DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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clothes in my closet said:
Its an interesting question.

In the case of people that whale on Phil, i would say yes they know, because they get trolled to shit about it, and they all react in some way.

As for Phil himself, its harder to call. Phil is a coping, delusional man child, but his life is also controlled by his addictions. im sure his brain circuitry is wired in a way where all of those "am i a whale, is this a problem" signals are shut off by default. But then you have to consider that Phil was in the WWE Champions discord, he was using the Line app to talk directly to guys from Scopely, hes been in and out of guilds with other whales, it would be virtually impossible to ignore that he's a whale unless he's completely mentally disturbed. Add to that, that he's constantly bombarded by trolls about his spending. Perhaps Phil compares himself to other players/guild members that spend more than him and he thinks "well im not as bad as this guy" which is pretty textbook addict behavior. Maybe Phil accepts the idea of whaling as a natural way in life, and rejects the connations that come with that. For example "I love gambling on champions, im going to spend all my money on it. People tell me they love my content and they spend so much money on me. This is fine! Its not bad like those nudnik trolls think!"

Im reaching a bit, but there are a lot of ways you can take it when Phil is the subject. Regardless its all delusion, and in Phils case, a litany of lies. Years and years of covering up the truth.
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No way Phil thinks he is a whale. This is the dude who can gerrymander the definition of greedy to include charity streams events while somehow excluding him wage quitting viewer reward games. He also suddenly discovered react streams are ok as long as the streamer offers a unique perspective (?) which is only him somehow.

I would bet phil places the whale line in WWE slightly above whatever rank he is currently. He probably thinks he and everyone below him spend the same amount of money, he just puts it to better use because he is a 14 year closeted homosexual pro streamer. The people above him tho? No life losers who only beat him because they whale.

ZehnBoat said:
it's funny when he brings up MUH CATHOLIC UPBRINGING
there's nothing about him that indicates that he is catholic
but I HAVE TO KEEP MUH CHARITY PRIVATE DOOD GOD HIMSELF CAME DOWN AND SAID "I LOVE YOUR KHANTENT" BUT IF YOU HOLD DO ANY CHARITY PUBLICLY YOU ARE GOING TO HELL SATAN FORCED ME TO DO IT!

he has to do it privately because someone once told him as a kid, it's imprinted in his genes, sound good?
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Curious that "doing charity is morally wrong" is the only (totally real) religious teaching that he took to heart.

Its also telling how he only ever thinks of charity in terms of money and never volunteer work. Im guessing the public nature of volunteer works means everyone who does it is wrong. So get fucked doctors without boarders, you selfish, over educated narcissists.
 
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Phil: How do I make something that's not about me totally about me, while also trying to ride coattails?

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Cistern Rumbler said:
This rant is utterly unhinged. He doesn't have an e-penis though.


Also by this piglogic, didn't this faggot cheat when he got 4th place at EVO?
He knew someone who had the specific port, and could practice all night before the tournament?

Edit: Thanks for the information Phil.

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God damn his obsession with people thinking they are better is so fucking funny and insightful to how he thinks.
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Phil: How do I make something that's not about me totally about me, while also trying to ride coattails?

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4th place is not major placing. Fuck he's wildly out of his mind
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
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The only reason people shit on his 4th place EVO ranking is because he, humble man that he is, flipped it into "top ranked American" or whatever the fuck.

He couldn't just be 4th he had to try and pour some prestige on it.
 
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My only exposure to Twitter is from 'the guy.' It seems like everything on there is either whining, gloating (usually in a deceptive way), or making mindless regurgitated bad takes. In this exchange we have a gumbo of a bit of all three.

Chris G is offended people say words and needs to tell the world that he is a crusader for good. The Guy giving off serious Al Bundy Polk High 4 touchdowns energy. Apparently doesn't care about ePeens, but wants everyone to acknowledge his self proclaimed large and significant ePeen. Then we make a blanket generalization about an abstract vague concept like "FGC." It's been said before but I think twitter is his worst addiction; it helps him curate his false worldview that allows him to rationalize all his other addictions.
 
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Jfc. You just cant facepalm hard enough. If I didn't revile him so much, the secondhand embarrassment would have run me off of this faggot years ago.

Lol, he's such a terminal fucking clownshoe. His BMI > IQ, but one of his favorite recurring declarations that he does buy into is that he has ever formed a single sentence of intelligent thought or import. O how he sings the plight of the unrequited artist.

And you forgot to call him "Sir", fucko.
 
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The irony being that Phail is exactly who Chris is talking about.
Cistern Rumbler said:
The only reason people shit on his 4th place EVO ranking is because he, humble man that he is, flipped it into "top ranked American" or whatever the fuck.

He couldn't just be 4th he had to try and pour some prestige on it.
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While also getting in a racist snipe.

Since the site was down for me yesterday, some tweetshots:
Totally not exploiting his cat
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Flexing about his doordash for some reason
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And a couple replies to that love-me-Chris tweet
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QwahlityKahntent said:
because hes so busy BUSTING HIS ASS, DOOD. he doesnt have time. hes a mature adult with a business degree ok?
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The lack of self-awareness necessary to even make that tweet always astounds. Like he's just your standard every-man with a heavy and demanding schedule struggling to make time with the wife. Dude wears pajama pants 24/7.
 
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Damn he is baiting SUPER HARD.This is some of the grossest attention seeking and self pitying I've ever seen from Phil. I wish people didn't ignore him. Like this Chris G guy I know he wrecked him at sf6 and he is looking at this like "Phil's scum and I should just ignore him". But he really shouldn't. At this point, Phil has grown accustomed to this so it's better to tell him to fuck off directly and antagonize him. Sooner or later, he'll block everyone he could try to clout chase.
Cistern Rumbler said:
The only reason people shit on his 4th place EVO ranking is because he, humble man that he is, flipped it into "top ranked American" or whatever the fuck.

He couldn't just be 4th he had to try and pour some prestige on it.
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There's a bit more than that but yeah.

Does anybody here have that clip of a fighting game event where DSP shows up in twitch chat and the event casters notice him and one of them is like "Is that really DSP? Should we respond to him?" and the other one says "let's not". And for the rest of the clip you can really feel how both presenters know who he is and have nothing but disgust for THE GUY but one of them is biting his tongue and trying really hard not to insult him and the other one is just straight up ignoring him and trying not to notice him. Couldn't find it on youtube.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Well, Jasper sent his capture device to the Shadow Realm.

At least Phil is trying his best Jayde impersonation to keep us entertained!
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This mf'ers entire livelihood has depended on streaming equipment and software for what, 12 years? Yet he still refuses to learn how any of it works much less improve it. How do you do something for 10 years and not learn the underlying basics just by accident? I bet an orderly at a hospital emptying bed pans for a decade could give a shot in a pinch. DSP is an internet professional who doesn't understand how the internet works.

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"Weirdest proprietary cable you've never seen before". It's a USB 3.0 cable.

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