I haven't decided if I'm adding Profound Pat to my favourite Pat or most hated Pat list.
This reads like bad fanfiction. I know we like to rip on Fat for anything and everything, but his writing is unironically really bad.
That shit read like the literary version of the euphoric atheist. It's the most random.txt thing I've ever seen piggy oink.
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I copied this passage, mistakes and all, onto a writing to IQ algorithm (to the best of my ability, I'm phonefagging atm) and it determined what we already knew, Pat is a midwit:
Should be mentioned that Stephanie Zvan is well known Atheist/ Feminism from Minnesota while Patty is just known to be a fat cunt online. A lot changed for her in 11 years, meanwhile Patty is the same fat fuck that deserves to get punched in the face.Yesterday, BudDickman at ONA made a fantastic archeological find: Fatty being a cunt (in 2011, 7 years before Norm/11) to everybody in the comment section of an article. According to some people at ONA, this was a few weeks before the Lappening and getting dumped. It's a long read, but worth it. He manages to:
- Be a general asshole
- Make the whole article section about himself
- CorrecT The record
- Brag about being a writer, with a fantastic project that will probably make him rich
- Be a condescending cunt
- Complain "you don't get to call me Patty"
Vesta | ScienceBlogs
This is the picture of Vesta, which is an object in our solar system:scienceblogs.com
2011 spergathon from "Patty"
In the comments section for this article, we see a primordial version of the faggot we know today being pretentious, complaining about being called Patty, and bragging about book sales for some anthology project that he supplied 1/12th of the content for...
And please, please PLEASE remember: he was picked at random by the stlakers.
This asshole is absolutely beyond saving... what a talent for making enemies! I have no doubts he'll not die a natural death.
I genuinely experience secondhand embarrassment reading Pat's Tiny Tim fanfiction, but that's not the greatest issue. In my reading, I get the impression that this is a cash-in bastardization from a man desperate for publication rather than something done out of genuine appreciation for the source material. It's not a tribute or parody in the slightest. It's not even fun or an exciting concept, there is absolutely zero passion or respect here. It's completely necrotic and sterile and lacks any identity at all. At least poorly-written fanfiction has a great reverence for the source material, generally, and you can tell the writer is having lots of fun with it. Not so, here.
Lmao, if he hires you, he's probably gonna spend less than whatever he spent unbanning and making him verified on the bird site (it's what smug lefties on Twitter are calling it now, cause reasons).
Yarrow’s Jeffrey Dahmer fanfiction is more readable than this. At least she fucking cares and enjoys writing it, even though it’s putrid, in terrible taste, and written in the second person. Yeah, Pat. That bad.
I can't sing that stanza out loud due to laughter.
Yesterday, BudDickman at ONA made a fantastic archeological find: Fatty being a cunt (in 2011, 7 years before Norm/11) to everybody in the comment section of an article. According to some people at ONA, this was a few weeks before the Lappening and getting dumped. It's a long read, but worth it. He manages to:
- Be a general asshole
- Make the whole article section about himself
- CorrecT The record
- Brag about being a writer, with a fantastic project that will probably make him rich
- Be a condescending cunt
- Complain "you don't get to call me Patty"
Vesta | ScienceBlogs
This is the picture of Vesta, which is an object in our solar system:2011 spergathon from "Patty"
In the comments section for this article, we see a primordial version of the faggot we know today being pretentious, complaining about being called Patty, and bragging about book sales for some anthology project that he supplied 1/12th of the content for...
And please, please PLEASE remember: he was picked at random by the stlakers.
This asshole is absolutely beyond saving... what a talent for making enemies! I have no doubts he'll not die a natural death.
Good lord is he a fucking CUNT. These make his FPKClub posts look nice in comparison. I feed bad that Adrienne had to put up with him for so long.Yesterday, BudDickman at ONA made a fantastic archeological find: Fatty being a cunt (in 2011, 7 years before Norm/11) to everybody in the comment section of an article. According to some people at ONA, this was a few weeks before the Lappening and getting dumped. It's a long read, but worth it. He manages to:
- Be a general asshole
- Make the whole article section about himself
- CorrecT The record
- Brag about being a writer, with a fantastic project that will probably make him rich
- Be a condescending cunt
- Complain "you don't get to call me Patty"
Vesta | ScienceBlogs
This is the picture of Vesta, which is an object in our solar system:2011 spergathon from "Patty"
In the comments section for this article, we see a primordial version of the faggot we know today being pretentious, complaining about being called Patty, and bragging about book sales for some anthology project that he supplied 1/12th of the content for...
And please, please PLEASE remember: he was picked at random by the stlakers.
This asshole is absolutely beyond saving... what a talent for making enemies! I have no doubts he'll not die a natural death.
Not entirely true. You can argue all day how much anything he has done made any impact on anything or anybody around him but there is one thing he has done that does have impact. He has salted the earth around the half hovel preventing things from growing there for a long time.
Being realistic he probably fucked it up somehow and the next owner will grow a beautiful garden where he salted.
