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This worthless drunk was probably passed out on the couch and missed them.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Guessing he's pushing hard for FedEx to refund the "generous viewer" because he's expecting them to tip him the money as soon as they get refunded? Also the first bhai on the phone probably didn't want to listen to a 30 minute prestream podcast segment and just peaced out. Either that or DSP went full King of Hate on the poor dude.
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME! JESUS CHRIST MAN! WANT ME TO RUN YOUR FUCKING SHIPPING COMPANY FOR YOU?
WHERE IS MY PACKAGE, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME! JESUS CHRIST MAN! WANT ME TO RUN YOUR FUCKING SHIPPING COMPANY FOR YOU?
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tl:dr there are solutions to dave's issue that don't involve gin, an elevated blood pressure and twitter
I love when our dear leader talks about transport and logistics, I wonder if he'd survive one day as a driver or a minimum wage depot worker, anyways
FedEx can subcontract a third party 24/7 delivery service (usually their own same day service), and the fedex courier gets the bill, this would be the worst case scenario i.e mad customer, time or temp sensitive parcel, driver being a cock, etc
dave can ask for his parcel to be redirected to an authorised collection point (somewhere which is open after 1800hrs), i.e Safeway-we call them third party agents, idk what burgerland calls them
(Renton, Seattle FedEx locations/agents)
FedEx opens at 0900hrs, dave could have asked the CSR to hold the parcel at the FedEx depot and dave can pick it up when they open, his gameplay doesn't start until 1245hrs
FedEx shipping rates, if you wanna try and get an estimate of the cost, NY to WA is around $150-$200, but unsure on paypig location
Conclusion: don't expect a courier company to add your delivery instructions/contact info to your parcels, give them zero chance and zero reason to get it wrong
LOVE U GUYS MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
I love when our dear leader talks about transport and logistics, I wonder if he'd survive one day as a driver or a minimum wage depot worker, anyways
FedEx can subcontract a third party 24/7 delivery service (usually their own same day service), and the fedex courier gets the bill, this would be the worst case scenario i.e mad customer, time or temp sensitive parcel, driver being a cock, etc
dave can ask for his parcel to be redirected to an authorised collection point (somewhere which is open after 1800hrs), i.e Safeway-we call them third party agents, idk what burgerland calls them
(Renton, Seattle FedEx locations/agents)
FedEx opens at 0900hrs, dave could have asked the CSR to hold the parcel at the FedEx depot and dave can pick it up when they open, his gameplay doesn't start until 1245hrs
FedEx shipping rates, if you wanna try and get an estimate of the cost, NY to WA is around $150-$200, but unsure on paypig location
Conclusion: don't expect a courier company to add your delivery instructions/contact info to your parcels, give them zero chance and zero reason to get it wrong
you don't need a tracking number to redirect or add delivery instructions to your parcel, just the delivery address and usually a description of the box/parcel
LOVE U GUYS MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
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I like the top comment on the YouTube video - "Maybe they entered the gate code but it kept dropping inputs." Sounds as plausible as any of this retards any other theories.
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I wasn't there for the escort saga but didn't the dutch couple blackmail Phil at one point then it stopped and then started again? I remember GTG saying something about this so he assumed that Phil actually paid some money so that the blackmail stopped. Or am I mistaken this part?
Anyway I hope for ther cherry on top of DarkSydeKarewn's rant (I bet he gets that extra money because being a Karen works more often then not) that the capture device he gets breaks on the first try and then short circuits his entire gamer shit. Man that would be a nice new years start. I know that sounds really black hearted but imho he deserves it.
Also, look at this delicious ratio
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He just posted this and I'm inclined to agree with you
It's so transparent that he just wants some dramaclicks and pitybux tomorrow for a repeat of the PS5 Failed Delivery arc.
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Not a drama channel...
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Kat probably didn't answer the door again just like she did with his Series X
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It might not arrive today.
Holy shit Dave.
If you wanted it right away get up of your ASS.
This has got to be the most entitled bullshit.
Also I hope detractors re-enact his call to FedEx AT 11 PM.
Weirdo.
Holy shit Dave.
If you wanted it right away get up of your ASS.
This has got to be the most entitled bullshit.
Also I hope detractors re-enact his call to FedEx AT 11 PM.
Weirdo.
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Mr. 5k business expenses per month doesn't have a spare sub 100 dollar component that breaks, upending his business for days, having to ask his viewers what to do to fix this mess in the first place. Getting saved again by a whale because, why buy your own equipment right?
Too dumb and lazy to check the FedEx package pick up point regardless of what the customer service rep says about not being able to reach them by phone despite it being within business hours. Too stupid to just pick it up himself first thing in the morning but instead complain that the delivery driver might fuck it up again.
Still dares to call people unprofessional lmao.
