Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

No, you will not get any "multiple day long FILES" releases about these probably made up things no journalist will have access to documents about.

Of course of the two people here, Bob is clearly far more neo-Randian than Glenn probably ever could be. :story:

Bobby is profoundly serious, and can read the mind of Xi Jin-Ping just surely as the mind of Lindsay Ellis.
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Hey, if we can't trust major Communist Parties to be good stewards of the environment then who can we trust? It's not like the Soviet Union and People's Republic of China have decades worth of history of destroying entire ecosystems to fuel their stupid Five Year Plans or anything. It's not like the CCP once had people demolish arable land to build steppes to try and grow grains or whatever on because they had some Thinker theory that this was going to work because it worked in completely different environments. That's as crazy as believing that the Thinkers in Beijing would order entire provinces to be deforested to meet fanciful quotas so people wouldn't even have heating wood. Only a stupid Believer would think China might engage in massive malinvestments with extensive state support without any concern for anything beyond "number go up" in the immediate term.

The judge did not rule this, he simply ruled that he wasn't going to throw the lawsuit out as Universal wanted. As is typical, the judge's view of what should count as commercial speech is closer to what Bob actually believes and has said multiple times, the judge dismissed any First Amendment concerns as Bob typically does:
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The funny thing is it's technically not even a Marvel character. Sun Spider's a fan character that got acknowledged because after Into the Spider-Verse came out, Marvel started encouraging fans to make their own "Spider-sonas" inspired by Miles Morales in that movie and she happened to be one of them they picked to get a short story. Why? I have no clue, it's really silly.
To fill a quota and show just how amazingly woke they are.

The judge did not rule this, he simply ruled that he wasn't going to throw the lawsuit out as Universal wanted. As is typical, the judge's view of what should count as commercial speech is closer to what Bob actually believes and has said multiple times, the judge dismissed any First Amendment concerns as Bob typically does:
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You really expect Bob to actually read the articles he links?
 
If Russia's the one losing the war, why is Zelensky constantly begging for more money, guns, rockets and etc, while his country was and still is considered the poorest country in Europe? Or the fact they're using AA's from the old Soviet Era while the drones sent by the US are being sold off to Iran? Also, lol "Well Poland and Estonia might happen next!" because Russia really gives a shit for those.

Stopping WW3 huh? Ya sure it's not that they're making shit worse with that cokehead Zelenski saying retarded shit? Oh! Oh! How about when that fucker asked for Nukes?
Zelensky's not asking for a handout because he's losing. He's asking for a handout because Russia is on its knees and he wants to see them fall. It'd be terribly embarrassing if he has a chance to knock them on their ass for good, but can't, because he suddenly ran low on ammo and they get a chance to recover.

It's the equivalent of refueling a race car who's several laps ahead of the other racers, and who wants more fuel to finish the race.

As for WW3, it's already started, Ukraine is just the first front. Can't wait until China, Europe, Latin America, and Africa explode into full-scale total war.

“This time, handle Nazis the way we used to.”

So we are going to recruit Trump’s scientists and cover up any crimes they committed? We are also going to let the bureaucrats, politicians, and military leaders that didn’t kill themselves either get executed or imprisoned through a war crimes tribunal, or wait 10-20 years and let Israelis put them on trial?

Oh wait, you mean kill them, right? Well why don’t you just come out and say it?
Because that would mean Bob himself would get put down like a crazed animal.

the whole wheelchair spider person thing makes no sense whatsoever. It's not just her legs, it's EVERYTHING, including HER ARMS. Sun Spider's web shooters coming out of a crutch stick looks like a mechanical thing like Peter Parker's web shooters, but HOW is she holding on to them, let alone supporting her weight, while UP IN THE AIR SWINGING FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING? Spider strength or no, if a joint FAILS, no amount of strength in the world will overcome that, OR the MASSIVE amount of pain that doing what a spiderman does would cause. Joints can pop out and be dislocated, and of all the disability-causing syndromes, Ehlers-Danlos is probably one of the worst ones to utilize for a character that does the things a spiderman does.
At this point, comics are just a dumping ground for ideas too stupid to be in fanfiction.
 
