🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SpergioLeonne]

Guys I figured it out. Kanye went quiet because the Kardashian clan were using kabbalistic rituals to exorcise and trap the demon formerly known as magi-chan so that they could use its power. But magi-chan has escaped their wards fashion of iron, salt, and innocent blood, and in its weakened state it is returning to a familiar source of fantastic piggy rage, to feast and heal its wounds. Merry Christmas.

Kanye went quiet because he finally found out that Nick associates with fat people. This was a worse betrayal than finding out that Yiannopolis was of the long nose tribe

 

[SargonF00t]

Does anyone have any pics of Pantsu's sister?

Does she also have the equine gene?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph: Burns every single bridge he sees

KF: "Wow! I can't belive Ralph is burning bridges with his future in-laws!"

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Bepis]

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Is his wet-brain capable of this level of kayfabe?

Seems kind of weird to involve Sisco in this. I don't know the lore but it's almost like he's including him as a member of the family. I'm not saying Sisco is Ralph and the horse's live-in bull, but I'm saying exactly that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pretty standard boomer internet behavior. Read headline, get angry, retweet it so your boomer friends can get angry and retweet it. It's a retirement hobby for them I think.

My guess as to what happened is that Ralph was using his garage for storage or something and Alanna made Harry sit down and look at all the bullshit Ralph has done over the years. To speculate further I bet Harry didn't know that Ralph had all this shit going on including the court dates and realized they were staying at his place to hide from legal troubles. At that point Harry just said, "Fuck it, I want my garage space back I'm throwing your shit in the trash and washing my hands of him and the horse he rode in on." That is also textbook boomer behavior.

Now he's realizing what you get when you mess with a RALPHAMALE! Empty threats, whiny tweets by him and a few retards and failed troon tactics to get someone fired.

It’s way worse than garage space nonsense. Harry just got done with Ralph using his daughter as whore and running to Mexico. I’d bet he’s lent them quite a bit money for the escape to Mexico too.

When Harry finally had enough of this clown he also happened to have all his dumb ass wrasslin merch to destroy to make it extra fun.

Christmas is going to be lit at the Morris house, not so much in the third world squat Gunt and May are hiding in.

A spite marriage in January will be great!!

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Does anyone have any pics of Pantsu's sister?

Does she also have the equine gene?

it's low res but this is her linkedin profile. Sadly she looks very similar to Pantsu

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Seems kind of weird to involve Sisco in this. I don't know the lore but it's almost like he's including him as a member of the family. I'm not saying Sisco is Ralph and the horse's live-in bull, but I'm saying exactly that.

Sisco was the one who put the merch on his heavily-leveraged credit card

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

The Gunt would be so much better off to drop the thesaurus and get a spell check.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

I assume Dick Masterson will be the pretend minister in this pretend wedding.

Oh my god, this is highly likely. Dick is Ralph’s hero, everything he ever wanted to be in life. So to have his blessing to actually marry his pedophile forever fiancée must mean the world to him, and he’ll let Dick fuck her extra good onna night, and that’s a FACT, coward.

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What’s the issue? Did he have to get permission from Metokur again or something?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Has Ralph ever used "slatternly" before today? Beginning to think somebody got this guy a Word of the Day calendar or something with the way he's throwing it around here.

it’s like when he said Laura Loomer had more to “unfurl” about something on his online diary.

IIRC Kelly once referred to what turned out to be Marci in cosplay in the MWC episode where they went to the movies as a “slattern”. Maybe The Gunt pcked it up there up my money is on a word of the day calendar or thesaurus.

 

[Unironic Ralphamale]

Has Ralph ever used "slatternly" before today? Beginning to think somebody got this guy a Word of the Day calendar or something with the way he's throwing it around here.

Ralph has become one of the 3 kings so naturally he had to adopt and mimic the more sophisticated language of Earwinson. (Earwinson called rackets wife a slatternly whore weeks ago and the term stuck)

 

[Spergichu]

I assume Dick Masterson will be the pretend minister in this pretend wedding.

Assuming he doesn't jump out of his car on the freeway between now and the wedding, yes.

 

[An automatic clown]

If the dox is real and Mays sister really is in charge of a group of people and 7 cnc machines, she's no dummy like May. It's possible her personal life is retarded with cheating and shit but neither Ralph nor May are capable of even learning first thing about a CNC machine.

 

[Unironic Ralphamale]

Does anyone have any pics of Pantsu's sister?

Does she also have the equine gene?

Sure here you go
Taken from her instagram https://www.instagram.com/ammorris020/?hl=de
you can see mantsu in some of the pics

 

[Dick Pooman]

Harry touched May inappropriately when she was a kid.

I really don't think that Ralph has the self-control to not blast this all over Twitter if he knew. His hot hillbilly blood couldn't resist using that ace up his sleeve the second things turned bad.

 

[Hüftpriester]

She's more attractive than Meigh, which isn't saying much. I know it's been said before but Meigh is incredibly homely. That bone structure is just completely fucked. It's funny seeing the older pictures where the harsh features aren't filtered out. Look at how ugly Meigh is, even in her youth. Imagine what she really looks like now.

Spoiler: low res close up, quite horrifying.

Edit: lmao, look at this beast. How is this not a tranny?

 

[SargonF00t]

I really don't think that Ralph has the self-control to not blast this all over Twitter if he knew. His hot hillbilly blood couldn't resist using that ace up his sleeve the second things turned bad.

I suspect that Ralph is only holding off now for Pantsu's sake, but that he will soon be blasting it out.

 

[Mynameisdark]

I really don't think that Ralph has the self-control to not blast this all over Twitter if he knew. His hot hillbilly blood couldn't resist using that ace up his sleeve the second things turned bad.

He hid the fact the lead developer for Odyssey was a genuine occultist who emails a demon called Moloch (who lives on Ohio) about his problems.

 

[Dick Pooman]

He hid the fact the lead developer for Odyssey was a genuine occultist who emails a demon called Moloch (who lives on Ohio) about his problems.

And the very minute things went bad he sure did let everybody else know.

 

[MeltyTW]

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Is his wet-brain capable of this level of kayfabe?

Lol like they're going to give a single fuck. Also even if it's true which I'm not doubting per season they can just deny it and it's a Pig's word vs hers in a metoo climate and with Ethan being a known misogynist, if pig got his wish she could probably become a millionaire suing the ever living fuck out of them or riling up a real public pressure campaigns and journalist hit pieces