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[Meiwaku]

Okay so I came across some information via a former tranny that helps explain the shape of wedges dick:

Apparently if you tuck and get an erection the blood only fills up at the base of your penis and over time with it only inflating at the base it creates a weird cone-shaped dick.

Cone tits. Cone dick. The tranny burden.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

The horse one was bad enough. Now there's a sequel?

Of course one of the "lesbian animals" is a tranny (just like the creator).

Coming back to reply to this to say I just assumed that all the lesbians in this game were transbians and realizing a transbian put cis lesbians in the game is the most this thread has surprised me ever.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Merry Christmas Kevin. I can't give you any sympathy but....you have my best wishes for what that's worth.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Coming back to reply to this to say I just assumed that all the lesbians in this game were transbians and realizing a transbian put cis lesbians in the game is the most this thread has surprised me ever.

Of course they did. They have to because more than anything else, this is what they want to be, and that's why they hate women so much.

They will never be one.

 

[WalterWhitesTidyWhities]

Okay so I came across some information via a former tranny that helps explain the shape of wedges dick:

Apparently if you tuck and get an erection the blood only fills up at the base of your penis and over time with it only inflating at the base it creates a weird cone-shaped dick.

Cone tits. Cone dick. The tranny burden.

That is...fascinating information, but to be fair I think that there's more indication that he is just a genetic reject. I've noticed that weird-shaped dicks (egg, hook, etc) seem to be comorbid with having lots of paraphilias. Maybe something about the hormones that makes you a deviant also manifests physically in the form of a repulsive dick to serve as a deterrent to any potential sex partners?

Found a Kevference in the wild the other day:

it would be absolutely hilarious if Greg detransitioned and blamed the evil influence of tranny twitter on seducing him to the cult lmao

 

[s0mbra]

Of course they did. They have to because more than anything else, this is what they want to be, and that's why they hate women so much.

They will never be one.

That and they are purely there for validation to the trannies. If a heckin true cis lesbian finds them attractive (which will never happen) then that must mean they are a totally true heckin honest woman!
That's why they harass lesbos so damn much. "Validate me!"

 

[AfghanBlue]

Curious how Kevin’s sudden burst of commentary on UK politics has ended now that the premier is no longer a woman.

 

[Gengar]

One of the many reasons capitalism is fucked up is in a fair world I could just surprise her and show up randomly lol

Frankly this one made me a little so I'm about to nitpick it.

He could've just said "If I had money I could've done this". I think anyone normal would've said "If I had money I could've done this". What the hell does capitalism have anything to do with it? Does he really think that not getting any money is "unfair" and a fault of capitalism (LOL?) Old news and no surprises of course, but personally I think this really drives home the fact that Kevvie legitimately thinks that there is a concept of a functioning society is where he just... gets given money?

But alas, he said "fair world", so in his head it's favourable if he just sits on his ass and consoom all day... fair enough. Still, the use of "capitalism" as the bane of all evil is very on-brand for someone who truly believes in anarchocommunism while endlessly buying plastic shit and whining about how he really can't help it because "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so it doesn't matter anyway ". Truly, a remarkable display of integrity / s

Anyway, to a related tangent - I've been thinking about Kev's general finances. We know that the inheritance money he received (amounting to bolt-ons, I believe) ran up dry way back ago, and I don't believe that Penny gives him pocket money every month from the tranch's general gofundme, because he doesn't work/help at all besides a few occasions (notably after Bonbon left). I know there's several instances where he puts out a tweet where he wants to buy (insert item here) and he's sometimes successful - but what about the rest of his spendings?

Having seen the latest (and I believe very much accidental) grift and seeing the amount of money his followers are willing to give him, I think that donation link on his pinned tweet gets more traction than I previously thought. There is absolutely no way he can keep purchasing absurd shit without a constant source of cash, but I always thought he'd maybe just get five dollars a month at most. That or he gets state benefits. I don't know how money gets split up in the tranch, and last I'm aware of, Kevvy's not out there working with the rest of the troons. PLUS I remember him mentioning that he puts about $1000 monthly towards the tranch, so that makes his source of income even more confusing. It'd be interesting to roughly estimate the tranch's spendings then find out whether money leftover from necessity purchases could be split and given to tranch members as "payments" i.e. how Kevvie keeps purchasing shit... but maybe someone else more autistic could do it for me.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's also funny because every communist state established internal passports as you weren't allowed to travel freely even internally and definitely didn't allow randoms to leave the country whenever they wanted for any reason.