Josh Hawley says that liberal culture suppresses young people's potentials, turning them into consoomers who sit in cubicles in front of a computer all day, failing to ask questions or do anything meaningful with their lives. He urges young men to stop being consoomers of pornography and start being creators -- creators of families.
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Insulting the Holy Communion of St. Floyd makes you a "chud on Tiktok".
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And he is wrong because? BTW perfectly on brand for Bobby to follow something called "The Intellectualist".

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This is very sad, but the blame falls squarely on Zelensky, not on Tucker Carlson or any American.

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We should be relieved that at least Zelensky didn't waltz in the White House in drag.

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"LaRouche cult"
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The GOP suicided another woman:
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Rowling.
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It's a merkin; still not a pretty sight so I censor it.

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"Stolen artwork". This Crabapple writes for the NYT and The New Yorker.
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I still have no idea why can't artists beat the system by learning to code AI art themselves.


Peter Coffin continue to encroach on Bobby's turf.
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Coffin's ex is way above your league Bobby. That cheap whore Lindsay Ellis cannot compare.

Justice League is done for.
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Shut up and fap, you antisemite!

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Something called Night Court.
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I agree that "surprise transwoman" should be a dead trope; trannies are so garishly trans that even a slime mold can sense and avoid them. And nice to see a staunch ally like Bobby spells "transwoman" as one word.
Behold my reheated works ye mighty and despair!
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Night Court was an 80's sitcom about a courthouse in New York City that operates at night. It's not a clever name.
Readers of this and the old thread might be familiar with a youtube channel called Red Letter Media. One of the running gags in their Half In the Bag series is that Mr. Plinket wants Jay and Mike to fix his damn VCR so he can watch his old video cassettes of Night Court. This is the only time I've ever heard of anyone remembering Night Court fondly and when I mean fondly I mean as an open joke.
You know what we get when people give a shit? When a show isn't helmed by a white woman drunk on 'member berry wine? When a show isn't propped up by nostalgic millennials desperate to return to a world where they were promised rocket ships they earned?

You get things like Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Batman the Animated Series, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Office, and insert whatever your non regurgitated show is here assuming you have one.

These people will consoom product and then unhinge their jaw to gobble the next one down. I would give Bob some credit for being cautious about it if he didn't immediately follow it up by saying that he's a fan of the original. I don't believe that. The show ran from 1984-1992. I firmly believe that he's only a fan insofar as it represents his time as a child. I could be wrong tho. I can see an mentally challenged child like Bob getting a kick out something like this.
or this
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It all feels like a kinda better written Big Bang Theory and if you removed the laugh track I'm sure it would be just as unbearable.

When I don't think the depths of nostalgia can't go any deeper they up and do something like this and the seals arf and clap their fins. I kinda feel for these idiots tho. I was lied to like them as well. The world I was told and promised disappeared at the turn of the millennium, if it ever existed in the first place. A college degree means nothing but debt you'll never get out of despite being told for 8 years of mandated schooling that you MUST go to college to make anything out of yourself. Slap your resume down on someone's desk to get a job that you'll be at the rest of your life and will have the chance to move up. Put into the system and it will put back into you.

We were all betrayed by this horrible machine. I just didn't revert to being a child because of it.
 
Behold my reheated works ye mighty and despair!
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Night Court was an 80's sitcom about a courthouse in New York City that operates at night. It's not a clever name.
Readers of this and the old thread might be familiar with a youtube channel called Red Letter Media. One of the running gags in their Half In the Bag series is that Mr. Plinket wants Jay and Mike to fix his damn VCR so he can watch his old video cassettes of Night Court. This is the only time I've ever heard of anyone remembering Night Court fondly and when I mean fondly I mean as an open joke.
You know what we get when people give a shit? When a show isn't helmed by a white woman drunk on 'member berry wine? When a show isn't propped up by nostalgic millennials desperate to return to a world where they were promised rocket ships they earned?

