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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 37 43.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 40 46.5%
  • Total voters
    86
Mr E. Grifter said:
All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.
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Do you have any idea who you're fuckin' with?! I'm the best in the Goddamn sektur! That's right, you're fuckin' with the Ralphamale baby! And I'mma handle this like any other Internet tough guy would! I'm reporting you to the cyber po-leese and the state po-leese, you no good lyin' faggot! And if you think you're goona shit-tawlk me again after that, lemme tell you somethin'...

Consequences ain't never gonna be the same, not after I'm done with you.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
it’s like when he said Laura Loomer had more to “unfurl” about something on his online diary.

IIRC Kelly once referred to what turned out to be Marci in cosplay in the MWC episode where they went to the movies as a “slattern”. Maybe The Gunt pcked it up there up my money is on a word of the day calendar or thesaurus.
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Bepis said:
Has Ralph ever used "slatternly" before today? Beginning to think somebody got this guy a Word of the Day calendar or something with the way he's throwing it around here.
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Ralph is using it because Godwinson has been using the term in his more recent videos. You'll recall that Ralph was in one (We Three Kings). It's a term that comes from CRP.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He's alienating A Man, Duh from her family right before marriage and she's not connecting the dots.

She might find some sympathy for Faith in that shriveled walnut she calls a heart once she gets a heaping tablespoon of her own medicine.

Meigh is old enough to know better though, which makes this extremely funny.
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Maybe She’s old enough, but she was with Digi for a very long time and didn’t get a chance to play the field before getting Gunted by Ralph. So her idea of healthy relationships is;

  • Be with a man child who cries about paying taxes, watches to much anime and turns into a woman.
  • Be with a man child who cries about paying taxes, drinks to much and wants to beat woman.
Geee May… how does a girl get so lucky….

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
I wish I could be there when she works out he only raw dogged her and gave her an engagement ring to keep her under his spell and punish her family. This kind of resentment doesn't just pop up overnight.
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He did that to one-up gosh darn Josh Moon !
 
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One got really lucky, the other has a sixhead that can be rented out as a fucking runway

You genuinely couldn't tell they are sisters, unless.. wait one moment here

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Even doubling her sisters forehead pantsu still wins on the amount of real estate available.

Ralph really is threatened by women who are more attractive than what he can obtain so he needs to attack them out of self preservation.


Also where the fuck is Kino Casino? Not that I would watch even of it were on but they would probably get a good boost to their viewers if they weren't lazy, or retarded, or feuding or lazy retards who are feuding like faggots, cause this is an easy few hours of content for them.

10 minutes for most, but those two can stretch this out no problem.
 
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Farglemark said:
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One got really lucky, the other has a sixhead that can be rented out as a fucking runway

You genuinely couldn't tell they are sisters, unless.. wait one moment here

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Even doubling her sisters forehead pantsu still wins on the amount of real estate available.

Ralph really is threatened by women who are more attractive than what he can obtain so he needs to attack them out of self preservation.


Also where the fuck is Kino Casino? Not that I would watch even of it were on but they would probably get a good boost to their viewers if they weren't lazy, or retarded, or feuding or lazy retards who are feuding like faggots, cause this is an easy few hours of content for them.

10 minutes for most, but those two can stretch this out no problem.
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Honestly Meigh's sister is not the most attractive lady but she's more human looking than Meigh. Both need to learn that bangs help a lot with foreheads
 
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Judging by the pictures on her instagram, May was pretty friendly with her sister as recently as 2018 or so. Her father’s actually being really calm about the abuse Ralph is throwing at him and Alanna, and May just coldly tells her father she can’t do anything to stop him. What a bitch.

Folks in the Pantsu thread love to wager when she’ll finally pack up Rozy and leave Ralph, but this just shows how powerless she is and how little leverage she has in their relationship. Ralph doesn’t give a single shit about May or Rozy. Clock’s ticking til Ralph turns on her, too.
 
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Deezy said:
Folks in the Pantsu thread love to wager when she’ll finally pack up Rozy and leave Ralph, but this just shows how powerless she is and how little leverage she has in their relationship. Ralph doesn’t give a single shit about May or Rozy. Clock’s ticking til Ralph turns on her, too.
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Oh I gave up on that idea long ago. I thought there’d be a honeymoon phase that’d fade away but now she’s fully trapped in an abuse cycle of a fat 5’1 midget. No wait, I’m not even sure if it’s abusive when she schemed to have Faith Vickers pushed into a threesome and helped with the whole Alice thing. It’s all just a train wreck you can’t help but stop and stare at.
 
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I've been wondering a bit about the accusation of a family member molesting her when she was younger, is it possible it was her father when he decided he had been terribly unfair to his least favorite abomination of a daughter and gave her a hug for the first time in a decade and she freaked out from physical affection?
Deezy said:
Judging by the pictures

on her instagram, May was pretty friendly with her sister as recently as 2018 or so. Her father’s actually being really calm about the abuse Ralph is throwing at him and Alanna, and May just coldly tells her father she can’t do anything to stop him. What a bitch.
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I mean according to Ralph the guy destroyed probably 2000-4000$ of Ralph's stuff. Or do you mean his online reaction? From the little I scrolled through his twitter, he may just be a normal father who doesn't want his personal family drama spread across the internet.

He may not be a Vickers who wants minor internet fame in exchange for ruining his family. Now I could be wrong and missed some of his stuff.

GayestFurryTrash said:
Honestly Meigh's sister is not the most attractive lady but she's more human looking than Meigh. Both need to learn that bangs help a lot with foreheads
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Eh I disagree most guys would be happy with her sister. Which is why Ralph hates her so much, he can handle an ugly chick taking swings at him, but when it's an above average woman who goes at him? All those insecurities that he knows are true start boiling and bubbling.

Now I don't know her personality but she has the common sense to see Ralph for who he is, or cared enough to give him a looksie online and cares enough about her family enough to try and pump the brakes on Pantsus worst decision of her life. Yes even worse than trannybro, atleaat that didn't get her pregnant. Also all signs point to her not being into loli, so at the end of it, a normal person, the type Ralph hates the most.

I think she just didn't realize the extent that Pantsu has hitched her ride to Ralph. She may have even thought that maybe pantsu didn't know about Ralph's past. That must have come as a shock when so realized the truth.
 
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Thisismyusername said:
Ralphamale can take joke! Ralphamale beat Jim!! Ralphamale big in sector!!!


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lol bragging about eating shit. why brag about the most pathetic part of the gunt tape? before then no one thought any female even a she hag would let you fuck her, brag about that. YEAH I MAY BE A PATHETIC MANLET BUT AH ATE SHIT, CHECKMATE AYLAWGS. you stupid fucker,
A Rastafarian Skeleton said:
I hope Ralph beats her
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i hope he makes her take pictures from one side profile so he can bloody the other half up everytime he fucks up online
 
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