 

[FinnSven]

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Frankly this one made me a little so I'm about to nitpick it.

He could've just said "If I had money I could've done this". I think anyone normal would've said "If I had money I could've done this". What the hell does capitalism have anything to do with it? Does he really think that not getting any money is "unfair" and a fault of capitalism (LOL?) Old news and no surprises of course, but personally I think this really drives home the fact that Kevvie legitimately thinks that there is a concept of a functioning society is where he just... gets given money?

But alas, he said "fair world", so in his head it's favourable if he just sits on his ass and consoom all day... fair enough. Still, the use of "capitalism" as the bane of all evil is very on-brand for someone who truly believes in anarchocommunism while endlessly buying plastic shit and whining about how he really can't help it because "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so it doesn't matter anyway ". Truly, a remarkable display of integrity / s

Anyway, to a related tangent - I've been thinking about Kev's general finances. We know that the inheritance money he received (amounting to bolt-ons, I believe) ran up dry way back ago, and I don't believe that Penny gives him pocket money every month from the tranch's general gofundme, because he doesn't work/help at all besides a few occasions (notably after Bonbon left). I know there's several instances where he puts out a tweet where he wants to buy (insert item here) and he's sometimes successful - but what about the rest of his spendings?

Having seen the latest (and I believe very much accidental) grift and seeing the amount of money his followers are willing to give him, I think that donation link on his pinned tweet gets more traction than I previously thought. There is absolutely no way he can keep purchasing absurd shit without a constant source of cash, but I always thought he'd maybe just get five dollars a month at most. That or he gets state benefits. I don't know how money gets split up in the tranch, and last I'm aware of, Kevvy's not out there working with the rest of the troons. PLUS I remember him mentioning that he puts about $1000 monthly towards the tranch, so that makes his source of income even more confusing. It'd be interesting to roughly estimate the tranch's spendings then find out whether money leftover from necessity purchases could be split and given to tranch members as "payments" i.e. how Kevvie keeps purchasing shit... but maybe someone else more autistic could do it for me.

I thought it was widely speculated that he has some sort of tugboat?

He may have succeeded in convincing the authorities that he is incapable of work due to anxiety or whatever qualifies as a disability.

This could also be why he is such a lazy shit, as evidence of him doing physical work might disqualify him from this benefit.

 

[Plague Flea]

Maybe of me, but I’m really hoping Bonnie spills the beans on Kevvie’s finances during his current rant about the running of the Tranch.

 

[Souji Tendou]

It's also funny because every communist state established internal passports as you weren't allowed to travel freely even internally and definitely didn't allow randoms to leave the country whenever they wanted for any reason.

You say that Phil probably doesnt give him montly money, but you seem to forget that most temp tranchers dont get any money, estrogen, etc. Bonbon, dunglord, and Kevin however do. Its not farfetched to say that doesnt include some cash too.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

The last time there was a lesbian game that wasn't made by transbians - HEARTBEAT - the transbians mobbed it to head canon all the characters as trans while complaining about the lack of trans representation, resulting in the lead's gf tweeting out deliberately inflammatory terf/peaking content and the lead putting it on sale for 41%

God bless them. Maybe if people had done the same thing 10 years ago, we wouldn't be in this mess.

 

[Aliénor]

Late, but Merry Christmas, Kevin. May your bolt-ons be horrifyingly big, may you refuse to dilate your new amhole, and may you find a new home in 2023 as Bonnie drives you off the land. We expect great entertainment from you next year. Do not disappoint us.

 

[Box Tie]

Don't get your hopes up, Bonnie is too late. Penny is taking his two kink projects to the second Ranch location which just so happens to only be big enough for the three of them.

Bonnie is going to be framed as the bad guy for destroying the primary Ranch location as he tries to salvage whats left of his financials and Penny will find a new way to salve his sheepdog complex.

During all this Kevin will only have eyes for the vast improvement in material living conditions. He won't know what alpacas are by the end of 2023.

tl;dr: Kevin wins.

 

[Cotton]

Frankly this one made me a little so I'm about to nitpick it.

He could've just said "If I had money I could've done this". I think anyone normal would've said "If I had money I could've done this". What the hell does capitalism have anything to do with it?

It made me MATI too, so I want to talk about it some more.