You get things like Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Batman the Animated Series, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Office, and insert whatever your non regurgitated show is here assuming you have one.

These people will consoom product and then unhinge their jaw to gobble the next one down. I would give Bob some credit for being cautious about it if he didn't immediately follow it up by saying that he's a fan of the original. I don't believe that. The show ran from 1984-1992. I firmly believe that he's only a fan insofar as it represents his time as a child. I could be wrong tho. I can see an mentally challenged child like Bob getting a kick out something like this.
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It all feels like a kinda better written Big Bang Theory and if you removed the laugh track I'm sure it would be just as unbearable.

When I don't think the depths of nostalgia can't go any deeper they up and do something like this and the seals arf and clap their fins. I kinda feel for these idiots tho. I was lied to like them as well. The world I was told and promised disappeared at the turn of the millennium, if it ever existed in the first place. A college degree means nothing but debt you'll never get out of despite being told for 8 years of mandated schooling that you MUST go to college to make anything out of yourself. Slap your resume down on someone's desk to get a job that you'll be at the rest of your life and will have the chance to move up. Put into the system and it will put back into you.

We were all betrayed by this horrible machine. I just didn't revert to being a child because of it.

Fuck you, Night Court was great!

With some caveats:

- A lot of it has aged poorly.
- The first season (which hadn't yet found its niche in surrealism and was instead a much more standard sitcom) and the last couple of seasons (when they were past the point of exhaustion and written after a reprieve from cancellation) were never that good.
- This reboot is an awful idea and will likely not capture the original's feel at all since the guy behind it, Reinhold Weege, is uninvolved on account of having died in 2012.
- You are 100% right that Bob is lying about having been a fan of the original. It went off the air when Bob was eleven; it debuted when he was two.
 
We should be relieved that at least Zelensky didn't waltz in the White House in drag.

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Documented and proven by who? The UN? Ukraine? Okay, so we got someone who's worthless and America's dickpuppet that loves making up fanfiction. Hey, how about Russia asking for the UN to look into to all those bombings of Donetsk and Lugansk? Oh right, the holy UN ignored that shit. Oh! How about that reporter chick from France who did her own reporting on the bombings, but now the Ukraine government demands she be arrested and put on trial?

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This is very sad, but the blame falls squarely on Zelensky, not on Tucker Carlson or any American.
Well, can we also bring up how those bombings, tortures, rapes, and slaughters were done by the Ukraine military? No? We gonna clamp our ears? Okay, please continue.
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We should be relieved that at least Zelensky didn't waltz in the White House in drag.
So, how is he wrong? All that coked up clown does is demand more money, while essentially ruining the economy for other countries.
 
Fuck you, Night Court was great!
Well I stand corrected. I will admit that comparing it to Big Bang Theory was a low blow as that show is pure garbage. Also a number of my problems with the show come from me never actually seeing the show, only the clips and all of them just make me feel dead inside from the nonsensical absurdism. That might just be a byproduct of me being a cynical asshole or me seeing them out of context which would be my own fault. It's just nothing about anything that I've seen has ever made me go "I'm kinda interested in the story arc of this show".
- You are 100% right that Bob is lying about having been a fan of the original. It went off the air when Bob was eleven; it debuted when he was two.
Speaking of fake fans! The lead lady, Melissa Rauch. states in the promo vid she too claims to be a big fan of the show but I'm pressing X to doubt. She was born in 1980 making her just one year older than Bob.
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For added fun, check out the Early Life section! It may just surprise you!
- This reboot is an awful idea and will likely not capture the original's feel at all since the guy behind it, Reinhold Weege, is uninvolved on account of having died in 2012.
To put more nails in this coffin, Melissa is playing Abby Stone. She is the daughter of Harry Stone and taking up his job as the judge of THE Night Court. I'm sorry but I've seen to much throw away media, IP desecration, and am far to cynical to see this as anything other than some writer's fan fic, possibly even a self insert. To top it off, based on the production photos and videos I've seen it looks like they're not even trying anything new or even dipping into surrealism. It looks like they're just doing a shot for shot remake of the show with a chick in the lead role. What is old is now new again.
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The sole writer on this, Dan Rubin, lists him as the writer of these shows on IMDB
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Not exactly a stunning pedigree.

