Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

I’m blown away by Tube saying that he needs to pretend to be single for men to parasocially fancy him.
Like he’s an OF girl.

The idea that straight men would be into him like this is so bizarre.
I suppose he gets to never have to test this cope by being ‘lesbian’ and does actually take white van men mocking him as seriously being attracted to him.
I wonder if he sent himself that anon.

Obviously he finds the idea attractive, that he is a put-upon woman who has to navigate the pitfalls of the patriarchy by selling her sexuality just a little bit to get her message heard.

Didn't he built most of his community as a dude talking down to his audience? Truth is, white male video essayists are a dime a dozen. He doesn't have to seduce the male audience because they came to see a fellow dude and stayed out of curiosity for the gender special.
 
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I think Tube honestly believes that he's a glamorous celeb with throngs of fans obsessing over him. Like he's Taylor Swift or something.
It is mad like… getting security for his play etc.

He’s only got 1m subs. Random commentary YouTubers have like 9m and recognise that they are regular non celebrities. With the effort he puts in and length of time he’s been around.. basically he should be on miles more, and would be if he weren’t personably so dislikable.

He can’t say it’s cos he’s a quaint wee English channel- most of his subs are Americans, and English language is the biggest market scope all things considered online.
So much for “algorithm busting “ content, so much as doggedly chasing. Being gee’d along in Suggested videos to everyone.
Everything about his profile has been built on shams and leg ups and good old fashioned wealth.
Despite this all, Jonny Public just isn’t that into it.
 
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Bonus points if it's a trans designer (I'd say "queer" but you'd trip over gay men who work in womenswear).
Homosexuals aren't necessarily queer, not all of them want to mentally damage and/or rape children¹.

¹: Mario Mieli, Towards a Gay Communism [London: pirate productions, 1980]
 
I’m blown away by Tube saying that he needs to pretend to be single for men to parasocially fancy him.
Like he’s an OF girl.

The idea that straight men would be into him like this is so bizarre.
I suppose he gets to never have to test this cope by being ‘lesbian’ and does actually take white van men mocking him as seriously being attracted to him.

Also who is he referring to? He did isn’t widely well known enough to have casual simps- anyone who knows who he is at all, will follow him enough to see his constant ‘ihavesex’ gf hints.
He does this quite a lot, graciously raises the curtain to explain some basic bitch marketing / psychology, to effect some phantom even dumber audience who are not reading the ‘secret peek’ alongside his paltry fanbase.

I suppose it’s just another opportunity to display what he thinks is his special intelligence.
He skinwalks Contrapoints, remember? Although Contra doesn't exactly pass, she's able to stage her videos in a way that are serving t-girl fantasy. She's basically stopped making videos now and the last couple were all over the place, but she did used to be able to deliver them with a sort of louche Oscar Wilde/Weimar debauchery that was arousing to a certain type of man, so had a merry band of simps who wanted to bang her. Women not so much, which is why she's been so emo as of late.

So Ollie assumes men must be lusting after him too, because that's what happened with Contra. You can see it in the amount of "sexy" outfits he wears, whether it's that latex monstrosity, the Russian spy seductress or just a parade of precipitously tiny skirts that are too short on him.

Putting aside the probability that a bunch of men who lusted after Contra have now transitioned themselves, Ollie unfortunately does not have that same debauched sexual energy. He's a stiff posh rugby lad who in another life would attempt to seduce a woman by calling her a filly or totty and referring to sex as rumpy-pumpy, everything masked in a layer of wink nudge irony to avoid sincerely revealing he has zero game. Hence why when he squeezes himself into fetishwear the only person he's arousing is himself. Ollie if you dig out some "proof" of men lusting after you - put a wig on a fire hydrant and some men will try and fuck it, after all - and "happen" to post it on socials, we'll all know you're reading this thread. Come say hi, babes.

Even when you look on his subreddit or videos, the comments are usually along the lines of "Abigail is sooooo pretty 😍" or "Abi is hot 🔥🔥🔥 she's so sexy in this outfit". It always has the tone of like a teenage girl or gay man complimenting him.

Also would men being attracted to him be such a bad thing? He used to want to have sex with men, right? He did an entire musical interlude where he came out as bisexual and therefore was attracted to men and wanted to have sex with men. He couldn't possibly have just been saying he was bi for breadtube points...
 
Also would men being attracted to him be such a bad thing? He used to want to have sex with men, right? He did an entire musical interlude where he came out as bisexual and therefore was attracted to men and wanted to have sex with men. He couldn't possibly have just been saying he was bi for breadtube points...
I think maybe he is actually somewhat attracted to men. He is dating one right now, even if they both say they're women. It's just that it's politically beneficial for him to claim the lesbian label. And even if he did end up dating a man who actually acknowledges being a man, he can just say that still makes him a lesbian anyway. Coherence means nothing to him anymore.
 
It is mad like… getting security for his play etc.

He’s only got 1m subs. Random commentary YouTubers have like 9m and recognise that they are regular non celebrities. With the effort he puts in and length of time he’s been around.. basically he should be on miles more, and would be if he weren’t personably so dislikable.

