Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hi guys, sorry about the hiatus. Tornadoes are fun and like to tear roofs off of your grandma's house. (Power level) When that happens, Murphy's Law takes effect.
I'm catching up with recent events but I have a few tidbits from a group you may have not seen.

Also Filly Beavers is my new, dumb alt for creeping.
 

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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
Hi guys, sorry about the hiatus. Tornadoes are fun and like to tear roofs off of your grandma's house. (Power level) When that happens, Murphy's Law takes effect.
I'm catching up with recent events but I have a few tidbits from a group you may have not seen.

Also Filly Beavers is my new, dumb alt for creeping.
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I feel bad for his mom. Though she can't be all that great considering her son is on the streets...
And glad to know your Filly :P
 
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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
Hi guys, sorry about the hiatus. Tornadoes are fun and like to tear roofs off of your grandma's house. (Power level) When that happens, Murphy's Law takes effect.
I'm catching up with recent events but I have a few tidbits from a group you may have not seen.

Also Filly Beavers is my new, dumb alt for creeping.
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IMO the mother's right. If that group has real proof he's grooming minors, they should send it to the police instead of w.e.e.n.ing him and A-logging his family members on Facebook.
 
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I don't think anyone is reaching out to his family. His mother is batshit, too and has contacted me on my main when I refused to help Lucas find Rachel Hennessey. (This was after I contacted the real Rachel, as did another person, to prove he was being catfished. The Forbes piece writer actually reached out to him but it took all of 5 minutes to go back to his delusions.) The mother was angry that we were interfering with Lucas' love life and told us to butt out, so I find it highly ironic that she is going after this Heather when she had the situation explained to her before the whole getting married hoopla.
From what I understand, the Joy Baker thing coincided with Lucas getting in trouble with Olympia police for soliciting that 15 year old. (Heresay) Two reasons to leave and stay gone when she never turned up.

Also from what I understand, the Heather persona is piggybacking and has nothing to do with this except throwing fuel on the fire.
 
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Yeah, he has paranoid delusions. He thinks Cyril and Daniel are both out to get him. Daniel couldn't have because he was in jail but facts are just pesky details.

If he knew, he would write a long piece of crap on his FB trying to garner more attention and then go back to Bernie and the Millennial Bigots.
 
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anusaurus said:
I know if I raped a 9 year old my mom wouldn't be all "he was never charged, what proof do you have?"
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Woah, what? Are you mixing him up with James Terry Mitchell or did I miss something really big in this thread?
 
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http://conversationrage.weebly.com/

Lucas posted this. Apparently it's his business website.
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It's also up for sale for those interested in chimping at this guy.

EDIT: Nevermind. What the fuck is this even trying to be? There's nothing here to tell you that. No wonder Luke will die a homeless bum riddled with rot and filth.
 
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Adamska said:
It's also up for sale for those interested in chimping at this guy.

EDIT: Nevermind. What the fuck is this even trying to be? There's nothing here to tell you that. No wonder Luke will die a homeless bum riddled with rot and filth.
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It's literally just an email link. In a picture. This is objectively retarded.
 
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