As a fellow fan of things that have been dug up from the grave and forced to dance by being jolted by electricity to have pennies thrown at it, let me say that I'm sorry that the thing you enjoyed is now suffering a second death for the sake of profit.
 
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Oh, those are crutches! I'm a moron! With the perspective on that web-swing shot being so odd I thought they were modified cop batons. But now I realize those black lines on the arms are straps, and not a thin black line visual motif to blend with the spider legs on the chest.

It's a merkin; still not a pretty sight so I censor it.
You've been taking some hits lately for us, thank you.


- You are 100% right that Bob is lying about having been a fan of the original. It went off the air when Bob was eleven; it debuted when he was two.
Yeah, he didn't watch the original, or if he did it was on in the background and he can't recall more than the theme. I'm slightly older than Bob and I did watch some of it (I forget why, but I only had two channels and I think CTV ran earlier season reruns in the afternoon after reruns of Welcome Back Kotter). Here is my entire memory of the show, and I've been told I have a freakishly clear memory of my youth compared to most:

1) In one episode they held a séance. A defendant from long ago was looking for a retrial. I remember the joke of the medium writing the ghost's desire ("justice") as

JUST
ICE

and everyone misreading it. Also remember the court becoming violently stormy as the prosecution started winning. When the incorporeal defendant was judged against, the fine money fell from the sky.

2) Mel Tormé. Recurring nod to the judge being a fan. I think he was in an episode?

3) A joke involving mistaking a maggot for a grain of rice and whacking it with the gavel when it was correctly identified.

4) An episode whose plot involved revirginization. It apparently turned you into a kid whose lines were overdubbed by the adult actor. I didn't understand the joke beyond that at the time. I remember nothing else about the episode except it ended with the prosecutor (John Laroquette's character) making a "play with my Lincoln Log" joke. Which I also didn't understand.

5) Two women (one was the female bailiff from later seasons, the black one, not the shorter one who smoked - was there also an even shorter one?) standing outside the bathrooms and betting on which one approaching androgynous punks would enter. They call no bet when an old washerwoman type comes by but it's the judge in camouflage drag so he uses the men's room, confusing the hell out of them.

6) I thought Bull was funny. Which makes watching Richard Moll play the villain in other stuff (like Ragewar/The Dungeonmaster/Challenge of Excalibrate or whatever) amusing.

If I can pull only that with my spergerpowers I know for a fact he has no recollection, nor does anyone of a similar age unless they can specifically demonstrate how they picked it up in later years. Speaking of....

The lead lady, Melissa Rauch. states in the promo vid she too claims to be a big fan of the show but I'm pressing X to doubt.
Why am I getting the same feeling I got when the social media manager for Mighty No. 9 told everyone she was a big Mega Man fan?
 
Well I stand corrected. I will admit that comparing it to Big Bang Theory was a low blow as that show is pure garbage. Also a number of my problems with the show come from me never actually seeing the show, only the clips and all of them just make me feel dead inside from the nonsensical absurdism. That might just be a byproduct of me being a cynical asshole or me seeing them out of context which would be my own fault. It's just nothing about anything that I've seen has ever made me go "I'm kinda interested in the story arc of this show".

In your defense, it was definitely more about absurdity than any kind of "story arc," though there were a few long running plotlines -- one of the more memorable ones was Harry being fired from the bench and going sort of crazy, with the punchline being that he had been planning to skydive onto the Statue of Liberty to put a comedy nose with glasses and mustache on it.

