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I think it's quite perfect. Wogglebug knows that his jokes are unfunny and he pretends to be laughing at them, otherwise the only reaction would be awkward silence.
Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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Of course the new Wogglebug is a troll. It was pretty inevitable. This is why you don't accept unsolicited auditions from ""freelance voice actors"" on the internet.
He actually sounded like a pretty decent mimic of Patrick initially but the more the video went on the less he sounded like him. The singing is worse than Patrick and given how particular Cynthia is about his laugh I'm surprised she's okay with it being so different but whatever works for her I guess because nobody else really cares.
Guys, if you're going to troll her please just do it for free and don't take her tugboat, or her parents' money, or whatever the fuck she's paying people with. Yes, she's an asshole who blows endless money on her autistic obsession but it's still kind of fucked up if whoever this is is accepting payment.
He actually sounded like a pretty decent mimic of Patrick initially but the more the video went on the less he sounded like him. The singing is worse than Patrick and given how particular Cynthia is about his laugh I'm surprised she's okay with it being so different but whatever works for her I guess because nobody else really cares.
Guys, if you're going to troll her please just do it for free and don't take her tugboat, or her parents' money, or whatever the fuck she's paying people with. Yes, she's an asshole who blows endless money on her autistic obsession but it's still kind of fucked up if whoever this is is accepting payment.
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How the FUCK did she manage to sell 100 already?
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iirc she had already moved over half before the price drops?
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Merry Wogglmas @WogglebugLover
and to the 100 dogs who all got lovely new chew toys for the holidays...
and to the 100 dogs who all got lovely new chew toys for the holidays...
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I'm not sure if it's fair to be a grump about the whole thing, but I figure better safe than sorry so I will be: the world is full of more than enough niggercattle consoomers to make that happen, even with this thread probably only a fraction of the people who've read it have interacted in any way while there are whole armies of consoomer chucklefucks who are like "Ha, my personality is what I spend my money on, so I'll buy 5! That'll make me quirky and cool x5, because it's ironic you see!".
DSP has been making 6 figures a year off people who think it's clever or a troll to give money to lolcows for a long time, and they don't actually get anything in return. Chris spent ages taking commissions he never finished, just off desperate pseudo-weens. If she had a run of 500 she could probably sell them all.
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I think it's important to point out that she was selling them at a 75% discount very shortly after launching the product.
I thought it was out of desperation to move them because sales were lagging, but it turns out that it's just Cherie once again being incapable of thinking more than a half step ahead in any given circumstance. Dumb broad could have actually turned an honest-to-God decent profit if she'd have been a bit more patient, but because her Wogglebrain is only capable of focusing on one Wogglething at a time, fixated on liquidating her entire Wogglestock so she could return to hyperfocusing on the videos. There may have also been an element at play of needing to get her Chihuahua's ears taken care of so she was desperate to sell, but that's yet another example of her inability to make good decisions and plan more than half a step ahead.
Hopefully she broke even, considering the steep discounts offered and shipping charges. If you take into account the labor put into the run at minimum wage, I'd be shocked if she broke even by that metric solely due to laziness and stupidity. Personally, I'm absolutely shocked that she isn't a great business mind. Shocked, I say. Starting to think that whole Woggleempire thing won't be happening, after all...
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I want Wobble Bug to become the Tony Montana of the OZ expanded universe. Not only; 50 feet tall, dual wielding M4A1 assault rifles, holding a bottle of jack, while sorting coke off of a Russian catboys implants, while the frog man is doing keg stands in the background. I want the works and all illustrated in Crayola Magic Marker and on the back of a Fanta label.
Even if not that, for the new movie have a subplot of how Wobblebugs confused sexuality has led into the marriage falling apart and why he ended up getting excommunicated from the land of OZ. After his exwife caught his extramarital affair with his understudy Frogman. He gets banished from the land of OZ and has to immigrate to Jew York.
We can see his transition from esteemed professor to his slow decent into alcoholism, cocaine abuse, and having to resort to working a low paying teaching job; Living in a shitty apartment in Brooklyn, he can make a pun about the cockroaches in his apartment being bigger than him. We can even have the overarching theme of WobbleBug trying to earn enough money for his surrogate daughters special education courses at the esteemed OZ university or some shit.
We can even have that faggot creeper from the Discord make a special appearance in the fanfic. Wobblebug is out doing a job and the Discord creep ends up abducting his surrogate daughter, for him to have to go William Nelson, Taken, and totally just having to track down his daughter’s captor. But after getting her back and ultimately stopping the Discord slasher from abducting more autistic women from the internet. He ends up having to do jobs for the Russian Mafia because he ended up getting revenge on one of their top enforcers.
We can then watch WobbleBugs hyjinks in the crime world having to perform various jobs for the Russian Mafia. Wobbles ex lover, the Frog Man, who is now running a detective agency on the south side. Ends up having to put the pieces together of who murdered the Discord slasher. To then have a face off with the WobbleBug. We can even end it in a Soparanos style cut right to black as soon as we see Frog Man finally confront WobbleBug in the lobby of Trump Tower, leaving it to the audience’s imagination of what happened once they reencountered each other.
