Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ophelia said:
I can’t tell if Pat hates himself. I think if he does, he’s very good at compartmentalizing and shoving those thoughts deep down. I know his kind of bravado and excessive displays of ego are sometimes hiding deep self loathing, so it’s possible.
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He definitely does not hate himself. Here's the thing: all of the greatest artists out there have issues with self-hatred. Comedians turn this into self-deprecating jokes, writers turn their worst traits into characters for their stories, and painters will paint things that represent their failings or fears. Pat, meanwhile, is a shit writer and an even worse stand-up comic. Like, if he made even one joke about himself, it would make me feel for him at least a little bit, but no. He's fully addicted to his own farts, he's practically injecting them into his veins (but not his wife's vagina, that's reserved for her black bulls, of course).

No good comic would turn down a chance to make fun of themselves. It's a win-win; you turn your flaw into a strength, and it's funny so it entertains people, and thus people like you. I mean fuck, I'm not a comic and would never do an open mic night because I know I'd bomb miserably, but the people who know me think I'm pretty funny. They think this because I am more than willing to point out my own flaws and poke at them for comedy. Being humble and admitting your own faults is funny, and because Patrick likes to claim he's a stand-up and he also fails at everything, he can't ever be humble and thus he can't ever be funny.

Oh yeah also fat lmao
 
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Wodanaz said:
reminds me of that military autist spectre who kept using "we" to describe kf
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Who incidentally was also an obese, bankrupt man named Patrick in a troubled relationship with lawsuits.
LobsterBoy669 said:
He definitely does not hate himself. Here's the thing: all of the greatest artists out there have issues with self-hatred. Comedians turn this into self-deprecating jokes, writers turn their worst traits into characters for their stories, and painters will paint things that represent their failings or fears. Pat, meanwhile, is a shit writer and an even worse stand-up comic. Like, if he made even one joke about himself, it would make me feel for him at least a little bit, but no. He's fully addicted to his own farts, he's practically injecting them into his veins (but not his wife's vagina, that's reserved for her black bulls, of course).
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If Pat wrote the reality of himself as a character in his books, it would still suck, but let's be honest, Fat would be a hilarious, memorable character in basically any other book, movie, video game, etc. From a writing standpoint, he's the perfect flunkie for the villain--he's hateable and stupid, with a distinctive visual trait (obesity), unique manner of speaking ("no, child"), and memorable quirks like addiction to Twitter, Hooligans, Pepperoni, etc. It's so perfect that I genuinely wonder if it's because Patso portrays his own life like a movie, to the point he's deliberately doing it based on whatever he remembered about screenwriting in his booze-addled brain.

Whatever the case, I know that if I ever need to write a story and can fit it in there, I'm definitely writing a "Thomas S. Patrickson" as a supporting character.
 
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Ophelia said:
I’d believe it of someone like a religious leader who vehemently preaches against being gay. But for Pat, there’s absolutely nothing wrong or shameful about homosexuality. He could claim to be bi with no repercussions. Indeed, it could give him a popularity boost.

“lol gay bad” jokes are twenties years out of date at this point.
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Meat Target said:
It would contradict the "conservative tough guy bar brawler" persona he unconvincingly tries to cultivate.
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This is why there's a chance with Pat it's true. Ordinarily I'd think it's just standard lolfag shitposting, but Pat doesn't really like women, or the gays, and his troon defences likely come at least in part because he's into ... things. In that reply to the woman who made a joke about voting you can see the Pat from 2014, who would tell the women he was permitted to hate because of their politics that they deserve to be raped and murdered. In eight years he's learned some basic rules - rape and murder is off-limits as threats to women though you can still wish for the death of men, and to be a troon ally requires agreeing with everything they ever say. But he still hates these wrongthinkers the same way, and likely always will.

If Pat has always been a bit of a lisping effeminate, he likely was made fun of for being gay when he was a kid, and it might explain some of his obsession with being a manly man. It would also suggest that, no matter what he says, he doesn't think of gays as real men. How could they be, in his mind, when they don't act like what he thinks a man is? It would also strongly suggest why he has a thing for troons, in that they're not really men, are they, so it's OK to think about girlcock, look, girl is right in the name, so it's just a thing that some women have.

So it would make sense for Pat to have homosexual tendencies he's deeply repressing, because he's trying to be his version of a manly man, and gays aren't manly men at all. In fact, by being the manliest man, he'll show all those kids who called him a dumb faggot in school, and he will keep winning and they'll keep losing because he really is a big tough man. He owns a Mustang and a motorbike! He watches sports and likes guns! You'd never know he liked science fiction, he's far too manly!

Or maybe that's just all speculation because I think he really does have a tranny fetish. But I expect internalised homophobia is a pretty common reason for guys to develop that fetish, and Pat's such a shallow thinker that I expect his motivations to be that basic - 'it's not gay if they say they're a woman, and no one needs to know I'm more turned on the less convincing they are.'


Table Country said:
I do this sometimes. I should probably stop.
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We all do this sometimes. We all should reconsider.
 
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Next Task said:
So it would make sense for Pat to have homosexual tendencies he's deeply repressing, because he's trying to be his version of a manly man, and gays aren't manly men at all. In fact, by being the manliest man, he'll show all those kids who called him a dumb faggot in school, and he will keep winning and they'll keep losing because he really is a big tough man. He owns a Mustang and a motorbike! He watches sports and likes guns! You'd never know he liked science fiction, he's far too manly!
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Sammich said:
I think you should read through again new friend, It seems like you haven't really picked up on how the sub-boards have their own little culture, and so do some of the more niche cows like our fat tittied friend patrick. I'd advise you to perhaps take on board some criticism and understand that's part of the fun here. Maybe you could refrain from posting a little bit until you understand this.

Patrick is a fat tiddied faggot, and you will do well to remember this. If you are this much of a tone policing faggot, kf might not be the place for you, but i do encourage you to stay and check out all the threads you can.

Make sure you bitch and moan about the threads, see, most people absolutely adore hearing from a less than a week old account, and we will surely listen to your learned wisdom.
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It isn't even just a sub board culture. The trope "X is fat (and I would not have sex with them)" is literally MANDATORY Kiwi culture, dating back to the beginnings of Queen Pixyteri (PBWH). To say someone is fat is acknowledging their existence upon this earth. Smh
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
No good comic would turn down a chance to make fun of themselves. It's a win-win; you turn your flaw into a strength, and it's funny so it entertains people, and thus people like you.
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Case in point: Rodney Dangerfield, who made that into his entire career, and is one of the funniest comedians of all time. Something Patrick will never be.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Male feminist attacks woman for making a harmless joke:

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We often talk about our favourite Pat genres and tropes, but I have to say my most hated Pat habit is when he replies to someone directly then QRTs them with the exact same unfunny, smarmy quip.

I don't know if it's his desperation to go viral or that he thinks he's so funny we can't risk missing one of his zingers, but it's as obnoxious as he is fat (which is very).
 
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