Your mileage for how funny this sort of thing is will, of course, vary. But say what you will about it, there was definitely more thought put into it than the consoomer nostalgia of Big Bang Theory (spit). In all fairness, it's been years since I revisited the show, and the few clips I've seen since then haven't held up all that well (though the Brent Spiner one you posted does still make me laugh, as does the later revelation that the Wheelers aren't from the South at all, but from Yugoslavia).

But it was hilarious when I was between the ages of 8 and 14.
To put more nails in this coffin, Melissa is playing Abby Stone. She is the daughter of Harry Stone and taking up his job as the judge of THE Night Court. I'm sorry but I've seen to much throw away media, IP desecration, and am far to cynical to see this as anything other than some writer's fan fic, possibly even a self insert. To top it off, based on the production photos and videos I've seen it looks like they're not even trying anything new or even dipping into surrealism. It looks like they're just doing a shot for shot remake of the show with a chick in the lead role. What is old is now new again.

Yeah, this is going to be trash. Ah well. I had no hope for it to begin with, so I can hardly consider myself disappointed. It's a shame, because Larroquette is always worth watching. Fun trivia -- he won Best Supporting Comedy Actor Emmys four years in a row for Night Court, and only stopped winning because he withdrew himself from consideration after the fourth one. It's probably him, Richard Moll, and the first two bailiff ladies who have held up the best.

1) In one episode they held a séance. A defendant from long ago was looking for a retrial. I remember the joke of the medium writing the ghost's desire ("justice") as

JUST
ICE

and everyone misreading it. Also remember the court becoming violently stormy as the prosecution started winning. When the incorporeal defendant was judged against, the fine money fell from the sky.

I remember this too! Although the show ran on absurdity, this sort of thing usually only popped up a few times a season. If I remember, this was a Halloween episode.

2) Mel Tormé. Recurring nod to the judge being a fan. I think he was in an episode?

Mel Torme was in at least one episode a season, the gag being that Harry was a gigantic fan, but every time they ran into each other something horrible would happen that made Mel hate him more and more. One of the funnier running jokes that I remember.

5) Two women (one was the female bailiff from later seasons, the black one, not the shorter one who smoked - was there also an even shorter one?) standing outside the bathrooms and betting on which one approaching androgynous punks would enter. They call no bet when an old washerwoman type comes by but it's the judge in camouflage drag so he uses the men's room, confusing the hell out of them.

There were two elderly bailiffs in the first two or three seasons: Selma Diamond and Florence Halop. Diamond died, so they recast her with a similar grumpy old lady, who also died, after which they cast Marsha Warfield, who was at least 30 years younger than either of them. I think Selma lasted two seasons, but I honestly don't remember.

6) I thought Bull was funny. Which makes watching Richard Moll play the villain in other stuff (like Ragewar/The Dungeonmaster/Challenge of Excalibrate or whatever) amusing.

Night Court was my first encounter with Richard Moll, and I have been unable ever to take him seriously as a villain because of it.

If I can pull only that with my spergerpowers I know for a fact he has no recollection, nor does anyone of a similar age unless they can specifically demonstrate how they picked it up in later years.

Bob may actually have watched the show in reruns. His tweets about it are somewhat accurate, though as always giving it more weight and credibility than it really deserves ... but his description of it as a "gritty setting" is ridiculous. It was a dirty, rundown courthouse in 1980s New York and a lot of the humor was fairly dark because of the state of the city at the time, but calling it "gritty" is really a stretch.
 
Josh Hawley says that liberal culture suppresses young people's potentials, turning them into consoomers who sit in cubicles in front of a computer all day, failing to ask questions or do anything meaningful with their lives. He urges young men to stop being consoomers of pornography and start being creators -- creators of families.
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I have a lot to say about dating and marriage for young men, almost none of it good, but I can say one thing with total confidence and a smile on my face:

Robert Chipman is a genetic dead end. He will never have sex, he will never have kids, and he will die alone and on Twitter. Die mad, you gunted retard.

