Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheRaptorJesus]

I don't know if its me or nick, But I used to be able to put his show on in the background while doing other shit. But now I can't stand to listen for more than 15 minutes. When the first toast request hits - i'm gone.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Friday Funtime with: Camelot, Potentially Criminal, Runkle, Legal Vices, Joe Ball, Drex, and Jokes

Let's finish up this pre-Christmas week with a cool, conversational stream with some good friends. Come laugh with us, share some stories, share Christmas plans and woes, and let's smile at the world

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Key takeaways:

• Nick and Drex disavow any fighting
• L&L threatens Monty that if he fucks around he's gonna find out (This will be hilarious)
• People on the farms overemphasizing shit apparently
• Many people like to watch Nick crash and burn, the haters!!!
• I hate drama but everyone else who says they hate drama are grifters except for me. - Nick
• Christmas Eve stream with Ty - If anyone wants to get Nick to pull a Jack Murphy this is your chance.

 

[Monokuma]

One thing I hate about Nick is he does that stupid voice when he's talking about something he likes. I don't know how to explain it. Sargon does it too; a good example I can think of is when Sargon was talking about Encyclopedia Dramatica and he says "I loooooove ED!". I think it's in the stream he did where he tried to kill Jim. It's so fucking gay and Rekieta does it and it's really annoying but I sound like a schizo trying to describe it. I don't even know what to call it. SoyVoice? Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Am I insane?

 

[Hannibalistique]

I don't know if its me or nick, But I used to be able to put his show on in the background while doing other shit. But now I can't stand to listen for more than 15 minutes. When the first toast request hits - i'm gone.

Same, that's how i survive enjoy the Sitch & Adam streams as well.

But around the Depp trial I just found it better to have just silence in the background than his streams. And the toast requests just made me turn it off immediately.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Am I insane?

I call it the male version of the Caligirl (retarded bitch) accent.

 

[Scary Bread]

• People on the farms overemphasizing shit apparently

Good thing he's stopped reading his thread, then.

Hi Rackets.

 

[Monokuma]

I call it the male version of the Caligirl (retarded bitch) accent.

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I found an example: it's not the best because he's doing his shill bit but it's one of these really cringe exaggerated voices, just like Soygon does. It's literal soyvoice.

I love that he's doing it while talking about GOLD, SILVER and NOSE.

(Sorry I'm retarded and don't know how to clip stuff properly)

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

There were also Pajeet divisions, the Nazis were rather inclusive and were ahead of the curve when it came to tech support.
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I'd be inclusive and even support affirmative action if it means sending poopskin invaders to the front lines. I'd even make sure they died in action. Dying would be the only worthy thing they've done. Off this soil or under it, invaders.

If nothing else the noble Hindu will go out of their way to prove to the world they are not in fact a nigger. That was Gandhi's whole point as the British wanted to view him as nigger and he was having none of that, and I'm not joking.

This is like Hari Kondabolu bitching about how white people see him and his fellow poos. India could do nothing for itself and still can't. Ghandi, like Kondabolu, is fighting to say his people are worth something when we have a whole subcontinent filled with nothing but poop and poop-based superstition. They still so stupid they can't even figure out sewage and sanitation. Ghandi has no control over other ethnic groups nigger detectors, nor can he dictate that others read them favorably, same with the Problem with Apu douche.

Also in other news I found Nick's new (future) normal. You wouldn't want to be a prude after all and rely on your internet daddy? Get recked incel!


"If you don't like this then you never touched a woman EVER and listen to ME for dating advice!"- Nick in a few months.
"I also hate drama and fuck the incels that want me to teach them how to be hedonistic" -Nick now.

At long last, a way for Nick to enjoy the holidays with his kids.

 

[Maraschino]

Many people like to watch Nick crash and burn, the haters

The overwhelming majority of people here want you to stop acting like an obnoxious cunt and go back to making content your AUDIENCE wants to see, Nick.

You don't have to want a trainwreck to know you're gonna watch the everliving fuck out of it. If it's gonna happen we might as well enjoy it.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I don't know if its me or nick, But I used to be able to put his show on in the background while doing other shit. But now I can't stand to listen for more than 15 minutes. When the first toast request hits - i'm gone.

I joined the stream pretty late and got a enjoyable discussion about 80s and 90s movies, boobas, and action stars. But once again he went to idc what people(farms) say about but it's now what 2 months in of him bitching about we no longer sucky sucky his nose and digging his heels in. Dipped and rejoined later to Drex nose guarding Nick.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

There were also Pajeet divisions, the Nazis were rather inclusive and were ahead of the curve when it came to tech support.
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If nothing else the noble Hindu will go out of their way to prove to the world they are not in fact a nigger. That was Gandhi's whole point as the British wanted to view him as nigger and he was having none of that, and I'm not joking.

The Hindu, however, is a street-shitting elephant nigger.

This is like Hari Kondabolu bitching about how white people see him and his fellow poos. India could do nothing for itself and still can't. Ghandi, like Kondabolu, is fighting to say his people are worth something when we have a whole subcontinent filled with nothing but poop and poop-based superstition. They still so stupid they can't even figure out sewage and sanitation. Ghandi has no control over other ethnic groups nigger detectors, nor can he dictate that others read them favorably, same with the Problem with Apu douche.

This guy poos in the loo.