Too dumb and lazy to check the FedEx package pick up point regardless of what the customer service rep says about not being able to reach them by phone despite it being within business hours. Too stupid to just pick it up himself first thing in the morning but instead complain that the delivery driver might fuck it up again.
Still dares to call people unprofessional lmao.
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Man oh man the gold dust with this video, 'tis the season for giving after all 
thanks Phil! And big ups Aqua Teal for the upload ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dgwE44vAE&t=829s)
I have some thoughts about this fiasco. Long Autismo post. * TLDR at the bottom *
First off, this happened on Phil's day off. What does Phil do on his day off? Doordash, groceries, Total Wine, Sherrie's Pies, gin and Jasper, WWE Champions, twitter, etc. He's a busy guy dood! Keep this in mind.
1.) Phil feels it necessary to say he lives in a gated community, which requires a gate code. (2:36) According to Phil, "FEDEX HAS THE GATE CODE" (2:42) Phil says that just recently, his parents sent him a package. He says "we didn't give FedEx the gate code, they already had it" (2:52) "They already have the gate code, so there's no excuse for FedEx to say they can't deliver a package, they already have the gate code to get into this facility" (3:02)
As you'll find out shortly, FedEx did not say they can't deliver the package, so it's strange to me that Phil emphasizes this. Regardless, it seems very likely that the gate code was not included with the shipping information for Phil's package, probably because Phil doesn't feel like he needs to list the gate code "because FedEx already has it" Fucking retard.
2.) "I'm sitting around waiting...Noon comes, it says it's out for delivery", never shows up, Oh! Delivery status changes, now it's coming by End of day" (3:14)I'm waiting all day, and the package still isn't showing up" (3:42)
But I thought Phil's days off were hectic! Full of running around, doing errands and prepping for the week, doing this, doing that. while also penny pinching of course! But Phil tells us he's just waiting around all day on his day off.
Even though Phil is waiting around all day, and, according to him, he's checked the tracking multiple times, it's Phils fan who sent the package, not Phil himself, who brings it to Phil's attention that the package was not delivered because Phil was not around to accept it. (3:50)
"It says, you weren't home to accept the package, so now its delayed" (4:03) "So I look at the tracking information, and it says at 4:44 PM my local time, someone attempted to deliver the package to my home, and I was unavailable" (4:20)
"If they had said, Oh, went to the front gate and couldn't get in, that would atleast make some sense." (4:3
But according to Phil, there is no excuse for this explanation, because FedEx already has the gate code, so this would be unacceptable.
Phil is adamant... FedEx is lying.
"That is an outright blatant lie" (4:10) "That is 100% a lie. There is no other way to describe it, that is just a lie." (4:30) "Literally, they lied and said it's my fault I didn't get the package" (4:42)
So right away you know this is bullshit because Phil is never wrong, it's never his fault. It's... FedEx's fault...
3.) "I don't appreciate that. I don't appreciate being lied about .. and right away I think that employee has some questions to answer to their management of why they lied about the reason why this package wasn't delivered."
I can't help but think of the Hori neckphone incident when he said this. Its totally not Phil's fault that he didn't see the package right in front of his door, its the fucking Amazon guy trying to steal his package because obviously he knew what was inside dood!
"I think 1 of 2 situations happened. Situation #1, employee shows up, Oops! I don't have the ability to reference gate codes, which i should have but i didnt do my job right today, so lie about it so i'm off the hook. Or #2, Oops! I'm juat running behind really badly today anyway, no way I'm gonna get it, so just lie about it and drive right by. (5:00)
"i don't want it delivered tomorrow. Why? Because if they didn't come today with the gate code, then who says they're going to come tomorrow with the gate code? Sounds to me like this person, whoever they are, just doesn't do their job right"
As you can clearly see, Phil has already made up his mind about what happened. The FedEx driver didn't have Phil's gate code, so he/she was unable to deliver Phil's package. Phil has already stated that it is not possible for FedEx to not have his gate code, so his explanation is, the FedEx driver either forgot to bring Phil's gate code with them today (???????) or was unable to access Phil's gate code from the universal FedEx gate code rolodex for some unexplainable reason, (????????) but, even so, this automatically means that this person is terrible at their job and deserves to be questioned by management.
I think Phil is projecting. Massively. I believe that Phil did not provide his gate code to the fan who shipped him the package, because he believed FedEx would just know it or have it on tap.
(Phil's accusation towards the FedEx driver) : "I don't have the ability to reference gate codes, which i should have but i didnt do my job right today, so lie about it so i'm off the hook."
(What probably actually happened) : I didn't give my gate code, which i should have, but i didn't list my shipping information correctly, so im going to lie so im off the hook.
