Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got lost inside a storm sewer?

What if Chris met Tom Green?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris became a lifeguard at a public pool?

I picture chris playing with his DS, and when someone calls for help he yells
IM WORKIN ON IT and does nothing
then he shits in the pool
then he tries to forgiveness bless the water out
if the victim is a male, chris just goes "hmm, i didn't all i could."
if the victim was female, chris would try to trib with her, in hopes that his lesbian soul reawakens the drowned woman.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a pianist?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris lived in Salem, Massachusetts during the Witch Trials?

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris was an incubus who went after girls' chinas and "hurt" souls?

What if Chris became a lifeguard at a public pool?

I can see the Baywatch reenactments now...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris walked into a random school and got mistaken as a substitute teacher?

 

[Beauty]

What if Chris walked into a random school and got mistaken as a substitute teacher?

He'd look for the slightest excuse to give detention to any of the girls for an after-class "talk".

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if 2000s Chris went to the future and met current Chris?

A lot of hot sex

 

[Guy Smiley]

What if 2000s Chris went to the future and met current Chris?

2000s Chris would fall in love with 2016 Chris. 2016 Chris would utterly reject him. 2000s Chris would commit suicide, thus causing a temporal paradox.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if CWC kicked sand in Cool Cat's face?

 

[friedshrimp]

What if Chris lived in Salem, Massachusetts during the Witch Trials?

The folks would be convinced he's the demon who's possessed all those poor women and turned them into witches and they only kill him by stoning.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if CWC kicked sand in Cool Cat's face?

Cool Cat would ask why he did that, and Chris would give him a bullshit excuse revolving around his autism. And given how uninformed everyone in that movie is about almost everything, Cool Cat would believe him. And then the rest of the story would become a misrepresented PSA about Autism and why it's okay to not do a damn thing about it.

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if CWC did Dallas?

 

[CWCissey]

What if CWC did Dallas?

Bob would be in the shower.

 

[GV 998]

What if Chris was an incubus who went after girls' chinas and "hurt" souls?

Don't incubi and Succubi feed off sexual energy?

In that case,

He would have died from starvation a long time ago.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

What if there will be economic collapse and Chris won't longer get his monthly tugboat and homeless people take over his home and kick him out?

Are any of them lesbians?

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if Chris walked into a random school and got mistaken as a substitute teacher?

He would try to deliver a dating education class

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was offered an amazing life if he compleated 100 good deeds?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was offered an amazing life if he compleated 100 good deeds?

He'd screw up all of them.

What if Chris went to Zootopia?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went to Zootopia?

He'd try to have sex with one of the females and get arrested for attempted beastality.
What if Barb finally did what she should have done years ago and kicked Chris out of her house?