As of this post, Tesla's share price is hovering in the $122-$124 range.

First, Tesla's intrinsic value (according to The Intelligent Investor, a book too complicated for Bob) is $38.12 per share. So Tesla is significantly overvalued to begin with. Its price drop is not only expected, but inevitable (the same goes for most tech-heavy companies. Microsoft is trading around $240 per share as of this post. It should be trading around $88.)

Second, yes, the price is down, and the decline can be traced directly to Elon's shenanigans ( as an aside, I notice Robert is paying for his blue check. Way to bite the hand that feeds.) However, only a fool would think this is the end of Tesla, or Elon (so, someone like Robert).

To quote Ben Graham (the guy who wrote The Intelligent Investor), the stock market is a voting machine in the short run, but a weighing machine in the long run. The stock is not only going to fall, but it is expected to fall, and it will fall much further than this. But sure, keep ripping on Elon, you fat sack of shit.

"Stolen artwork". This Crabapple writes for the NYT and The New Yorker.
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I still have no idea why can't artists beat the system by learning to code AI art themselves.
I guess traditional artists are- oh, what's that word you always used to use? Ah, yes-

OBSOLETE.
 
Josh Hawley says that liberal culture suppresses young people's potentials, turning them into consoomers who sit in cubicles in front of a computer all day, failing to ask questions or do anything meaningful with their lives. He urges young men to stop being consoomers of pornography and start being creators -- creators of families.
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Blobbo is a little pissy over this one. I can see why, Hawley just engaged in a personal attack on Blobby, his lifestyle, the lifestyle of his fans, and the lifestyle those that agree with him. He's right Blobbo, get out of the basement, stop jacking off and get a real job. Twitter doesn't count.
 
- You are 100% right that Bob is lying about having been a fan of the original. It went off the air when Bob was eleven; it debuted when he was two.
Night Court was never even syndicated, was it? I can't recall seeing it anywhere.

If Bob weren't so young at the time, he could make a claim that there were so few alternatives compared with today's deluge of shit. But he was, and as always, he's the world's worst bullshitter.
 
Night Court was never even syndicated, was it? I can't recall seeing it anywhere.

If Bob weren't so young at the time, he could make a claim that there were so few alternatives compared with today's deluge of shit. But he was, and as always, he's the world's worst bullshitter.

The threshold for syndication was usually 100 episodes, which Night Court certainly passed, so it may have been picked up in a few markets. I wouldn't be surprised; it actually was a fairly big show for a while -- part of the Thursday night lineup that included Cosby and Cheers. Also, I think it may have wound up on Nick at Nite at some point.
 
The stock is not only going to fall, but it is expected to fall, and it will fall much further than this. But sure, keep ripping on Elon, you fat sack of shit.
Well, I'm sure he has a clear idea of how Tesla's stock is doing by comparing the drop to his own portfoliAHAHHAHA.
 
"Be a thinker, not a believer."

The absolute fucking irony of blobert uttering that. An original thought never passed through that man's dense skull. He just reiterates what other more articulate bread tubers said before.

He has to be self aware. This is all just a really really long con troll.
 
Speaking of obsolete:

lmao I saw that floating around from people spamming the hashtag FightFor15 mocking all those who wanted a $15 minimum wage. This was the outcome that all the meanie conservatives warned them about. What's that thing Bob likes to say when automation threatens to take jobs? Oh yeah.

Tick tock.
 
Night Court was never even syndicated, was it? I can't recall seeing it anywhere.

If Bob weren't so young at the time, he could make a claim that there were so few alternatives compared with today's deluge of shit. But he was, and as always, he's the world's worst bullshitter.
Remember, this is Bob. If it's a thing, then obviously he's so intelligent that he magically knows everything there is to know about the topic, and anything else is bullshit. Because he doesn't understand how smart people actually work so he's just going by cartoons.
 
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