Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

JCDenthog said:
Fatrick really is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving. Every day it's like opening a wonderful present of a pathetic fat man arguing with his own organs and bodily fluids.
how many people in this thread listened to Opie and Anthony? I started listening to the old shows because of this thread
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Patrice O'Neil episodes are the best. The one where you have a bunch of working class 20-50 year-old black and white man calling in to talk about work and small race stuff is the best.
 
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Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU said:
Patrick spent Christmas morning arguing with his jizz on Twitter
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Is Fatty claiming he breastfeeds children? I know he's a fat faggot with bitch tits but I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.
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I'm really glad Fatrick took the time to clear that up! For a minute I thought his liver had gained sentience and internet access, logging in just to insult its niggeroni-loving owner. Then I realized only a 1.2 GPA retard would feel the need to issue a correction to a silly troll account followed by an impotent threat.
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Imagine being the cop who has to take calls from this fatass, and he's asked what crime has been committed, and he says they sent him a picture of a wookie and pretended to be his liver and said "meep meep" at him and this is totally a gigantic felony on the level of murder.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being the cop who has to take calls from this fatass, and he's asked what crime has been committed, and he says they sent him a picture of a wookie and pretended to be his liver and said "meep meep" at him and this is totally a gigantic felony on the level of murder.
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You know, considering the horrifying shit that cops routinely see/deal with, at least that cop could have a good chuckle at the antics surrounding this fat pig and maybe it would cheer up a few more as it gets passed around the station and when they feel overwhelmed at the shit they get mired in, they can stop for a few minutes and laugh at the retard who spends his days arguing with his liver/toilet/fart blanket on twitter.
 
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JCDenthog said:
how many people in this thread listened to Opie and Anthony? I started listening to the old shows because of this thread
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Listen to the playlists with Louis CK and Colin Quinn. Those are the best IMO. Otherwise give Ron & Fez a try. I think if RF was around when the farms was there would have absolutely been a Fez thread
 
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AnOminous said:
Is Fatty claiming he breastfeeds children? I know he's a fat faggot with bitch tits but I'm pretty sure that doesn't work.

Imagine being the cop who has to take calls from this fatass, and he's asked what crime has been committed, and he says they sent him a picture of a wookie and pretended to be his liver and said "meep meep" at him and this is totally a gigantic felony on the level of murder.
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Felony 'meep meep' posting, atalker.

Wait for the kaboom.
 
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valis said:
Felony 'meep meep' posting, atalker.

Wait for the kaboom.
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When I read this utter mongoloid saying shit like this, I wonder does he seriously actually believe people are going to prison any day now for sending him a picture of a wookie? And if he doesn't, does he believe the people he's threatening with this dumb shit believe it? Who is his audience for this mongolian retardation?
 
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Fucking yuck.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wonder does he seriously actually believe people are going to prison any day now for sending him a picture of a wookie? And if he doesn't, does he believe the people he's threatening with this dumb shit believe it? Who is his audience for this mongolian retardation?
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He really thinks he and Keff and the other people we make fun of are victims and the fbi has been quietly working on ways to punish the people who tease him. He thinks the government will crack down on “internet stalkers” any day now. He crosses his trotters and hopes that during the first month of the new year there will be a big announcement about new measures to combat “online violence.”

He also does think most of us are stupid and will be afraid of the police knocking on our doors to cart us off for sending some fatty a picture of Wile E Coyote.
 
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This is worse than the last one he showed. It's amazing that he thinks lower class people had these sentence constructions in casual conversation that I'd seriously doubt any human has ever had.

Also there's an ending quotation mark on the paragraph that starts with italics despite no one speaking. This is felonious quotation mark usage and he should not contact this number again.
 
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Fucking yuck.
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"You found SpaceEdge? Boomia?"
"Indeed."
"What did you learn?"
"Regrettably, our text conversation was cut short when they told me that Springfield Dan was at Hooligan's."
"So that explains why you are hiding under the pink blanket, then." Niki shook her head. "Going like this, Rick, you're likely as not to solve the cyberstalking by suing them yourself."
Tried that to no positive end. Rick thought to himself.

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, and here's to a new year of fat-posting!
 
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Associate Rick said:
You know, considering the horrifying shit that cops routinely see/deal with, at least that cop could have a good chuckle at the antics surrounding this fat pig and maybe it would cheer up a few more as it gets passed around the station and when they feel overwhelmed at the shit they get mired in, they can stop for a few minutes and laugh at the retard who spends his days arguing with his liver/toilet/fart blanket on twitter.
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Now I’m starting to wonder if the cops aren’t swatting fatrickrolls themselves. Bored? Instead of hanging out at Kwik trip just call in on that tinypecker dude.
 
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This shit literally hurts physically when I try to read it. The way he constructs the sentences is headache-enducing to parse and it also totally ruins any immersion you can possibly experience. Really lets you feel the touch of 1.2 GPA master's hand.

Not a native speaker though, so it might be some issue with retarded me.
 
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The son was coding said:
This shit literally hurts physically when I try to read it. The way he constructs the sentences is headache-enducing to parse and it also totally ruins any immersion you can possibly experience. Really lets you feel the touch of 1.2 GPA master's hand.

Not a native speaker though, so it might be some issue with retarded me.
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Oh it is definitely not a you issue. His stories read like they were written by an eight year old kid that was raised by chimps.
 
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