 

[dick brain]

The problem I have with Nick is that in the over the last year+ that I've been watching I gained a lot of respect in what seemed like reasoned and principled views, even when I didn't necessarily agree. And now, he's tossed all that shit out the window. The things he's doing now directly contradict the things HE SAID in the past. Either he was lying then or some real shit happened that broke him. No shit some people are going to speak out against you when you betray the ideas that fostered their respect in the first place. He went from gay toasts to anyone with $20 and ranting about troons and censorship to gayer depravity that no one wants to hear about and ranting about his viewers.

"I hate drama" fuck you, retard.

Yeah it's really egregious. He's really proficient at saying shit he doesn't seem to mean. It's almost like he went to school for it. Like, hypothetically, a school that teaches you how to make compelling arguments for views you don't actually hold or something. It could practically be a career for him. Like a professional liar or something. A professional say-shit-you-don't-mean-guy.

Can you imagine?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Dipped and rejoined later to Drex nose guarding Nick.

I mean I kinda get it because if it was my friend in that position, I could see myself doing that for some things while still giving him shit privately. Somethings (like being a convicted child rapist) I would never guard for however.

I never ask of others what I could not do. Except for when jackasses infringe on my rights given to me by my forefathers. I will always shit on people who try to take my rights and duties (especially in regards to the 2A).

 

[AnOminous]

But once again he went to idc what people(farms) say about but it's now what 2 months in of him bitching about we no longer sucky sucky his nose and digging his heels in.

Angrily insisting at great length you totally don't care and aren't mad about stuff is yet another stereotypical cow trait.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She said in Discord that Nick himself DMed her about it

Did he offer to use the balldo on her?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

This is interesting considering Nick's recent comment on her channel:



So Elissa is looking out for Kayla (who she has some connection with) while expressing concern over Nick's behavior. Not by being malicious necessarily, but by simply using Nick's own words.

Nick, being familiar with Elissa, then decides to address her publicly on her channel by taunting her rather than taking the high road by either ignoring her or contacting her privately. Nick then justifies his behavior in his own mind by taking a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" stance even though it definitely would have been better optics to leave her alone.

I wonder if Nick and Kayla agree on how Nick handled this. It would be sad for Elissa to be looking out for Kayla when Kayla may not share the same sentiment. Either that or Nick could have some explaining to do to Kayla when she finds out.

I think the latter is the case. Her mentioning of "Lady Ours" in the youtube comments for Kayla is pretty cringe and telling. I think she simps for Kayla for some odd reason and ignores that Kayla's posting of her lingerie pictures started was the powder keg that started all this. Very unbecoming for the wife of a formerly trad presenting lawyer family man. Nick's bottle in his ass was just the cherry on top for added ridicule.

Edit: Wait, so she involved herself in lawtube despite having revenge porn posted of her and getting doxxed? Oh boy, I guess she really really believes in what she does or she's chasing for attention too. That dramatically changes the calculus on how I view her at least.

At the rate they're going most of lawtube is gonna end up being a cow.

That definitely changes things if she has taken nudes to begin with. They're all birds of a feather, Nick, Kayla, and his detractors. Seems they all have questionable or unscrupulous things hiding.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I think the latter is the case. Her mentioning of "Lady Ours" in the youtube comments for Kayla is pretty cringe and telling. I think she simps for Kayla for some odd reason and ignores that Kayla's posting of her lingerie pictures started was the powder keg that started all this. Very unbecoming for the wife of a formerly trad presenting lawyer family man. Nick's bottle in his ass was just the cherry on top for added ridicule.


That definitely changes things if she has taken nudes to begin with. They're all birds of a feather, Nick, Kayla, and his detractors. Seems they all have questionable or unscrupulous things hiding.

"Lady Ours" is the nickname Rekieta's discord gave her after the Hedonism II thing. It's a joke. It's a play on "Lady R".

 

[Car Won't Crank]

"Lady Ours" is the nickname Rekieta's discord gave her after the Hedonism II thing. It's a joke. It's a play on "Lady R".

Ah well that answers that question. However, she also says that she can't have "Kayla be done dirty like that" and "feels embarrassed" on Kayla's behalf. That still strongly suggests she simps for Kayla thinks all the mockery Nick and more importantly to her, Kayla, are receiving is somehow wrong.

 

[RACISM]

That definitely changes things if she has taken nudes to begin with. They're all birds of a feather, Nick, Kayla, and his detractors. Seems they all have questionable or unscrupulous things hiding.

Be fair. Lady Rackets posted her lewds herself. This lady got them leaked by an ex.

Since the proliferation of camera phones,  every woman takes nudes. Every one. Yes even her, even if she doesn't send them. Whole lot of leaks have happened due to poor opsec. Not the same as posting it yourself.

 

[Grey Gardens]

I think the ethics committee (or law board or whatever) reviewing him is a contributing catalyst to the degeneracy story arc. He might lose his license. The powers that be have not given any updates. He's worried....freaking out ... how can he dull the anxiety and fear? SEX N' DRUGS BAYBEEE!

Every time he yells about what losers his observers are, in the back of his mind he's worried he's about to become a middle aged wannabe ethot. Internet TradDad™? That's like some kind of fantasyland best case scenario that maybe could have c. He's going to have years of schooling down the fuckin' tubes. The lawyer peg he hangs his self-esteem hat on....gone....

Maybe not, but the waiting must be fucking killing him.