4.) Call center woman to Phil : "We have this new thing on our website, ya know, create an account on the FedEx website, you put in your address and your information, you can actually put there, not only your address, but you can say specifically where to leave packages and you can leave information like gate codes and things there too, and then its listed there for all of our drivers to reference" ( 10:2
Phil to call center woman : "But they already have the code! They delivered something to me less than 2 weeks ago!
Call center woman to Phil : "Alright, but this is out process, sir"
Phil to call center woman : "Alright i'll do it"
"So i did it. I spent about 15 minutes extra, I set up the account, it's now there, my name is on their website, the address is there, the code is in there for the gate and everything." (10:51)
Phil admitted that he did not have a registered FedEx account, therefore the FedEx driver would not have been able to look up Phil's gate code. Blatant admission from the Pig.
TLDR
Phil did not provide the gate code to his gated community in the shipping information he gave to his fan who sent him the capture card. Phil did not have a FedEx account, so it was not possible for the FedEx driver to look up his gate code. Phil admitted this himself. Its.. Phils fault.
PS: Just like with Phil's staunchness with the gate code, Phil was adamant that he did not curse at the call center employees. So you know that Phil was swearing at those pajeets.
thanks Phil! And big ups Aqua Teal for the upload ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5dgwE44vAE&t=829s)I have some thoughts about this fiasco. Long Autismo post. * TLDR at the bottom *
First off, this happened on Phil's day off. What does Phil do on his day off? Doordash, groceries, Total Wine, Sherrie's Pies, gin and Jasper, WWE Champions, twitter, etc. He's a busy guy dood! Keep this in mind.
1.) Phil feels it necessary to say he lives in a gated community, which requires a gate code. (2:36) According to Phil, "FEDEX HAS THE GATE CODE" (2:42) Phil says that just recently, his parents sent him a package. He says "we didn't give FedEx the gate code, they already had it" (2:52) "They already have the gate code, so there's no excuse for FedEx to say they can't deliver a package, they already have the gate code to get into this facility" (3:02)
As you'll find out shortly, FedEx did not say they can't deliver the package, so it's strange to me that Phil emphasizes this. Regardless, it seems very likely that the gate code was not included with the shipping information for Phil's package, probably because Phil doesn't feel like he needs to list the gate code "because FedEx already has it" Fucking retard.
2.) "I'm sitting around waiting...Noon comes, it says it's out for delivery", never shows up, Oh! Delivery status changes, now it's coming by End of day" (3:14)I'm waiting all day, and the package still isn't showing up" (3:42)
But I thought Phil's days off were hectic! Full of running around, doing errands and prepping for the week, doing this, doing that. while also penny pinching of course! But Phil tells us he's just waiting around all day on his day off.
Even though Phil is waiting around all day, and, according to him, he's checked the tracking multiple times, it's Phils fan who sent the package, not Phil himself, who brings it to Phil's attention that the package was not delivered because Phil was not around to accept it. (3:50)
"It says, you weren't home to accept the package, so now its delayed" (4:03) "So I look at the tracking information, and it says at 4:44 PM my local time, someone attempted to deliver the package to my home, and I was unavailable" (4:20)
"If they had said, Oh, went to the front gate and couldn't get in, that would atleast make some sense." (4:3
But according to Phil, there is no excuse for this explanation, because FedEx already has the gate code, so this would be unacceptable. Phil is adamant... FedEx is lying.
"That is an outright blatant lie" (4:10) "That is 100% a lie. There is no other way to describe it, that is just a lie." (4:30) "Literally, they lied and said it's my fault I didn't get the package" (4:42)
So right away you know this is bullshit because Phil is never wrong, it's never his fault. It's... FedEx's fault...
3.) "I don't appreciate that. I don't appreciate being lied about .. and right away I think that employee has some questions to answer to their management of why they lied about the reason why this package wasn't delivered."
I can't help but think of the Hori neckphone incident when he said this. Its totally not Phil's fault that he didn't see the package right in front of his door, its the fucking Amazon guy trying to steal his package because obviously he knew what was inside dood!
"I think 1 of 2 situations happened. Situation #1, employee shows up, Oops! I don't have the ability to reference gate codes, which i should have but i didnt do my job right today, so lie about it so i'm off the hook. Or #2, Oops! I'm juat running behind really badly today anyway, no way I'm gonna get it, so just lie about it and drive right by. (5:00)
"i don't want it delivered tomorrow. Why? Because if they didn't come today with the gate code, then who says they're going to come tomorrow with the gate code? Sounds to me like this person, whoever they are, just doesn't do their job right"
As you can clearly see, Phil has already made up his mind about what happened. The FedEx driver didn't have Phil's gate code, so he/she was unable to deliver Phil's package. Phil has already stated that it is not possible for FedEx to not have his gate code, so his explanation is, the FedEx driver either forgot to bring Phil's gate code with them today (???????) or was unable to access Phil's gate code from the universal FedEx gate code rolodex for some unexplainable reason, (????????) but, even so, this automatically means that this person is terrible at their job and deserves to be questioned by management.
