Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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You know Chris-Chan, and Russell,
And Yaniv, and Chantal,
Moviebob, Keffals,
And Boogie, and Burnell,

But do you recall,
The most outrageous lolcow of all?

Patrick the pig-faced asshole,
Had a very tiny chode,
And if you ever saw him,
You could smell the pepperon'

All the Kiwis and Rascals,
Used to laugh and call him fat,
They wouldn't stop aTalking,
And laughing at poor Pat.

Then one lulzy autumn eve,
Josiah called to say:
"Patrick, with your gut so big,
You're a fat faggot with bitchtits!"

And how the pig-man loathed him,
And he shouted out in fury
(SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!)
Patrick the pig-faced asshole,
Defends those who touch kiddies!

🎵dum diddly-um dum, dum-dum!🎵
 
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Oh dear... Something tells me that piggy's SFWA pedo buddies aren't going to be very happy with him:

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Meanwhile, piggy is crying:

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Mr Moonface said:
Oh dear... Something tells me that piggy's SFWA pedo buddies aren't going to be very happy with him:

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Meanwhile, piggy is crying:

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I would have thought Piggy would cry over other things, like Uber Eats running late, black children learning they should avoid his van, Nikki's fart bulls having a bit too much bass in their voice, or the hypoxia he experiences when he has to bend over to pick up something he dropped.*




*-He's very fat, you see. The enormous area his gut inhabits fucks with the normal functioning of his diaphram and the sheer energy required to move his mass devours his bodily oxygen stores almost as fast as he pounds the slop his favorite bar feeds him.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
From the AP article about the hearings:

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I don't think anyone will be enjoying prison, Pat.
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If Trump could be prosecuted for things he said that had absolutely no explicit call for unlawful action, any politician who used a word like "revolution" or "fight like hell" or, God forbid, quoted Jefferson's line about the tree of liberty, could be arrested. It's idiotic.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
The reason why food shortages exist is because third world shit holes don't know a thing about keeping food stored and logistics.
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It's honestly more insidious than that and more complex than Patrick could ever figure out. Typically in the 3rd world, political parties and movements are divided by ethnic, religious, and ethnic boundaries. The political party in power will typically starve the people out of power as a means to break the back of ethnic opposition.

I'm aging myself here, but when I was a wee young tot, there was a major famine in Ethiopia that the world, especially the west, raised a lot of funds and resources to try and prevent. But the local junta, the DERG (Jesus that sounds like a bad sci-fi alien) created the famine and withheld the food as a means to defeat separatists.

The average third worlder understands storage of food and distribution far better than your average American, who is closer to Patrick than any of us want to admit. The typical American has no idea where their food comes from, why poop down a toilet disappears, or how a wall socket makes their phone work.
 
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BScCollateral said:
Since Pat has no idea where stuff comes from, he thinks there's enough of everything for everyone.
I honestly haven't seen anyone make this claim since the Soviets were pulling their delusional "Labor theory of value" nonsense. It's a self-described conservative who is literally defending 19th Century Marxist theory.
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He might have had a 1.7 GPA in high school but he’s got a perfect 4.0 at the Lucas Werner School of Economics
 
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Telo Miriam said:
He might have had a 1.7 GPA in high school but he’s got a perfect 4.0 at the Lucas Werner School of Economics
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The Kiwi School of Economics argues that the more advanced the economy, the bigger the lolcows.

It's a testament to America's economic power that not only could Patrick exist in the US, but he is able to consume enough resources to maintain his obesity, without causing widespread, localized famines.
 
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JustStopDude said:
The Kiwi School of Economics argues that the more advanced the economy, the bigger the lolcows.

It's a testament to America's economic power that not only could Patrick exist in the US, but he is able to consume enough resources to maintain his obesity, without causing widespread, localized famines.
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Man Fatrick is nothing. Check out the Deathfats like ShannyforChrist sometime who exist on EBT and minimal streamer donations and do meth and STILL MAINTAIN A 450 LB WEIGHT WHILE HAVING TEN STDS then get back to me.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
Man Fatrick is nothing. Check out the Deathfats like ShannyforChrist sometime who exist on EBT and minimal streamer donations and do meth and STILL MAINTAIN A 450 LB WEIGHT WHILE HAVING TEN STDS then get back to me.
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I would argue that the relationship between lolcows and GDP is a valid school of thought, and should be researched by legitimate institutions.

I look forward to my Noble Prize in Economics for connecting Drachenlord video output with that of the effect of Brexit on German heavy industry production.
 
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