This can lead to a prequel in the WobbleBug EU called Wheelz and the Frogman. It can be a Kiwi Farms user and Frog Man having to solve crimes of autistic sociopaths on the internet….
Or just have WobbleBug go to New York sneezing, crying, and making shitty puns while everyone else does the heavy lifting with no overarching narrative with minimal movement, no facial expression, monotone delivery, and a simple plot that even a toddler would rather keep eating the lead paint chips off their Chinese knock off Winnie The Pooh toys. While the character models have bland and boring conversations that just overly explains the entire plot, and WobbleBug being the ultimate Mary Sue getting ball washed at every opportunity. Teaching little niglets the value of not having to resort to committing over half the violent crimes the white demographic does. The plot being linear and bland as Ned Flanders and nothing bad or of any type of conflict ever happens to the main characters. Completely removing the believable nature or even integrating moral values into the demographic you are pandering towards. Rather for it to exist as a self insert fantasy of an imaginary friend that is a 7 foot closeted homosexual cockroach that is in an inner species relationship with his understudy.
At least in my fanfic you can inject the narrative of God being dead and we are all alone. Not some dribble that would give the goyslop thet Netflix produces for children’s entertainment. Just 22 minutes of bright colours and nonsense while your parents are finger blasting each other in the other room.
Even if not that, for the new movie have a subplot of how Wobblebugs confused sexuality has led into the marriage falling apart and why he ended up getting excommunicated from the land of OZ. After his exwife caught his extramarital affair with his understudy Frogman. He gets banished from the land of OZ and has to immigrate to Jew York.
We can see his transition from esteemed professor to his slow decent into alcoholism, cocaine abuse, and having to resort to working a low paying teaching job; Living in a shitty apartment in Brooklyn, he can make a pun about the cockroaches in his apartment being bigger than him. We can even have the overarching theme of WobbleBug trying to earn enough money for his surrogate daughters special education courses at the esteemed OZ university or some shit.
We can even have that faggot creeper from the Discord make a special appearance in the fanfic. Wobblebug is out doing a job and the Discord creep ends up abducting his surrogate daughter, for him to have to go William Nelson, Taken, and totally just having to track down his daughter’s captor. But after getting her back and ultimately stopping the Discord slasher from abducting more autistic women from the internet. He ends up having to do jobs for the Russian Mafia because he ended up getting revenge on one of their top enforcers.
We can then watch WobbleBugs hyjinks in the crime world having to perform various jobs for the Russian Mafia. Wobbles ex lover, the Frog Man, who is now running a detective agency on the south side. Ends up having to put the pieces together of who murdered the Discord slasher. To then have a face off with the WobbleBug. We can even end it in a Soparanos style cut right to black as soon as we see Frog Man finally confront WobbleBug in the lobby of Trump Tower, leaving it to the audience’s imagination of what happened once they reencountered each other.
This can lead to a prequel in the WobbleBug EU called Wheelz and the Frogman. It can be a Kiwi Farms user and Frog Man having to solve crimes of autistic sociopaths on the internet….
Or just have WobbleBug go to New York sneezing, crying, and making shitty puns while everyone else does the heavy lifting with no overarching narrative with minimal movement, no facial expression, monotone delivery, and a simple plot that even a toddler would rather keep eating the lead paint chips off their Chinese knock off Winnie The Pooh toys. While the character models have bland and boring conversations that just overly explains the entire plot, and WobbleBug being the ultimate Mary Sue getting ball washed at every opportunity. Teaching little niglets the value of not having to resort to committing over half the violent crimes the white demographic does. The plot being linear and bland as Ned Flanders and nothing bad or of any type of conflict ever happens to the main characters. Completely removing the believable nature or even integrating moral values into the demographic you are pandering towards. Rather for it to exist as a self insert fantasy of an imaginary friend that is a 7 foot closeted homosexual cockroach that is in an inner species relationship with his understudy.
At least in my fanfic you can inject the narrative of God being dead and we are all alone. Not some dribble that would give the goyslop thet Netflix produces for children’s entertainment. Just 22 minutes of bright colours and nonsense while your parents are finger blasting each other in the other room.
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She would be able to make it profitable if she embraced her ironic fans. Look at Wiseau and Breen - people love those guys and their shitty movies. Hell, even the absolute scam artist Derek Savage makes money on his retarded mascot and recycling the same footage for every new "movie".
I'm afraid she's selling at a loss to, in her mind, build brand recognition.
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You can now place your preorder for a Wogglebug plushie if you missed the last batch! She forgot that some people ordered during this first run, therefore she was unable to fulfill the orders due to running out of stock, but fuck them! Order more Wogglebug today!
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What do you mean? He's obviously a true and honest fan of the Wogglebug. Cynthia knows when somebody is being true and honest and when they're damn dirty trolls.
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Barely a day has passed and she's already making a new discount code, this time for 75% off.
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Jeez. can you imagine if they sold out and she tried to fill all those orders? an order of 100 woggly boys costs over $1000 and she probably gets them shipped out for $4-5 per woggle, so about at least $1400 I would assume. At least with the current batch I think she is close to breaking even or even profiting. If all 100 woggles sell for $5 then she'll have to put herself almost a grand in the hole (assuming they get shipped out at all).
