Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Joggin Noggin]

I haven't watched any Nick content since his birthday stream, which I only got like an hour into. Went back tonight and started watching more of it because of hearing of Kurt's spergout. Dude literally started crossing Megan lmao. Her point was retarded, but seeing the balding, obese man in his late 30's with the attitude of a 15 year old have a conniption fit about not getting any pussy was funny. Okay, back to talking about Noseman being a salty faggot

 

[Skint]

Sad to see Nick rushing towards the Ralphamale lifestyle

The only thing that's sad about it, is that Nick will most likely never outgunt Ralph. Fingers crossed though.

 

[Strix454]

Sounds pretty gay. When is Nick going to come out and join the Alphabet People community?

I would imagine Nick's current cope is that he isn't gay because he isn't giving (yet) and he isn't taking it into him (yet). The usual fantasy is that its all about these gay guys lusting for chadly him rather than anything to do with him. That he goes to gay bars for adventure with the wife rather than because he wants to be around gay men and have gay sex.
The wife (no matter how dumb) usually eventually figures these things out and divorce ensues. The other typical direction for this to go is for Nick to use his wife as bait. If you really want the swinger wife, you have to do the swinger husband first.

He seems openly "bi" at this point.

Nick is dollar-store Charlie Sheen now. I'm expecting "tiger blood" rants anytime now. Its just a matter of whats going to get him at this point: (a) drugs rotting his brain (b) STDs (c) alcoholism (d) sexual grifters moving in on his money.

 

[JCDenthog]

There's something to be said about the internet famous cycle on Kiwifarms. You start beloved (or at least not universal hated/laughed at) you reach bigger and better goals, and then something happens. Something really stupid happens and suddenly that flightless bird enthusiast forum goes from laughing with you, to laughing at you.

 

[JamusActimus]

I know I am late but when does the Kurt sperg out start?

It's my Birthday and I'll Stream if I Want To - With Some Homies

So, I'm starting this stream at 11PM and at midnight it will be my birthday. I'm inviting a bunch of friends to have a raucous panel show. We're going to dri...

www.youtube.com

 

[Kosher Salt]

But if Nick is really being investigated again by the OLPR, I suspect what's going on is that they or one of the complainants are alleging that Nick's threat to dox the complainants constitutes intimidation that will deter people from going through the ethics complaint process. The frame of "if you file an ethics complaint against me, I will post your full name and address online to my several thousand braying paying fans" is a terrible look for an attorney, even if the complaints are frivolous, which they were in this case btw. It may not be a terrible look for an entertainer/shock jock, but it's a terrible look for an attorney.

If an ethics complaint is investigated, it becomes public, including their full name and address. They consent to this when they file the complaint. The instructions literally say that they're going to forward it to the lawyer and "If you are not comfortable with the attorney having certain information, do not put it in your complaint."

http://lprb.mncourts.gov/complaints/LawyerComplaintDocs/Complaint%20Instructions%20-%20English.pdf

"Nick's threat to dox the complainants" is something that they consented to already, and something that was already guaranteed to happen if their complaint was successful.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

Nick, if you are reading this: COPE, SEETHE, BALLDO.

 

[AnOminous]

"Nick's threat to dox the complainants" is something that they consented to already, and something that was already guaranteed to happen if their complaint was successful.

It may be a closer call than you think. I doubt it's disbarrable but it's at least conceivable he gets a sternly worded reprimand for it. I don't think he should under the circumstances, but the fact he's not been going on about it indicates he may be concerned.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

His whole "Once people have decided you are a [thing]" response is fucking infuriating.

Bitch, we didn't decide shit. You told us you have a St. Andrews cross that you fucked your wife on. You told us that you went to some Caribbean nudist beach (which even a cursory look shows is a swingers resort) and won the fetish night costume competition. You told us you used a bonkers joke of a degenerate sex toy to sodomize said wife, and tried to offer a detailed review of the experience as a selling point for your Locals. You told us that you celebrated your birthday in your underwear at a motherfucking gay bar. You told us that you, a man in his forties, have started fucking on Molly like a gay 17 year old raver in 1996. And in your oh so righteous preacherman tone you lectured us that if we found any of this out of the ordinary we were freedom hating killjoy prudes.

