Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mr Moonface]

Coomer Pat makes an appearance:

 

[John_Smith]

Imagine being the sort of person who thinks about superheroes at all.

Patso is that sort of a person. #CautionaryTales

 

[Al from Dadeville]

He’ll always be my favorite lolcow.

I like that Pat is a cow in a way that I can tell any normal person about him and they will laugh about what an annoying fag he is.

Patrick isn’t a homosexual but he is 100% a fat faggot

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Patty is my secret shame, I will never tell ANYONE about him or about all of the hours I've spent fascinated by him.

It's embarrassing, I have some kinda problem.

 

[Broadside]

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Lmao he's seething!

 

[not william stenchever]

I can only assume that Patrick is so devoid of humor and good cheer that he never posted this in reply to someone talking shit about him.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Important novel update, two years in and he's up to chapter 12:

 

[Lake]

"It was a dark and stormy night. An obese hack sat in front of his monitor confusing his inability to write for writer's block."

#amwriting #amreading #amhole

 

[Ophelia]

Is there anywhere Pat’s audio clips can be found together? Court, Tape 5, Squealing Swat?

Why he would consent to having his wife sit in another man’s lap will remain a mystery to me

Because for some couples, telling your wife what to do makes her pussy dry up. She wants a man confident enough in his masculinity and their mutual affection and devotion that he knows no lap can compare with his. Attempting to control her signals he’s insecure. The problem is, Pat is a fat wimpy undesirable asshole.

Patty is my secret shame, I will never tell ANYONE about him or about all of the hours I've spent fascinated by him.

It's embarrassing, I have some kinda problem.

It’s not like having a fascination with Chris. Pat is generally hilarious, no shame necessary. We’re not laughing at a diagnosed autist or mocking someone who got dealt a bad hand even though he tries his best. Pat stupids his way into being a laughingstock due to an outsized ego, horrible attitude, and squealy demeanor. But without also being a criminal or abuser (afawk). It’s funny! I give my dad Pat updates sometimes and we share a laugh.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Important novel update, two years in and he's up to chapter 12:

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I’ll admit that I don’t read as much as I used to or as much as I should now that I’m an adult. But the author putting chapter numbers/titles in their own book screams “6th grade reading level” to me.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

WRITER'S BLOCK a haiku by Die Dunkle Maus, KFRL 501st

I must not write it
I must keep my meats secret
I must not write it

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently you didn't get the memo, child.
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Is fatty claiming he doesn't exist? He's a lolcow. I don't like him other than to laugh at him but I'm pretty sure he exists.

I'm not calling in a welfare check on him, although it seems awfully like a suicide threat if he's literally claiming he doesn't exist.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

How droll, his use of the imperial "We" in his terms of surrender. The Reality Distortion Field surrounding Patso has recently grown several orders of magnitude stronger. And significantly larger, in order to completely envelop his ever-growing mass.

Elon doesn't need to surrender. He won. He owns twitter. Fat White Lump lost. He owns <checks notes> a rustang, a school girl's motor scooter (Maybe. It may not be paid off.) and a house a business a thriving career a whole lot of nothing, not even a blue check mark to his name.

Patso has been losing followers for the past 9 days. He's trying to stay above the 50k mark with this sort of tweetery. The slow drain on his follower count is far more entertaining than one large drop would be. It's like peeling off the band-aid slowly.

Anti-Malthusian Pat is making an appearance. The Dunning-Kruger is strong in A-M Pat.
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Also, *horde* resources. Are we going into a Commie Pat arc soon?

The most valuable resource is labor, which is extremely scarce as there are so many people like Patrick who think they are too important to work normal jobs.

 

[Uncle Ted]

Important novel update, two years in and he's up to chapter 12:

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38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?

 

[Maude Snew]

Can't you see what's happening?

You're talking about Patty's sexuality because your subconscious is screaming FAT, CANNOT FATHOM.

My theory is that the fat is actually multidimensional, far and above his portly frame on our dimension alone.

I don't feel very well, I'm gonna go lie down a bit.

See, you gazed into the Fatbyss for too long, you're not supposed to do that. Get well soon small rodent friend.

Important novel update, two years in and he's up to chapter 12:

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He'll be up to chapter 13 soon but not in his book. Wait for the knock of Asian debt lawyer.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

I can tell you "how" (fatly), but "when" can be a little harder to precisely determine. As far as I'm concerned, the official date should be the first time Pat calls Justin a stlaker. He knows he isn't, but truth has never stopped the pig from looking down on people. We all know it is coming.

My 2 cents are definitely on the second option. Sure, Pat MIGHT be a cuck, be what do we know for SURE about him? He's weak, and he fears and real men so much he had to create a whole alpha male persona online just to cope with his inferiority complex. Look at his WorlCon 2018 videos: he can't look another male in the eyes, and walks behind bigger man as if he just shat himself.

On that note: I've never been to prison, so I might be talking out of my ass here. But in that video where he's weirdly walking very close behind the stronger guy, and looking around kinda scared, he looks and acts EXACTLY as I imagine a prison bitch under someone's "protection" would. Does anybody else get the same image in their head?

"Prison won't be kind to you, stalker". I don't know Pat, something tells me you will like it even less, so you better stop screaming at cops buddy.

Which brings me to this. This over here, above all, tells me Fatty is insane. I'm not American, so that shocked me in a way that's hard to explain to people who live in places like Canada, the USA and Western Europe. If that had happened in my country, he'd be dead. 100%. Right then and there. I can't fathom the idea of doing that and live to see another day.

A man like Pat would not get to adulthood anywhere else on this planet... and yet the asshole keeps on shitting on the US, non stop! Man, you don't know how easy you got, Piggy. You don't deserve it.

Sadly he would fit in perfectly in Canada.
He is fat.
He loves troons.
He’s a whiny bitch
He has no job.

Spoiler

also he is fat

 

[curbside2]

38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?
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He hits that word count on Twitter, child.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm not aiming for a "woo -insert page count comment here-" but god damn is it impressive that this fat tit, man child has 1359 pages in such a short time. FFS Beetlejuice is a more relevant shock jock orbiter retard and he has a fraction of the online footprint.

Sure, there is a ton more videos about the big B but it's all in celebration. This pompous mongoloid though has managed to garner hate from every single corner of the internet outside of his pedophilic echo-chamber of dog shit scifi "writers".

 

[grapeshark77]

At this point his wife probably writes more per week with that SEO/whatever service she runs. Also has Pat ever heard of a "first draft" and that you can write ANYTHING YOU WANT and then go back and fix it rather than stare into the abyss for hours.

I loved when people were asking for a sequel to In The Black he said to tag Tor Books because it was "half done" after two full years. I can't imagine why publishers aren't excited with that work ethic.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?
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Hard to believe it's already been over 2 years since his last box office bomb. Will be interesting to see him try to sell this one. It's hard enough with all the wannabe Stephen Kings to convince a publisher to throw down big money to publish and distribute your work. Trying to do so with sales numbers In the Red has to be next to impossible.