IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Andy Dick sentenced to 90 days in jail and has to register as a sex offender. This conviction is not in relation to any of his interactions with other people from IP2. Rather a 2018 arrest for groping the crotch of a male Uber driver.
NYPost | archive
1668526461492.png
Blast | archive
He just cannot keep his hands to himself. Almost needs a magic Chinese finger lock that activates anytime he is within arms reach of another person.
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: maguyver16, LurkTrawl, Snack Cracker and 19 others
GaryGray said:
Andy Dick sentenced to 90 days in jail and has to register as a sex offender. This conviction is not in relation to any of his interactions with other people from IP2. Rather a 2018 arrest for groping the crotch of a male Uber driver.
NYPost | archive
View attachment 3869964
Blast | archive
He just cannot keep his hands to himself. Almost needs a magic Chinese finger lock that activates anytime he is within arms reach of another person.
Click to expand...
I hope this doesn't stop the boxing match. It would be a sellout. See a registered sex offender get punched in the face? They could double the ticket price.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Snack Cracker, Lobster Cult High Priest, hourglass figure and 3 others
GaryGray said:
Andy Dick sentenced to 90 days in jail and has to register as a sex offender. This conviction is not in relation to any of his interactions with other people from IP2. Rather a 2018 arrest for groping the crotch of a male Uber driver.
NYPost | archive
View attachment 3869964
Blast | archive
He just cannot keep his hands to himself. Almost needs a magic Chinese finger lock that activates anytime he is within arms reach of another person.
Click to expand...
He should have been on the registery already
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: George Floyd Sneed, Snack Cracker, AnOminous and 10 others
Dandy said:
Andy Dick was released from jail yesterday. He was supposed to be in there for 3 months, but only served a month. He is currently live with his ex fiance, Elisa Jordana.

Edit: Andy also must register as a sex offender. Him and Ralph should really collaborate! So many things in common.

Click to expand...
I legit just made the same post on her thread, forgot this guy had a thread here.
Acronym said:
Elisa's streaming right now and is losing it that Andy Dick might reject her, reminder he's a registered sex offender now...
1671838652417.png

Tearful reunion,
1671838690164.png

probably nothing is going to happen but I'm surprised they're back together now
Click to expand...
I assumed she moved on already , so I was puzzled seeing them together but eh, its easy doing something familiar.
1671838569880.png
 
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Zaryiu2, Fleetwood, munchmeat2015 and 2 others
Andy Dick has been arrested yet again, this time for public intoxication. The police discovered he has failed to register as a sex offender, and he has been booked into a correctional facility (thrown in jail) once again.
1673639516673.png
www.tmz.com

Andy Dick Arrested For Public Intoxication, Failure To Register As Sex Offender

Andy Dick was arrested in California for public intoxication and failure to register as a sex offender.
www.tmz.com www.tmz.com
ANDY DICK ARRESTED ON TWO CHARGES...
Public Intoxication, Failure To Register As Sex Offender
EXCLUSIVE
1/13/2023 11:02 AM PT

Riverside County Sheriff’s Department
More legal trouble for Andy Dick... and it all started with alcohol.

Andy was arrested early Friday morning in Lake Elsinore, CA after sheriff's deputies say they got a call about an intoxicated person.

Law enforcement says when deputies arrived, Andy was showing signs of being drunk... and he was arrested without incident.

Sheriffs say they checked Andy's records during the arrest and determined he was a registered sex offender who was not up to date on his registration... so he got dinged for that too.

Andy was ultimately booked into a detention center on two charges... being under the influence of alcohol in public and failing to register as a sex offender.

The sheriff's department says they are still investigating.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Molesting the Decapitated, maguyver16, Zaryiu2 and 13 others
Juhlonduss said:
Andy Dick has been arrested yet again, this time for public intoxication. The police discovered he has failed to register as a sex offender, and he has been booked into a correctional facility (thrown in jail) once again.
View attachment 4258543
www.tmz.com

Andy Dick Arrested For Public Intoxication, Failure To Register As Sex Offender

Andy Dick was arrested in California for public intoxication and failure to register as a sex offender.
www.tmz.com www.tmz.com
ANDY DICK ARRESTED ON TWO CHARGES...
Public Intoxication, Failure To Register As Sex Offender
EXCLUSIVE
1/13/2023 11:02 AM PT

Riverside County Sheriff’s Department
More legal trouble for Andy Dick... and it all started with alcohol.

Andy was arrested early Friday morning in Lake Elsinore, CA after sheriff's deputies say they got a call about an intoxicated person.

Law enforcement says when deputies arrived, Andy was showing signs of being drunk... and he was arrested without incident.

Sheriffs say they checked Andy's records during the arrest and determined he was a registered sex offender who was not up to date on his registration... so he got dinged for that too.

Andy was ultimately booked into a detention center on two charges... being under the influence of alcohol in public and failing to register as a sex offender.

The sheriff's department says they are still investigating.
Click to expand...
I take comfort in knowing that Andy Dick will continue to get arrested for the rest of his life until he inevitably dies of an overdose.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: ThePissWitch, Zaryiu2, Norman B. Normal and 14 others
I thought he was already in jail. I guess I missed that he got out 12/23/22.

How exactly do you register as a sex offender? Sex offender registerer has to be the worst job ever. Sir, please show us on the doll where you touched your victim. All day you deal with pedos that are released into the public. "Congratulations sir, you're registered. Here's your child rapist license. Have a nice day."

*disclaimer - As far as I know, Andy Dick has not molested kids, only grown men.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Clovis, Fleetwood, Super-Chevy454 and 2 others
I remember Sam Hyde was posting a video collage of some show that rap group he associates with (1 Team or something, the one with Joeyy) and it showed Andy Dick kissing on that shitty rapper Bicflame while he was looking somewhat uncomfortable but still letting it happen and Sam Hyde described it as his "creepy touching shtick" or something. It's on his instagram but i'm not going to bother to dig for it.

Point i'm trying to make is that I'm just so astonished that Sam Hyde of all people are still putting this behavior off like "classic Dick!! haha he's such a card" or whatever. Imo not a good look, even if it was for a brief moment in a otherwise unrelated video (I know he probably doesn't give a fuck tho since it's sam hyde after all)
 
Molesting the Decapitated said:
I remember Sam Hyde was posting a video collage of some show that rap group he associates with (1 Team or something, the one with Joeyy) and it showed Andy Dick kissing on that shitty rapper Bicflame while he was looking somewhat uncomfortable but still letting it happen and Sam Hyde described it as his "creepy touching shtick" or something. It's on his instagram but i'm not going to bother to dig for it.

Point i'm trying to make is that I'm just so astonished that Sam Hyde of all people are still putting this behavior off like "classic Dick!! haha he's such a card" or whatever. Imo not a good look, even if it was for a brief moment in a otherwise unrelated video (I know he probably doesn't give a fuck tho since it's sam hyde after all)
Click to expand...

Most comedians offstage are the exact opposite of their comic persona. For example, Gilbert Gottfried was painfully shy and barely spoke above a whisper when he wasn't shrieking into a microphone. A few comedians never turn it off and live their persona 24/7. Lenny Bruce and Sam Kinison used to be my go-to examples of that: Andy Dick is clearly another one. The comedians who take the clown wig off generally live much happier and less self-destructive lives than those who don't.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Snack Cracker, Kulee Baba, Pig Cups and 5 others
I think it’s time someone mentioned his best quotes
“I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING CLOWN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. SORRY TO TELL YOU”
CC: “I’m calling the cops”
Link
 
  • Winner
Reactions: Robust User
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back