DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Nurse Ratchet]

I swear the happiest I've seen DSP in a while was when he was daydreaming about all the food he can eat during his "super bowl event"

I can get like nachooos uhh maybe order like a pizza

this is the most thought he's put into a goal this year and it's all about what shit he can stuff in his fat face kek, pigga thinks he's amberlynn reid

Also! To avoid double posting I'll just edit this. What do you guys think Dave's secret "surprise" for 2023 will be? He's mentioned it offhanded for a couple months now but I haven't seen much speculation. My guess is something VERY minor that he makes out to be the biggest deal ever but that's a given.

Oh!! Oh!! I could not possibly give less of a fuck!!

Since it's not going to be him demonstrating how to brush his rotty corn kernel teeth with a 12 gauge, I don't fucking care. And every time he has launched into his high-pitched Hype Guy Televangelist Voice about it, I scramble to ragequit the video as fast as I can because he's just too fucking lame & gay to not affect my mood.

Lol. But I'll predict: it'll be a font change. WOAW DEWD AUMAIGHAD. Amaze.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Fun times!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Walmart - Warmart
Wrong - Wong

How much did he have to drink this past couple of days? The mispronunciations are racking up on this stream.

Edit: LMAO, ranting about Secret Limited's video and Khet looking like a horse 'running meme.'

Some gold dust tonight boyos.

 

[Balr0g]

Walmart - Warmart
Wrong - Wong

How much did he have to drink this past couple of days? The mispronunciations are racking up on this stream.

Edit: LMAO, ranting about Secret Limited's video and Khet looking like a horse 'running meme.'

Some gold dust tonight boyos.

Probably pissed that a detractor video got so many views within a couple of hours while his "meaningful khantent2 gets next to nothing. And hey Phil it's your own words. Can't pigsplain them away (except "missing context")

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I'll admit, listening to Phil "react" to Secret's video had me howling with laughter.

Hey, guys, if you're wrong once, according to Phil, YOU CAN NEVER BE CORRECT EVER AGAIN! My word, it's so dumb, it needs a 2000's style meme to capture how dumb that is.

Also, Phil's trying to start up another detractor Civil War. If we're going to have another civil war, can I be Iron Man?

And, also, let's not overlook Phil's attempt at gaslighting. If you believe this, you're craaaaaaaaaazy....

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'll admit, listening to Phil "react" to Secret's video had me howling with laughter.

Hey, guys, if you're wrong once, according to Phil, YOU CAN NEVER BE CORRECT EVER AGAIN! My word, it's so dumb, it needs a 2000's style meme to capture how dumb that is.

Also, Phil's trying to start up another detractor Civil War. If we're going to have another civil war, can I be Iron Man?

And, also, let's not overlook Phil's attempt at gaslighting. If you believe this, you're craaaaaaaaaazy....

The WWE Champions segment has to eat him up inside. It's 100% undeniable.

 

[marlintan]

I genuinely believe that DSP is probably around 95-100 IQ. He is the definition of a midwit. He came from a small school, and was first in his class (of like 30), he then went to college and got a super serious business degree! But all that shit did is make him think he's smarter than he actually is.

And as time progressed, and his interactions with people became smaller and smaller, his brain has begun to rot. Just like all those HUGE muscles he used to have when he was a "bodybuilder". It's all turned into goo, because the brain needs exercise just like everything else. You can see this especially in his use of big words that he clearly learned in highschool or college, but has forgotten any of the original meaning (liquidity and percentile come to mind).

He's the perfect midwit meme. Just because he performed above average scholastically he thinks that he is born smart, so why does he need to learn new things? He's already a genius! He was valedictorian dood! But all IQ is, is your ability to process things. It has nothing to do with knowledge, and Dave is the shining example. There are many people with lower IQs that are much smarter than DSP will ever be, because they know who they are and don't assume they were born special.

I would classify it more as developing his brain only for begging and not other intellectual pursuits, i'm lucky to get $50 out of jojo, ppb gets hundreds on the daily, there is developed skill in fleecing folks, imo, (think used car salesman)

 

[Lord_Point]

In what world is Dave average IQ? I would be shocked if the retard is above 75. He has zero ability to problem solve and gets tripped up on puzzles in games designed for literal children. There are countless examples of him being absolute dumbfounded on even the most basic logic puzzles in games.

To anyone who thinks Phil is average IQ id honestly like to see your most impressive video example of Phil encountering a problem and solving it on his own. (begging to solve his money problem doesn't count)

 

[Elbe]

There's something exquisite about a man extolling his success while earnestly trying to defend his wife against the charge of looking like a horse.

 

[Iron Father]

View attachment 4152447
What is Phil showing the stream?

Reminiscing about the old days of getting Rambo in a hotel room and filming his feet all night.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Swear to God it's growing. Regular (((italian))) guy here.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Has to be seen to be believed. I love when he tries to go full Divide et Impera on the detractors again by implying that detractors should be angy at Secret because he "steals" their work.

 

[Kheapathic]

Do we count that as confirmation that Phil and Kat don't sleep in the same bed (or probably even the same room)?

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

 

[Dona Morte]

Behold RUBBER MAN.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Probably pissed that a detractor video got so many views within a couple of hours while his "meaningful khantent2 gets next to nothing. And hey Phil it's your own words. Can't pigsplain them away (except "missing context")

Not just this but everyone and their grandma shared it and hyped it up. It's something he can never have and will never achieve, a true sense of community and respect toward him not because of who he is but the quality of what he produces.

Do we count that as confirmation that Phil and Kat don't sleep in the same bed (or probably even the same room)?

Keep in mind he snores like a beast and refuses to take any measures to address it so it's pretty much a no brainer. Also his wife wakes up early as he goes to bed after midnight, so there's pretty much no chance they're sleeping in the same rooms, just logically speaking.

Has to be seen to be believed. I love when he tries to go full Divide et Impera on the detractors again by implying that detractors should be angy at Secret because he "steals" their work.

Segments like this solidify him just autistically living in his own reality. Detractors are happy to be featured or shouted out in those videos because the videos are good and are enjoyed by many people. It feels more like a community effort. Of course the greedy rat would understand nothing from that. Naturally, the detractors who actually care about the money won't be in those videos, because what they make is ASS. Hello, Doody!

 

[Balr0g]

Keep in mind he snores like a beast and refuses to take any measures to address it so it's pretty much a no brainer. Also his wife wakes up early as he goes to bed after midnight, so there's pretty much no chance they're sleeping in the same rooms, just logically speaking.

Heck who knows if Ket actually needa a full bed just for herself considering that she has ballooned thanks to Phil and his obsessive love for slop. As always: everything Phil touches turns to shit.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Does he really think he is the only person to ask permission to use another peoples work? That's what it sounds like to me, it sounds like he thinks Secretlife just took those clips when in reality he very likely asked and they said yes.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Has to be seen to be believed. I love when he tries to go full Divide et Impera on the detractors again by implying that detractors should be angy at Secret because he "steals" their work.

It's so obvious to call it but I knew he'd be sperging about it. The video is really well done as always and destroys the cultish arguments Phil tries to make. So all he can do is scream like a child.

 

[Lord_Point]

I hate to say it but Phil is right, secret limited is the real villain in the detractors vs dent war. We now have no choice but to start total retard war among the detractors and leave phil alone to flourish. I can't believe Phil has successfully divided us so brilliantly. My only hope is Phil does not further divide us by cope ranting about other detractor content he totally doesn't watch.