Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Nick doesn't nuke content yet.

He did nuke the Faran stream to prevent this little ditty from affecting her career

 

[WorldEater]

Has Sargon responded to any of this? Its been a while since they've done a 40k painting stream, but can't imagine this would fly under his radar at this point.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Has Sargon responded to any of this? Its been a while since they've done a 40k painting stream, but can't imagine this would fly under his radar at this point.

Why would he say anything? Maybe you've only followed him while he's doing the tradcon larp but he was openly flirting with trannies on stream while his wife was elsewhere. He's literally raising another man's kid. He's so out of his element when it comes to this.

 

[jspit2.0]

He's not a confirmed cuckold or adulterer. At least not the sexual definition of cuckold.

You could include things like "gets dragged to gay bars by his wife," or "goes to nude swinger resorts," or "promotes sex toys," and that would be honest. All that has been researched and confirmed.

Really though, I think the whole OP is gonna have to be rewritten at some point, but I'm not holding my breath because Masterson's OP is still the same old shit it was when that thread was in Multimedia too.

Given how a good number of people don't hate Rackets, that's not an enviable tasks.

I've said this before, but Nick going full lolcow, and Ralph having a reunion with Godwinson to brutally dab on Rekieta were two things that were definitely NOT on my 2022 bingo card.

What a wild end to this year.

It's the year of the Chud.

Nick Fuentes had dinner with the president of the United States. PPP is literally transforming into Ralph before our eyes. Then Elon Musk buys Twitter and starts kicking liberal journos off.

Amazing stuff. Can't wait to see next season.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

He did nuke the Faran stream to prevent this little ditty from affecting her career

That stream was really tough to watch his mask slipped big time. I don’t understand why faran keeps simping for him after that. Any actual decent person would have seen how drunk she was and found a way to get her offline and ended the stream. Just makes me believe that rackets enjoys taking advantage of drunk women. I sound like a white knight so go ahead with the autism stickers

 

[The Wokest]

Everything else is still there, though.

well I don't think everything is there and I checked the links
notable streams that are missing are the one I mentioned previously and some others:

• Stream in which Rekieta has some speedrunned guest that's being sued by Billy Mitchell to talk about said lawsuit (and I don't think this one was Karl Jobst)
• Another one shortly after Drex had a fewd with his other nigger friend Q (the one with the giga lips) and Rekieta decides to invite Drex to his channel and Drex says "This guy Q Nick, you know the things he has said to me about YOUR wife!?" (Q was curiously never invited again to a Nick stream correct me if I'm wrong)

There could be more, but I'm positive Rekieta has delisted/set to private previous streams and they have remained in oblivion since then.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

This bizarre turn of events probably could have been avoided if the Johnnie and Michael Miller dumpster murder trial hadn't been delayed again. At this point I'm not sure who's going to give it worthwhile commentary between Nick's admissions that he's less interested in talking law stuff, Andrew Branca's "if you all don't hit the like button we'll just turn off the YouTube stream" thottery, and the smattering of unsufferable guests he has like that fat guy with no neck (Sean?), that gay Australian lawyer that cries about being e-bullied and has to be consoled live on stream, the other fat guy from Texas with the nasaly voice. I just want to laugh about rednecks getting in trouble for shooting eachother and hear actual legal analysis while I'm at work.

Sean is fine. He's fat, he knows he's fat, he makes fun of his fatness. He's also hilarious and more based than Rekieta ever pretended to be.

He's also a KFer.

I have a vague idea who he might be, there's an account on here that has the same avatar as his discord account.

 

[Captain Manning]

You're going to have to find the mod in charge of Internet Famous to do it due to @Kamov Ka-52's departure.
Or it'll be a "TUG thread" situation.

Somebody would also have to step up to the plate to rewrite it. Like I said, I'm not holding my breath given that it hasn't been done for Dick's thread.

I single out Dick as an example, because I'm pretty sure very few around here really like him anymore. I just think nobody wants to do it, for whatever reason.

Has Sargon responded to any of this? Its been a while since they've done a 40k painting stream, but can't imagine this would fly under his radar at this point.

Better question:

Does anybody here give a single solitary fuck what Sargon thinks about anything these days?

I watched Godwinson talk about Rekieta because he's fun. I watched Jim talk about Rekieta because he's fun. I watched Null talk about Rekieta because he's an evil dictator and forced me to at gunpoint he's fun.

Maybe it's just me, but I think Sargon stopped being fun to watch a long time ago.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

That stream was really tough to watch his mask slipped big time. I don’t understand why faran keeps simping for him after that. Any actual decent person would have seen how drunk she was and found a way to get her offline and ended the stream.

I legit went to sleep thinking that the stream was going to end soon given how drunk she was and an expectation that he'd call it. They went on for like another 2 hours afterwards with her still being fucked up. It was weird as shit that he didn't call it after the first 2 hours of her drunken ramblings about nothing

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Somebody would also have to step up to the plate to rewrite it. Like I said, I'm not holding my breath given that it hasn't been done for Dick's thread.

I single out Dick as an example, because I'm pretty sure very few around here really like him anymore. I just think nobody wants to do it, for whatever reason.


Better question:

Does anybody here give a single solitary fuck what Sargon thinks about anything these days?