He can’t say it’s cos he’s a quaint wee English channel- most of his subs are Americans, and English language is the biggest market scope all things considered online.
So much for “algorithm busting “ content, so much as doggedly chasing. Being gee’d along in Suggested videos to everyone.
Everything about his profile has been built on shams and leg ups and good old fashioned wealth.
Despite this all, Jonny Public just isn’t that into it.
He's the most unlikable major personality in the whole "breadtube" circuit imo, which is no small feat.

It helps to contrast him with his idol Contra - as insane and mentally broken as Contra is, there's at least still something honest and vulnerable and genuinely self-aware about him - he can actually endear himself to an audience because he can recognize and critique his own faults (within the limits of his ideological beliefs) and come off as human. His narcissism is balanced out by his depressive and self-destructive tendencies in a way that makes him seem more tragic than annoying, and makes the whole "teehee girl" act less creepy and more pathetic.

PT on the other hand (or at least his public persona) is just pure narcissism, seemingly without a shred of genuine self-awareness. He's incredibly self-righteous, intolerably smug and an unrepentant know-it-all, and trooning out has done away with any reservations he might've had about openly displaying these traits, because now he considers his holier-than-thou attitude justified by his "marginalized" status. Every time he speaks, he comes off fake and preachy, and his joyful smug egocentrism when it comes to performing "womanhood" gives him a really creepy vibe.
 
I think maybe he is actually somewhat attracted to men. He is dating one right now, even if they both say they're women. It's just that it's politically beneficial for him to claim the lesbian label. And even if he did end up dating a man who actually acknowledges being a man, he can just say that still makes him a lesbian anyway. Coherence means nothing to him anymore.
He's obviously a GAMP I think, your milage may vary on if that makes him a bisexual. Personally I think it does make him functionally bisexual.
 
I think maybe he is actually somewhat attracted to men. He is dating one right now, even if they both say they're women. It's just that it's politically beneficial for him to claim the lesbian label. And even if he did end up dating a man who actually acknowledges being a man, he can just say that still makes him a lesbian anyway. Coherence means nothing to him anymore.
I think that's just his pseudo-bisexuality kicking in, the one Blanchard reports on when he describes AGP men. If he was gay, or even bisexual enough to larp as gay, he would have come out sooner. Being gay has been giving men oppression points for several years now, there was no reason for him to stay in the closet, especially since his parents are progressive.

I think he is a textbook straight AGP convincing himself he likes men who dress up as women, when in actuality he is just projecting his own AGP desire onto these other men (Contra, the one that came after, etc).

However, while I do believe Olly is straight, his sexual orientation might be in fact closer to this:

 
I think that's just his pseudo-bisexuality kicking in, the one Blanchard reports on when he describes AGP men. If he was gay, or even bisexual enough to larp as gay, he would have come out sooner. Being gay has been giving men oppression points for several years now, there was no reason for him to stay in the closet, especially since his parents are progressive.

I think he is a textbook straight AGP convincing himself he likes men who dress up as women, when in actuality he is just projecting his own AGP desire onto these other men (Contra, the one that came after, etc).

However, while I do believe Olly is straight, his sexual orientation might be in fact closer to this:

I think whether he's actually somewhat attracted to men or not, 'coming out' as bi was always going to be a political ploy. Being a 'straight white male' was never going to hold in the long run. Being bi did give him oppression points at that point in time. These days bisexuality barely exists in that matrix.
 
Alice is under anon attack! But Abigail has his back! Tranny twinz powers activate!

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So we’ve got it all wrong on Alice. His religion is, like, “super important” to him. Take that!

And slow clap on the weight loss email troll for Oliver. Which one of you, hmmm? Take a bow.

In fairness some of the anon comments are pretty mean 😬
What percentage of these messages do you all believe were actually sent by other self-hating trans people? For me, it feels like it’s most of them. If these were actually sent by Alice’s perceived enemies, why would they even know or care who he is? Why would they send a message that no one but Alice would presumably read? If you are trying to troll don’t you want people to see your work.

I think a not insignificant portion of the “hate” directed anonymously at trans people online is from other trans people finding an outlet for their own self loathing
 
What percentage of these messages do you all believe were actually sent by other self-hating trans people? For me, it feels like it’s most of them. If these were actually sent by Alice’s perceived enemies, why would they even know or care who he is? Why would they send a message that no one but Alice would presumably read? If you are trying to troll don’t you want people to see your work.

I think a not insignificant portion of the “hate” directed anonymously at trans people online is from other trans people finding an outlet for their own self loathing
The infamous ‘YWNBAW’ copypasta was supposedly first written by a troon in a fit of depressive self-awareness, so you might be on to something there.
 
The infamous ‘YWNBAW’ copypasta was supposedly first written by a troon in a fit of depressive self-awareness, so you might be on to something there.
It reads a bit like a suicide note in the third person.

edit: Quick and dirty first person version
I will never be a real woman. I have no womb, I have no ovaries, I have no eggs. I am a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” I get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind my back people mock me. My parents are disgusted and ashamed of me, my “friends” laugh at my ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by me. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. My bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if I manage to get a drunk guy home with I, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of my diseased, infected axe wound.
I will never be happy. I wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell myself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside I feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush me under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - I’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around my neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. My parents will find me, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury me with a headstone marked with my birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. My body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of my legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is my fate. This is what I chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Update on the book adaptation:
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