Nick, with your continued oversharing and inability to take a goddamn hint, you convinced us you were a goddamn joke, cooming though some kind of mid-life crisis. And by God I'm gonna laugh at that joke.

He's got a St. Andrews cross? At his house? Thats a pretty specialized piece of S&M gear; no shoe0nhead grade """BDSM lifestyler""" would even know what that is.

If they do truly own one, Id reckon he and lady rakets probably have a little dungeon setup in their house. And if thats the case, I wonder just how much exposure their kids have had to their sexcapades. Imagine stumbling into that one room your parents left unlocked one time...

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

He's got a St. Andrews cross? At his house? Thats a pretty specialized piece of S&M gear; no shoe0nhead grade """BDSM lifestyler""" would even know what that is.

If they do truly own one, Id reckon he and lady rakets probably have a little dungeon setup in their house. And if thats the case, I wonder just how much exposure their kids have had to their sexcapades. Imagine stumbling into that one room your parents left unlocked one time...

Even though it was during a stream that was long after the Hedonism event, I do remember him saying that he had a St.Andrew's Cross hidden under the bed because of a superchat which made me frown slightly about why he would say such a thing.
From then on, he kept disappointing more and more.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Even though it was during a stream that was long after the Hedonism event, I do remember him saying that he had a St.Andrew's Cross hidden under the bed because of a superchat which made me frown slightly about why he would say such a thing.
From then on, he kept disappointing more and more.

Then I guess they're not THAT far gone. Its likely one of the amateur grade toy store jobs, not the real deal, custom order dungeon kits that are made of solid lumber.

Still, one day (if it hasnt happened already) his kids will look through Nick's internet footprint and provided the farms is still around find their parent's sexcapades documented here. Hell, maybe they might even join and share some stories - we can only hope.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Will we ever get a stream not about sex? A 40 year old man saying "pounding pissers" is so embarrassing.

 

[Phillip Green]

He's got a St. Andrews cross? At his house? Thats a pretty specialized piece of S&M gear; no shoe0nhead grade """BDSM lifestyler""" would even know what that is.

If they do truly own one, Id reckon he and lady rakets probably have a little dungeon setup in their house. And if thats the case, I wonder just how much exposure their kids have had to their sexcapades. Imagine stumbling into that one room your parents left unlocked one time...

He's mentioned the St Andrew's cross on several streams, going back at least a few months. I think it was the first firm WTF for a lot of the audience that he wasn't just joking about all the creepy sex shit. He claims they hide it from the kids, but yeah, seems like a bit of sizable bit of kit to move about the house when the kids are out and you want a quick session. Maybe it's on rollers?

Other fun fact: the papal miter he wears for unbreaded was sent to him by a fan who claims to have previously worn it during ritual sex magic.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Will we ever get a stream not about sex? A 40 year old man saying "pounding pissers" is so embarrassing.

Those days may well be behind him as he's quickly slipping into his midlife crisis arc. Could well be that Nick discovers his lust for sodomy rivals his love of drinking and will become the focal point of his new channel: Rekeita Sodomy.

Maybe he'll even join the fuentes gang and they'll rebrand cozy tv to kosher tv. Maybe they'll start their own gaybar. Fags and Feds.

@Phillip Green
He's mentioned the St Andrew's cross on several streams, going back at least a few months. I think it was the first firm WTF for a lot of the audience that he wasn't just joking about all the creepy sex shit. He claims they hide it from the kids, but yeah, seems like a bit of sizable bit of kit to move about the house when the kids are out and you want a quick session. Maybe it's on rollers?

Other fun fact: the papal miter he wears for unbreaded was sent to him by a fan who claims to have previously worn it during ritual sex magic.

I think it would likely be one that easily breaks down and stores flat. A cursory search reveals that there are quite a possibilities on that front. Here's one, for example:

BDSM Dungeon Furniture - Portable St. Andrews Cross

Simple stable BDSM St. Andrews cross that breaks down for easy transportation or storage.

brutalpassion.com

Nick Rekeita, when you read this, since you've already spilled the beans, can you at least clear this matter up for us? We need to know just how good your taste in gear is.