I watched Godwinson talk about Rekieta because he's fun. I watched Jim talk about Rekieta because he's fun. I watched Null talk about Rekieta because he's an evil dictator and forced me to at gunpoint he's fun.

Maybe it's just me, but I think Sargon stopped being fun to watch a long time ago.

Hell, I actively *avoid* streams that have Sargon on. He's so insufferably boring and *british* that I can't stand to watch him. FNT, the painting streams, doesn't matter.

 

[kidatari]

He did nuke the Faran stream to prevent this little ditty from affecting her career
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[Scary Bread]

It's the year of the Chud.

Nick Fuentes had dinner with the president of the United States. PPP is literally transforming into Ralph before our eyes. Then Elon Musk buys Twitter and starts kicking liberal journos off.

Amazing stuff. Can't wait to see next season.

I've read the script.

It starts off on a real downer as Jim is finally overcome by his canceraids.

Things get a bit more lighthearted as Nick flies down to Alabama to totally own Drex, only to get the shit beaten out of him by a couple of good ol' boys who make off with his balldo.

 

[Trianon]

That tells me that there's been infidelity issues in the relationship before, or she's batshit crazy.

It sounds like the Billy Graham rule to me, which suggests it was something they agreed to with a pastor or some Christian marriage book they read. It's where you don't let yourself be alone with a woman just to avoid anyone thinking the wrong thing (see Mike Pence). Or maybe they read "You should tell each other absolutely everything in order to keep each other accountable," which is fine. Christianity doesn't necessarily operate on "you should always trust each other" as a rule, it's more like "everyone deals with temptation of various kinds, and talking about it helps you avoid sliding into something that will end up hurting you down the road." A little extreme, but it doesn't necessarily mean she made him check in because she was jealous. It could have been they were trying to AVOID misunderstandings and be open with each other so there's never a question, and then Nick started to chafe against it and wanted some things to himself. And gradually that included tits in chat.

You can argue whether the extreme check-ins CAUSED that or if they were the only thing holding it back. It's easy to rationalize the healthy desire to have alone time with your own interests into "I want to lead a double life that allows me to get around my public morals."

 

[mindlessobserver]

Somebody would also have to step up to the plate to rewrite it. Like I said, I'm not holding my breath given that it hasn't been done for Dick's thread.

I could probably do it. Been watching Rackets since the Alex Mauer drama. But I feel doing it would be like taking old yeller out to be shot. It would not be fun.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Rekieta's urge to boast/confess comes out (pun intended) when he starts doing sexual hypotheticals, or hypothoticals if you will. There's too many of them especially lately and gone are the times when he would end by disparaging thottery, perversion, degeneracy and general cuckoldry. Now anyone disagreeing is a PRUDE, BIGOT and maybe HE isn't the one who has the problem! etc.
His spoiled rich kid arrogance has blindsided him to the downfall that is surely on the way.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Thinking about it, I offer myself as tribute to write an OP. I figure someone who doesn't actively dislike Rackets can do a better job. It's not a comedy. It's a tragedy. It may have to wait a few days since it was my turn to host the family for Christmas. God help me.

 

[AnOminous]

If it wasn't for the clips channels, I'd know nothing of all about Rekeita. Who has three or four hours to sit watching some sub-competent lawyer getting drunk and preening in front of an audience of morons who think he's the greatest thing since Johnny Cockroach?

Johnny Cochran won cases. He may have been one of the best trial lawyers of the 20th Century.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Curious about the portrayal of Drexel around here as of late. Conversations went from Drexel plowing Nick's wife to Drexel possibly attempting to pull Nick back from the brink. Not a complaint since I'm not expecting lockstep consistency within the this community. Both could have an element of truth, but I do find the idea funny/unlikely that the guy believably rumored to be plowing Nick's wife could also be the one who has Nick's best interests at heart.

Nick and Drexel's relationship now just seems to just be two grifters not-so-subtly calling each other out on each other's hypocrisy (according to the current evidence):

Is Nick pissed at Drex for some reason?

First Nick is triggered by Drex and others disagreeing with his relationship advice:

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Nick discusses some guy who criticized marriage but then got engaged. He goes on an extended rant about about hypocrites who do one thing publicly and another thing privately and ropes in Drex in his criticisms in the last minute of this video, suggesting that Drex being in a year-long relationship is why he ended his podcast.

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In all honesty, Drexel always needed Nick much more than Nick ever needed Drexel (professionally speaking). Even so, Nick should be very careful who he burns bridges with at this point.

 

[Captain Manning]

I support @mindlessobserver's bid to rewrite the OP. He's a proven good writer, and he's been on the Farms longer than Nick has been doing his thing. His OP will likely be well-researched, and thorough. It'll neither alog Nick, or suck his dick.

Plus, he did the really outstanding Jack Murphy OP, and... well... kinda similar subject matter going on here. LOL

 

[Some Badger]

I'm honestly so happy the way this thread has turned over. You couldn't talk shit about this fag without threat of a threadban because he's some jannys e-father. I do find it interesting that Rackets has declared Kiwifarms gay and irrelevant once his thread stopped being a sycophantic suck off.

The thread probably would have stayed that way if Nick actually stuck to his guns and at least maintained a semblance of being a Christian family man with a day job. The worst that could have been said about him up to very recently was that he looks unprofessional whenever he tries to stir shit online.