Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheClappening]

He put on a yarmalk for unbreaded. That's actually kind of funny.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Weird crosses, because la creatura is muh christian tradwife, but no wedding ring, because..? She lost it up Rekieta's ass? No idea. Flipped pic?
Anyone saying this is hot or even better than average is thirsty af

What do you mean? She looks like a pop star!

And by that I mean she has hands like Madonna.

 

[dustnight]

Spoiler: Ralph wins again!

 

[retard strength]

Damn this got sad really fast. I feel like it would be crushing to hear your dad, on drugs or sober (it doesn't matter), say they hate spending time with you and basically resent you and that you, his child, keeps getting in the way of fucking your suddenly thotposting mom with his balls. Parenthood is stressful yes but that is some huge bullshit, none of this is typical for half-decent parents. It sounds like he's always been an absent asshole so I guess it isn't surprising for them, but he better not go "why me?! how did this happen?!?!" when at least some of them end up being out-of-control teens and adults.

Knowing your dad, typically the parent kids already struggle to assess approval from comparatively, has vocalized their resentment of you (their creation!) outloud and online to thousands... thanks Kiwis working to keep this thread funny.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Jesus fuck this thread is moving fast. It's Christmas god damn it, I can't keep up.

Why is Ralph winning? Has he done things worse than stick bottles between his ass cheeks and share lingerie photos of his wife?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Challenge: Nick stop being a cuck and whoring out your wife
Difficulty for Nick: Impossible

I don’t know about this one… I kind of have a feeling lady rackets is driving this.

Maybe I read too many Reddit horror stories , but when your wife is fucking black men and being an OnlyThot, it’s normally her idea, and the guy just has to take it and hope the bull doesn’t want to finish inside of him.

 

[ditto]

Those sanpaku eyes

Ralph wins again

No way in hell Ralph has another 14 years though. Even 14 months is pushing it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Damn this got sad really fast. I feel like it would be crushing to hear your dad, on drugs or sober (it doesn't matter), say they hate spending time with you and basically resent you and that you, his child, keeps getting in the way of fucking your suddenly thotposting mom with his balls. Parenthood is stressful yes but that is some huge bullshit, none of this is typical for half-decent parents. It sounds like he's always been an absent asshole so I guess it isn't surprising for them, but he better not go "why me?! how did this happen?!?!" when at least some of them end up being out-of-control teens and adults.

Knowing your dad, typically the parent kids already struggle to assess approval from comparatively, has vocalized their resentment of you (their creation!) outloud and online to thousands... thanks Kiwis working to keep this thread funny.

Pretty shitty. It's not like the kids asked to be born.

I think Rackets needs an It's a Wonderful Life/Ebenezer Scrooge style Xmas intervention.

 

[Potatoherder]

I don’t know about this one… I kind of have a feeling lady rackets is driving this.

Maybe I read too many Reddit horror stories , but when your wife is fucking black men and being an OnlyThot, it’s normally her idea, and the guy just has to take it and hope the bull doesn’t want to finish inside of him.

This would also explain his attacks on the manosphere and all his yass queen stuff. He tried to hedge his bets tonight but he is clearly shifting over to the 'men just need to get help and stop blaming women for all their problems' narrative.

 

[Nol 2]

It sounds like he's always been an absent asshole so I guess it isn't surprising for them, but he better not go "why me?! how did this happen?!?!" when at least some of them end up being out-of-control teens and adults.

We all know he is going to be pissed and tell himself that they are ungrateful kids ignoring all he sacrificed for them

 

[Thumb Butler]

Those sanpaku eyes

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No way in hell Ralph has another 14 years though. Even 14 months is pushing it.

Ralph would never go to a gay bar underwear party when he's 41. He'll be long dead.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Rackets doing a wife asshole prolapse speedrun balldo% no skips

Boston Red Socking via the Balldo would require some torque on the ol' speedbag

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Weird crosses, because la creatura is muh christian tradwife, but no wedding ring, because..? She lost it up Rekieta's ass? No idea. Flipped pic?
Anyone saying this is hot or even better than average is thirsty af

Good god... she looks like she needs a bra for the bags under her eyes...

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

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Not going to post them but in every other pic in that set he's smiling or even laughing. He's with the rest of the family in the other pics. Rekieta wiped the happiness away. Moment it's photo op with Nick time, "his smile and optimism gone"

 

[Phil Leotardo]

We all know he is going to be pissed and tell himself that they are ungrateful kids ignoring all he sacrificed for them

He gave his life to his children on a silver platter.

 

[ditto]

It's a Wonderful Life/Ebenezer Scrooge style Xmas intervention.

I am the Ghost of Balldo Future! Behold, in 15 years, you will have a a cuck beard and gunt from all the booze, streaming sex-toy reviews 23 hours a day to pay for alimony for Lady3Rackets! Oh, what a bleak and horrible future!

 

[Pudding Night]

I don’t know about this one… I kind of have a feeling lady rackets is driving this.

That Friday, a couple months (?) back, when she was on the show with him, you could see the power dynamic. He is not the one in charge in this relationship.

 

[Shush]

Not going to post them but in every other pic in that set he's smiling or even laughing. He's with the rest of the family in the other pics. Rekieta wiped the happiness away. Moment it's photo op with Nick time, "his smile and optimism gone"

 

[northstar747]

but he wants to do molly and get fucked by his wife.

So funny story the only time I ve seen the open shit work was an SA goon who would go to shows with his wife, they would feed molly to a college girl and bring her home for "fun"

honestly Nick doesnt have the baldo to do a stream sober,

 

[Hannibalistique]

Reading through this thread is really bumming me out. It literally reads like a failed intervention. So many kiwis throwing up the red flags and rackets blowing right past them.

Some people are claiming oppositional defiance order. I have an alternative diagnoses from my armchair.

Sleep Deprivation Psychosis

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Just anecdotally watching him and his asides on his schedule, I think the man is AT BEST getting 2 to 3 hours of sleep a day om average. He streams for hours from 11 PM his time to damn near 6 AM on occasion. He claims he also has to home school his kids, help around the house. He is routinely either exhausted looking or hyper alert.

It's highly possible he is using drugs to keep himself going. The same shit Finland gave its soldiers in the winter war for example. Combine that with excessive alcohol use and you have a perfect storm.

Sleep Deprivation psychosis presents first with altered mood states. Then an irrational shift in belief structure. After that comes the confusion/irrational anger or depression. End stage is full on hallucinations.

It checks all the boxes and conforms with his behavior.

He has been pretty open about taking various amphetamines (including prescription ones because he keeps falling asleep).