I love my current woggleboi though. She delivered before Christmas, which was a pleasant surprise, so I suppose anything could happen. fuckin wild.
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I was speculating on the profitability myself earlier and saw the comment on brand recognition, but I just realized something...
It's not remotely a business endeavoring for profit or visibility. That's how a sane, rational person would view things. This is something else something else entirely, even beyond the scope of a passion project. This is a religious zealot spreading the word of their Lord and Savior H.M. Wogglebug, T.E.. Wogglebug has filled the complete void of religion in Cherie's life at this point.
I think that it would go entirely against Cherie's "religious principles" to profit from selling these, much like Christians being unable to profit off of holy water due the sin of simony. She operates similarly with her unwatchable films, putting profit about seventh on her list of priorities. I think that she genuinely feels righteous and wonderful breaking even or losing money to, in her mind, spread the gospel of her pagan Wogglegod and expand his reach as much as possible.
Wogglebug is Jesus to Cherie's Paul, and she's taken a vow of Wogverty. She delights in her penniless clerical existence spreading the Word of Woggle (though her Chihuahua certainly doesn't). If it weren't for Cherie's complete hatred of religion, I'd almost speculate that she believes she's going to receive her reward in the next life of Genoma, though it's more likely a situation where she views it as the most good she can possibly do in this finite life with nothing to follow.
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@Schwarzwald Absolutely none of what you think is anywhere near what the truth really is.
@Spastic Cologne I have plenty of solid evidence that none of the voice actors who voiced the 5 pirates or any of the characters in my fourth movie were from here or were any kind of trolls at all. They all have been customers of my movies and plushies, except two of them because they college students who can't afford much. And a few of them are also my Patrons. They all worked for free.
And I have even stronger evidence to support my belief that Charles Thall is in absolutely no way at all a troll. He is far too supportive of and nice to me, and enthusiastic about taking over as the Wogglebug's voice. And he is also way too much of a professional as a voice actor. He recorded all the Wogglebug's lines for the 5th movie a while ago. Then he decided on his own to record them over because he wants them to be perfect, and he also is going to add some music of his own making to the three songs he sings in it. And to answer the question of @For The Internet Yes, he is going to be paid for his voice work because he requires to be as a professional voice actor. And he told me that although he usually requires to be paid based on how many words his character has in the script, which in the case "The Wogglebug's Adventure in New York" amounts to $430 he was willing to negotiate with me and lower that price to just $200 because it was the most I ever paid Patrick. Also, I recognized his name instantly when I received his email with his video audition attached as being a past customer of all 4 of my movies. And so he must have discovered me through one of my social media ads. I'm sure me and and him will have a very long and happy working relationship.
@Spastic Cologne I have plenty of solid evidence that none of the voice actors who voiced the 5 pirates or any of the characters in my fourth movie were from here or were any kind of trolls at all. They all have been customers of my movies and plushies, except two of them because they college students who can't afford much. And a few of them are also my Patrons. They all worked for free.
And I have even stronger evidence to support my belief that Charles Thall is in absolutely no way at all a troll. He is far too supportive of and nice to me, and enthusiastic about taking over as the Wogglebug's voice. And he is also way too much of a professional as a voice actor. He recorded all the Wogglebug's lines for the 5th movie a while ago. Then he decided on his own to record them over because he wants them to be perfect, and he also is going to add some music of his own making to the three songs he sings in it. And to answer the question of @For The Internet Yes, he is going to be paid for his voice work because he requires to be as a professional voice actor. And he told me that although he usually requires to be paid based on how many words his character has in the script, which in the case "The Wogglebug's Adventure in New York" amounts to $430 he was willing to negotiate with me and lower that price to just $200 because it was the most I ever paid Patrick. Also, I recognized his name instantly when I received his email with his video audition attached as being a past customer of all 4 of my movies. And so he must have discovered me through one of my social media ads. I'm sure me and and him will have a very long and happy working relationship.
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So you're saying that you pimp out your Woggle-husbando for profit then? Woggle-pimpin' ain't easy, although that phallic nose is probably quite a hit with his customers.
In the same way a pedo gives kids candies and praise to get in their good graces. You know trolls can act nice and play along so they can gain access. Just look at Chris-chan's history where people would regularly play along with his delusions just to mess with him later.
And what was the ROI on that expense? Did the episode generate more than $200 somehow?
Also, can you please try to equalize the audio levels between the voices. You can do this easily for free in something like Audacity with minimal effort.
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Although that all may be true, not everyone who does those things is a pedo or a troll. Patrick had always been a very sweet man who praised me and made me happy with how he voiced the Wogglebug and he was totally sincere. He said to me once, "If I was your father I would be very proud of you." And he also would often talk to me as Wogglebug in an unscripted way before getting into his lines in the audio files he would send. It was always so delightful to me. I have no doubt Charles Thall has the same sincere love for the Wogglebug and ability to delight me with his performance that Patrick had, just in his own slightly more unique style of it.