DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I came home late, what caused this? Is his capture device totally bricked? Phil pigsplaining Windows 10 is giving me a rage problem. This fucking retard who couldn't identify a USB device (and is too fucking stupid to google image search), wants to pretend he knows shit.

Can't he use this method?

I am very confused can someone tell me?

Not clicking that link, but can assure you he's 100% full of shit. For starters, his "legal" path that doesn't exist, does exist. Even if you take a completely blank computer; you install the Media Tool on a USB and plug it in, restart the PC, go into BIOS, tell it to boot from USB. It runs the Media Tool and you now have Windows 10 on your device. When Windows prompts you for a key, you can skip it, and Windows will still fully install. You'll even get the semi-annual security patches and what-not. The only problem is you'll have a watermark in the lower right corner asking you to buy a key. Don't be fooled by Microsoft's benevolence, while they allow you to use their product and will even support it without you paying; Windows 10 phones home a lot. So they know everything about you, more than they already did.

As for upgrading from Windows 8 to Windows 10; do 90% of what I said above, but instead of a fresh install, click the update version button. As long as the hardware specs support it (and they will, Windows 10 is lighter than 8), it'll update. Don't listen to the retard who couldn't identify a USB type.
 
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I came home late, what caused this? Is his capture device totally bricked?

Jasper Kitty, detractor of the decade, sat on Phil's capture card and broke it, live on stream. Now he needs a new capture card and a new PC. Sound good? Okay.

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Nothing weird here. Totally real person.

 
If he's that afraid of any upgrade paths he could also just buy a win10 key for 20 dollars or whatever they go for. He just doesn't want to
  • He's too stupid to figure out what that is.
  • He's too much of a retard to know what that even means.
  • He can't afford twuhnti dahlerz dewd.
  • Even if some orca bought it for him, he's too fucking dumb to not fuck up entering a 16 digit code.
  • Even if by some incidental cosmic accident that he managed to not shit the bed on that, he's too much of a knuckledragging quarterwit to navigate Windows 10.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Just let the cromag faggot retard do his asshole shuffle. Honestly, what's the difference? No one actually watches him play these fuckin video games, right?
 
What are the odds Phil just put up the black screen in OBS he used to block out the SF6 lobbies and pretended like his PC is dying so he can get a new $3k lemon?
I think that just the thought of having to set-up a completely fresh windows installation and get it ready for streaming is the only thing holding piggy back from buying a new rig.

Ignoring the fact that the entire thing would take less than an hour, start to finish.
 
Did Phil really said that this problem isn't the kind that you can just throw money at it to solve it.

Phil yes it is, this is one of the times money can and will solve your problem. I swear to god I think he replaced the fluid in his head with Gin.
If he wasn't so reprehensible and a complete retard; he probably could have an NZXT sponsorship, or at least work out a sweetheart deal. Them or try giving AsmonGold's PC company a try, heard decent things about them so far. I'm sure there's more, but those are the two off the top of my head that don't try to brand themselves as top of the line elite, but still have a focus on assisting people with out of the box stream solutions.
 
Why is Phil talking about his old hard drives. I know he's gone on tangents before, about how he doesn't have the time or whatever to go through his old hard drives, and he's pretty sure they're broken or whatever. Now, all of a sudden, he's totally into seeing if he can bring old stuff back.
He seemed fairly confident too about doing it so I;m guessing ether a whale told him off stream its a good idea or hes already looked through them (for Rambo vids) and hes decided they are adequate.

Did Phil really said that this problem isn't the kind that you can just throw money at it to solve it.

Phil yes it is, this is one of the times money can and will solve your problem. I swear to god I think he replaced the fluid in his head with Gin.
This sorta shit pisses me off, he's like it'll take to long but he'd have to get a computer eventually anyway and it makes sense to get a new one while your old set up is atleast functioning. But I seriously think he does not want a new PC, he atleast from my perspective turned down whales by saying "throwing money at it won't solve it".

And top of that he is for the fun of it buying shit Chinese capture cards, for what reason? He cries poor and even if he returns them its money out of pocket that he could use. The consoomer (and gin) spirit really took him tonight.
 
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Oh dear god. DSP wants to do ReACKs to his original FF13 and other playthroughs while his capture setup is down? Laziness. Pure fucking laziness. And he will expect 300$ a day regardless. Someone should suggest he reacts to his rage quit of FF13: Lightning Returns where he ragequit on stream and then played a video from another Youtuber. I hope secret agent Jasper claws his consoles next
 
What are the odds Phil just put up the black screen in OBS he used to block out the SF6 lobbies and pretended like his PC is dying so he can get a new $3k lemon?
Personally I think his capture device just shat the bed after whatever many years of use and abuse. Of course DSP went about this minor inconvenience the most retarded way and continues to be exceptional about it because of his stubborn refusal to upgrade from Win8, arguably the worst recent Windows release.

Does he want a new PC? Yes, because he loves spending (especially money that isn't his).
Would the capture device dying be a good vector into it? No, it would be like him starting to beg for a new house because his shower don't work or a new car because the oil light went on...

It's just a convenient excuse to not do gameplay (essentially a extra day off) and to trawl the waters of the bay of gout for fresh whale meat.
 
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