I believe Kevin is retarded and thinks Magical Communism is a politically relevant possibility. In this fantasy future, technology is freed from the repressive forces of capitalism and enemy ideology by communism. An era of sci-fi science creates limitless resources and everybody gets everything they want because the communists are in charge. Idiot that he is, Kevin bitterly complains about utopia not manifesting and blames capitalists, TERFs, the fash, the cis, etc.

Kevin's famous claim that the only barriers preventing troons from getting uterus implants are "political in nature" is a good example of this mindset. What he wants is available but other people aren't letting him have it. It's unfair and he's being cheated out of what is rightfully his. The void between reality and what Kevin thinks is real or possible is where he seethes in rage and dilates in despair. He is trapped between a reality he will not accept and a future that does not exist.

Obviously this only one small part of the cesspool known as Kevin/Kathryn Gibes. Still, I offer this drop of sludge for your consideration.

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin uses Kaiser, it's pretty obvious by the healthcare he's able to obtain that he's on welfare. Jen has the same shit, and I think at least admitted he is cause of his back (I assume the original reason, I doubt the front hole helped much).

Anyway, Bonnie said Kevin and Jen are just Penny's "pets". So I'm sure they get toys too. Bonnie also said Kevin only has loyalty to people he finds attractive.
Also, Kevin blocked him.

Tranny Waco is the Total Retard War we deserve dammit!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I believe Kevin is retarded and thinks Magical Communism is a politically relevant possibility. In this fantasy future, technology is freed from the repressive forces of capitalism and enemy ideology by communism. An era of sci-fi science creates limitless resources and everybody gets everything they want because the communists are in charge. Idiot that he is, Kevin bitterly complains about utopia not manifesting and blames capitalists, TERFs, the fash, the cis, etc.

Kevin's famous claim that the only barriers preventing troons from getting uterus implants are "political in nature" is a good example of this mindset. What he wants is available but other people aren't letting him have it. It's unfair and he's being cheated out of what is rightfully his. The void between reality and what Kevin thinks is real or possible is where he seethes in rage and dilates in despair. He is trapped between a reality he will not accept and a future that does not exist.

Kevin is certainly retarded but I think you're giving him too much credit here by granting him a philosophy, he's simply repeating what other communists say. It's pretty much been an axiom since Marx and Engels that scarcity does not exist not in some technologically advanced future but the here and now and is only caused for everyone by the capitalists hoarding through the fiction of property. Even non-communists sympathetic to the "left" (and sometimes the "right") say this constantly about all kinds of things.

Because Kevin is stupid he doesn't understand why he can't just have whatever he wants, possibly because this has been his experience, so when this happens (for any reason) and he's told it's the fault of someone else being malicious against him personally he accepts it as true. The "communism" he supports, not really as I and others have shown throughout his thread*, is as you got to at the end there merely the language he's stolen to frame the difference between reality he does not like (capitalism) and the utopia he imagines himself entitled to by the fact of his existence (communism) and is most likely the result of social factors related to who he's associated with. It's entirely possible that an alternative Kevin would simply ascribe these same things to the work of Satan and longed for the day when Goddess accepted him into her ample bosom, we could come up with a multitude of similar hypothetical Kevin's with the same mindset (some even have threads here) but I think that one is an easy example familiar enough to everyone and that Kevin would dislike.

I think it's highly likely that Kevin would struggle to conceive of a world or even a universe outside of his personal existence unless it's tied to some fictional universe he consooms.

*example since I just came back across these on my hard drive today:

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Let's see, things preventing Kevin from just appearing at Steph's spontaneously:

1. Money. Much, much older than capitalism. If anything, someone of Kevin's station just being able to jet off across the ocean is something pretty unique to the capitalist era. Kevin didn't even have to indenture himself to pay for passage to the Old Word! Also, fun fact, if a tranch serf flees to a city and manages to live as their sex-assigned-at-birth for a year and a day, the tranch must acknowledge their freedom.
2. Green-cards and border control. Now, borders did used to be much looser than they generally are today, but that was largely because they were less enforceable. Even so, countries exiled or forbade individuals from entering all the time.
3. Travel logistics. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think we had teleporters before capitalism. More seriously, yes, it has in fact always taken time and effort to arrange intercontinental travel.

In short, Kevin basically uses "capitalism" to refer to any and all obstacles to anything, some as old as civilization, some built into the very fabric of the universe.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin uses Kaiser, it's pretty obvious by the healthcare he's able to obtain that he's on welfare.

Kaiser isn't necessarily welfare-tier. That can be pretty good employer-provided healthcare. It really depends on where you are and what you're using it for.