Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LD 3187]

Update on the catfish, all of these taken from his facebook:
"It only takes 48 hours to send mail from Western Washington to Eastern Washington. Racheal Hennessey and Jessyca Phipps are the same troll. Fake profile. No one showed up yesterday. Identity fraud is a 20 year prison sentence."

And his sadness:

 

[lindsayfan]

I feel oddly underwhelmed.

 

[AnOminous]

Update on the catfish, all of these taken from his facebook:
"It only takes 48 hours to send mail from Western Washington to Eastern Washington. Racheal Hennessey and Jessyca Phipps are the same troll. Fake profile. No one showed up yesterday. Identity fraud is a 20 year prison sentence."

You can't steal the identity of someone who doesn't exist.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does someone have to remind him to put on pants before he leaves the shelter? How does someone that clueless survive a day? He didn't leave Olympia because of "stress" he left because he fell for a catfish.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I feel oddly underwhelmed.

Agreed. I think sweetheart sagas just aren't the right approach for this guy.

 

[on a serious note]

I have a mental countdown going on to the time that this guy seriously hurts someone

 

[SpacePanther]

I can't believe how many times he's been catfished by the same person.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I can't believe how many times he's been catfished by the same person.

I can. Mostly because he isn't very smart.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

Update on the catfish, all of these taken from his facebook:
"It only takes 48 hours to send mail from Western Washington to Eastern Washington. Racheal Hennessey and Jessyca Phipps are the same troll. Fake profile. No one showed up yesterday. Identity fraud is a 20 year prison sentence."
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And his sadness:
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[Someone in a Tree]

On one of his Facebook pages, he is posting pictures of random people he is seeing while loitering at a cafe and then captioning them with crazy bullshit about social contracts and wondering why people won't approach him. I would have screencapped them and post them here, but I currently don't have the means to hide the faces of the subjects. And in his continuing effort to be the crazier, more dangerous CWC, he's insisting that the women need to make the first move.

 

[AnimuGinger]

On one of his Facebook pages, he is posting pictures of random people he is seeing while loitering at a cafe and then captioning them with crazy bullshit about social contracts and wondering why people won't approach him. I would have screencapped them and post them here, but I currently don't have the means to hide the faces of the subjects. And in his continuing effort to be the crazier, more dangerous CWC, he's insisting that the women need to make the first move.

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Someone needs to warn the police that there's a borderline pedophile that wants girls to feel the Bern taking pictures of strangers.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Wow, that's really fucking creepy, even for him.

 

[on a serious note]

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Someone needs to warn the police that there's a borderline pedophile that wants girls to feel the Bern taking pictures of strangers.

The "Lucas Werner physically hurts someone" doomsday clock has just moved several minutes closer to midnight

 

[Argonian Scum]

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Someone needs to warn the police that there's a borderline pedophile that wants girls to feel the Bern taking pictures of strangers.

Is he practicing his stalking and target-marking skills?
Lucas Werner of Spokane, Washington and formerly Olympia, Washington has all the behavior of someone that's going to make the 6:00 news someday...

 

[AnimuGinger]

Is he practicing his stalking and target-marking skills?
Lucas Werner of Spokane, Washington and formerly Olympia, Washington has all the behavior of someone that's going to make the 6:00 news someday...

And we'll all be sitting around yelling "RESET THE CLOCK!" and thinking of jokes about it.

 

[SpacePanther]

Well guys I have an interesting update and a guess. This girl added me and has Lucas added. I have a feeling he's going to get catfished again. They way her account is set up just seems like every other catfish that has gone after Lucas so far. Let's see how this goes.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Well guys I have an interesting update and a guess. This girl added me and has Lucas added. I have a feeling he's going to get catfished again. They way her account is set up just seems like every other catfish that has gone after Lucas so far. Let's see how this goes.

So he might be taking a tour across this great country of ours. Maybe this one will convince him that they need to meet at a Trump protest.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

On one hand, you have to be really dumb to get catfished by "Filly Beavers."

On the other hand, Lucas Werner.

 

[saltwatertaffy]

Hmmm, I guess The Werm's next destination is The Windy City. I can't wait.

 

[SpacePanther]

Hmmm, I guess The Werm's next destination is The Windy City. I can't wait.

I live close to it. I wonder if I can catch him if he goes there, now that would be an experience.