38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?
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with bitch tits.
This is why he has to be a victim and never stops talking about being harassed by his own toilet. All of his takes are 100% mainstream. Trump/republicans bad. Biden/democrats good. Ukraine good. Russia bad. Pronouns good. Religion bad. Atheism good. Elon bad. Pedophiles good.
Jesus, even if he wasn't writing novels, he could easily be writing short stories. Lots of science fiction authors successfully built an audience by writing short fiction. He'd rather fight endlessly with a Twitter account pretending to be his toilet than do anything that might actually benefit his career. He's somehow even dumber than I realized.
His ego forbids that. Like Russell Greer, another fame-chasing cow, he fails to understand that if you wanna get to the top, you gotta kiss a lot of bottom.
Pat cheated at a half-marathon. He would absolutely lie about his progress during NaNoWriMo.
Short stories wouldn't work for Pat. They require much less commitment and effort to read so more people would actually read what he writes and realize he's a shit author. Most of his "fans" haven't actually read any of his books. The people who spend all day sperging on Twitter aren't going to invest the time and effort into reading an entire book of his. Those people are the ones that defend him. Most of his 5 star reviews are people who freely admit they haven't read the book and are only leaving it to help him fight the trolls. The people who do read it and try to leave an honest review get bullied by Patrick into changing it, or he has them deleted. His scam would become too obvious if everyone knew just how shitty he really was. Short stories would expose that
I feel so bad for his “better wife”. Imagine marrying a writer who can’t write because of Twitter38,665 words in 2 years is about 53 words per day. How does that stack up to professional writers, you may ask?
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Damn, it will him all of 5 minutes to make a new account. Pat can't stop winning.
Im hoping for AI will free us from the meaningless tedium to focus on making fun of Fatrick Tomlinson
Tell us how you really feel champ
Lol who boasts about tweeting to bots?
What really happened: He silently seethed the entire time and then came up with this story afterwards.
Wrong as always, stalker. That old couple was Albert Einstein and everybody in the Gamestop got up and clapped and then I go the new Mario from my uncle who works at Nintendo. Quietly wait for the ban of your Switch account.
