own, that's mostly whatever. Plenty of people don't do a Santa thing. Seems more lazy than anything. But, in context with his actual priorities in life, and his extraordinarily narcissistic personality; makes you wonder how his kids' holiday spirit and childhood innocence balance out on the scale of importance against his own self-validation.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

WTF kind of dating show would he even do? Who the fuck even knows about dating once you've been married for that long? That sounds sus. I've been married like 16 years and I wouldn't know what to do first if I found myself single. Dating to me is talking to a girl you know IRL on ICQ hoping no one calls and fucks up your dial up connection then getting married and forgetting any game you once had. If Nick hasn't been fucking around than what could he offer about dating?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Someone tell me, is it worse to be gay, or a cuck?

 

[not william stenchever]

Gentlemen, I think it is time to start referring to lady Rackets as "Our Wife"

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

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Allow me to translate from Shitty Father: Stupid fucking kids, and their stupid fucking activities, on this stupid fucking holiday, and the stupid fucking people that want to make things fun and enriching for my and all the other stupid fucking kids. I can't fuck my wife in these meetings or at these concerts. What's in it it for me. All I want for the holidays is to go do hard drugs on a hot beach and fuck my wife. But I can't do that! Because I have these stupid fucking kids.

Anyone else remember how he stated during previous holiday seasons that they never did Santa for their kids, because why bother. He's the one that buys all the presents, so why should Santa get the credit? They should appreciate him for it.

On its own, that's mostly whatever. Plenty of people don't do a Santa thing. Seems more lazy than anything. But, in context with his actual priorities in life, and his extraordinarily narcissistic personality; makes you wonder how his kids' holiday spirit and childhood innocence balance out on the scale of importance against his own self-validation.

Doesn’t he usually do a “dad” stream with Ty around Christmas? Or was that only a couple times? Ty is enough of a boomer he probably hasn’t heard about most of this but it will be interesting to see if that still happens

 

[Scary Bread]

Someone tell me, is it worse to be gay, or a cuck?

It's worse to fantasize about how your parents fuck.

Doesn’t he usually do a “dad” stream with Ty around Christmas? Or was that only a couple times? Ty is enough of a boomer he probably hasn’t heard about most of this but it will be interesting to see if that still happens

I think he's done it like the last 3 years. But yeah, it'll be interesting to see how certain people are gonna behave around him as he continues to spiral like this. Steve Gosney thinks pretty highly of him, can you imagine him trying to discuss high level legal theory with Rackets not shutting up about how he loves to share ass-to-ass dildos with his wife and how he needs to stop being a prude and loosen the fuck up?

 

[AnOminous]

Locals Stream Recap:

I wouldn't ever have expected to see that shirt outside of a dance video for "It's Raining Men" by the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus. Vic's pants saw it and told it to illchay on the omohay.

Someone tell me, is it worse to be gay, or a cuck?

To be a gay cuck.

 

[Father Balldo]

first time posting on the farms and it was rackets' degeneracy that prompted me to make an account. just want to say this thread has been a wild ride the last couple weeks... I started watching Nick a few months before Rittenhouse but after the Depp trial specifically is when he just started becoming insufferable, as many other people here have noted. Streams would turn into meandering rants/discussions that were clearly meant to boost his ego or garner sympathy and it was just not entertaining at all. Even his old off-topic rants were fine and something to listen to while doing other things but post-Depp Nick was just so insufferable to the point where I would just not even check in to see what he was talking about most of the time. When he got banned and went to Rumble I only checked in for the Darrell Brooks trial, but even there I could tell he was acting differently, then I saw he crawled back to YouTube and lost all respect for him.

He was always going off on how youtube sucks, how he's done w/ youtube because of the ban, how he's Mr. Rumble now, then within days of going back on YT he starts shitting on rumble and just whining constantly. I just sort of stopped caring at all at that point, and then all this cuck shit happened and the utter hypocrisy of it all made me go and finally just unsub. Since then it appears he's gone full tilt on his coomer/cuck/pre-trans character arc and is unrecognizable. What's amazing to me is just how fucking fast the change has occurred, almost like a switch went off in his brain and he decided to go full retard. There's a difference between the occasional risque comment and being a full blown sex pest, but I guess I'm just a prude incel chud

This thread over the last couple of weeks has been the most entertaining thing to come out of Rekieta's life than any stream he's ever done. Thanks to all those who post here.

nice blog post, huh?

 

[Phony Chicken]

Locals Stream Recap:

Good God what a horror show. We are witnessing a broken man destroying what he built because of a midlife crisis.
Him telling people that have thrown money at him to fuck off, again, reminds of of Baked Alaska attacking his audience and Metokur telling him to stop being retarded.

It's sad to see this happening but it's going to be entertaining nevertheless.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Someone tell me, is it worse to be gay, or a cuck?

cuck 100%, as its symbolic of no self respect. gays have lots of self respect, look how fabulous they try to be

 

[simple seed farmer]

>"listen son, the meaning of life is to roll face on some moly at a gay bar with your spouse who still has massive preacher's daughter syndrome into her 40's. No son I have no idea where your mom is, I think she's out with some friends"
He should start growing out his beard now

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is Nick pissed at Drex for some reason?

First Nick is triggered by Drex and others disagreeing with his relationship advice:

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Nick discusses some guy who criticized marriage but then got engaged. He goes on an extended rant about about hypocrites who do one thing publicly and another thing privately and ropes in Drex in his criticisms in the last minute of this video, suggesting that Drex being in a year-long relationship is why he ended his podcast.

Spoiler

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Is Nick pissed at Drex for some reason?

First Nick is triggered by Drex and others disagreeing with his relationship advice:

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Nick discusses some guy who criticized marriage but then got engaged. He goes on an extended rant about about hypocrites who do one thing publicly and another thing privately and ropes in Drex in his criticisms in the last minute of this video, suggesting that Drex being in a year-long relationship is why he ended his podcast.

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I wish I could find the screenshot but Rek's nuked discord makes that much harder.
Someone asked Drex something about hypocrisy just a couple of days ago and he laughed and agreed.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

WTF kind of dating show would he even do? Who the fuck even knows about dating once you've been married for that long? That sounds sus. I've been married like 16 years and I wouldn't know what to do first if I found myself single. Dating to me is talking to a girl you know IRL on ICQ hoping no one calls and fucks up your dial up connection then getting married and forgetting any game you once had. If Nick hasn't been fucking around than what could he offer about dating?

He'd do a dating show for aging, BPD, divorced wine mom obviously. Excessive tattoos are a plus.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Someone tell me, is it worse to be gay, or a cuck?

A gay cuck who is a furry.

 

[TheClappening]

To the people ever wondering about that cop who got manslaughter in Texas, he was just sentenced. Just under 12 years in prison.

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I never really paid attention to the locals chats before outside of funny memes/deepfakes/gifs, but Jesus.

I was looking at one of my older posts, and you see the yas queen kind of person at the bottom.

The believe all wahmen types were yet another species that Nick mocked relentlessly back during Weeb Wars, and now they're flocking to him.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I didn’t realize he was still doing mdma.

That right there pretty much explains his personality shift.