 

[Puff]

Then I guess they're not THAT far gone. Its likely one of the amateur grade toy store jobs, not the real deal, custom order dungeon kits that are made of solid lumber.

Still, one day (if it hasnt happened already) his kids will look through Nick's internet footprint and provided the farms is still around find their parent's sexcapades documented here. Hell, maybe they might even join and share some stories - we can only hope.

It's a custom piece that he ordered on stream. A viewer chatted who makes them amongst other wooden fetish shit.I'm not wading through streams to find out what the name of the place is to see if it's any good.
He's also got a sex swing that he rarely uses because of hanging it up and taking it down being a pain in the ass.

For those asking about storage, it disassembles and packs flat. It's made of "Australian Hardwood" by an Aussie

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

It's a custom piece that he ordered on stream. A viewer chatted who makes them amongst other wooden fetish shit.I'm not wading through streams to find out what the name of the place is to see if it's any good.
He's also got a sex swing that he rarely uses because of hanging it up and taking it down being a pain in the ass.

For those asking about storage, it disassembles and packs flat. It's made of "Australian Hardwood" by an Aussie

Dang, Nick went all out then. I recant my previous aspersion of him being a tasteless (in this regard) degenerate. If he had one custom built and shipped from fucking ozland, chances are its a sweet piece.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Will we ever get a stream not about sex? A 40 year old man saying "pounding pissers" is so embarrassing.

Just wait until he identifies as hetroflexible and there are pics of him in the Jack Murphy pose taking a trip to ram ranch.

It's only a matter of time until he is Gaysplaining about his love for BBC. Wonder what his troon name will be.

 

[Shush]

That clip awhile back about wanting to spend Christmas down in Jamaica away from all the holiday responsibilities to his kids got me wondering. Could it be his trust fund allowance was increased due to the kids?

He’s mentioned having jobs when he was younger that he hated, but it seems once the kids came into the picture he didn’t have to work anymore, he even speaks of his lawyering in a way one would talk about a hobby.

Is it possible that when he was younger his parents put a cap on the trust fund payout that made him work, but kept him from destitution, in an attempt to force him to grow and develop like a normal person? Could it be Nick had kids, not out of a desire for family, but instead to get greater access to his familial wealth? It might explain why:

• two parents always at home need a nanny
• no concern about the kids seeing the risque pictures of them
• going on trips exclusively to satisfy their kinks
• speaking with annoyance anytime responsibilities to the kids come up
• 40+ year old wife with nose ring (strongest argument for case)

A month or two ago I would of never considered this. Things move fast in the spiral.

 

[feral cat #6385]

That clip awhile back about wanting to spend Christmas down in Jamaica away from all the holiday responsibilities to his kids got me wondering. Could it be his trust fund allowance was increased due to the kids?

He’s mentioned having jobs when he was younger that he hated, but it seems once the kids came into the picture he didn’t have to work anymore, he even speaks of his lawyering in a way one would talk about a hobby.

Is it possible that when he was younger his parents put a cap on the trust fund payout that made him work, but kept him from destitution, in an attempt to force him to grow and develop like a normal person? Could it be Nick had kids, not out of a desire for family, but instead to get greater access to his familial wealth? It might explain why:

• two parents always at home need a nanny
• no concern about the kids seeing the risque pictures of them
• going on trips exclusively to satisfy their kinks
• speaking with annoyance anytime responsibilities to the kids come up
• 40+ year old wife with nose ring (strongest argument for case)

A month or two ago I would of never considered this. Things move fast in the spiral.

Don't forget the abundance of trailer trash tats.
Drug use.
Excessive drinking.

Mini Hunter Biden.

 

[AnyballLecter]

It may be a closer call than you think. I doubt it's disbarrable but it's at least conceivable he gets a sternly worded reprimand for it.

Now this man, Rekieta, tell me, how do he respond to negative feedback?