I think Phil is projecting. Massively. I believe that Phil did not provide his gate code to the fan who shipped him the package, because he believed FedEx would just know it or have it on tap.
(Phil's accusation towards the FedEx driver) : "I don't have the ability to reference gate codes, which i should have but i didnt do my job right today, so lie about it so i'm off the hook."
(What probably actually happened) : I didn't give my gate code, which i should have, but i didn't list my shipping information correctly, so im going to lie so im off the hook.
4.) Call center woman to Phil : "We have this new thing on our website, ya know, create an account on the FedEx website, you put in your address and your information, you can actually put there, not only your address, but you can say specifically where to leave packages and you can leave information like gate codes and things there too, and then its listed there for all of our drivers to reference" ( 10:2
Phil to call center woman : "But they already have the code! They delivered something to me less than 2 weeks ago!
Call center woman to Phil : "Alright, but this is out process, sir"
Phil to call center woman : "Alright i'll do it"
"So i did it. I spent about 15 minutes extra, I set up the account, it's now there, my name is on their website, the address is there, the code is in there for the gate and everything." (10:51)
Phil admitted that he did not have a registered FedEx account, therefore the FedEx driver would not have been able to look up Phil's gate code. Blatant admission from the Pig.
TLDR
Phil did not provide the gate code to his gated community in the shipping information he gave to his fan who sent him the capture card. Phil did not have a FedEx account, so it was not possible for the FedEx driver to look up his gate code. Phil admitted this himself. Its.. Phils fault.
PS: Just like with Phil's staunchness with the gate code, Phil was adamant that he did not curse at the call center employees. So you know that Phil was swearing at those pajeets.
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It's funny how he's fixated on streaming in 1080p when I put DDM in 144p. He's an amorphous glob of mash potatoes and his gameplay sucks. The L.Cowmilk transfers in low res just fine.
Speaking of drama, literally the only reason I know who keemstar is is because of The Guy. Before DSP went into it, the only thing I'd seen is like a 2 minute clip where he's with OnlyUseMeBlade talking to Wings, where Wings says Keemstar's home address and sneak threatens him (Wings is a piece of shit). BTW I don't take everything in that documentary about Keemstar as gospel, why would I?
Trust is something that is earned, not given away free to talking heads on the internet. I wish the dents understood that, but I guess that's what makes them dents. Just because The Guy acts entitled that he default deserves your trust, doesn't mean he does.
Everything he says is a confluence of ego-maniacal lies, paranoia, and a deteriorating memory (due to bad lifestyle choices). Drinking makes you pass out, but it actually inhibits quality sleep. When deprived of quality sleep to an extreme, your brain starts to hallucinate/dream while awake. It's like his entire stream of consciousness exists in a waking fever-dream. It's surreal to watch someone sleep-waddle through their entire nightmarish waking life.
Speaking of drama, literally the only reason I know who keemstar is is because of The Guy. Before DSP went into it, the only thing I'd seen is like a 2 minute clip where he's with OnlyUseMeBlade talking to Wings, where Wings says Keemstar's home address and sneak threatens him (Wings is a piece of shit). BTW I don't take everything in that documentary about Keemstar as gospel, why would I?
Trust is something that is earned, not given away free to talking heads on the internet. I wish the dents understood that, but I guess that's what makes them dents. Just because The Guy acts entitled that he default deserves your trust, doesn't mean he does.
Everything he says is a confluence of ego-maniacal lies, paranoia, and a deteriorating memory (due to bad lifestyle choices). Drinking makes you pass out, but it actually inhibits quality sleep. When deprived of quality sleep to an extreme, your brain starts to hallucinate/dream while awake. It's like his entire stream of consciousness exists in a waking fever-dream. It's surreal to watch someone sleep-waddle through their entire nightmarish waking life.
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The face of a guy who got drunk during the day, played some WWE Champions on the toilet and didn't hear the door bell.
It's caused by his want to never have to change. If Phil had his way, he would still be using a camcorder placed on a table recording his TV, making all the racial and sexual jokes he wants and still would be reuploading his shit in ten minute chunks. Phil hates to change and will use any excuse to not have to unless he's put in a position where he has no other choice in the matter.
He really thinks that a call center worker is going to waste company time to watch a YouTube video and act on it when he wasn't even the the 'tard paying them. Fucker really has no clue about how reality works and it's glorious.
He's so offended that he was marked as unavailable when the driver arrived and went straight to accusing them of lying (which is no doubt just what the system says when a package is undelivered). He really can't stand the idea of it being his fault that he missed it, especially with how busy it reportedly was (people don't like to hang around when their workload is large). And he's so hung up on the idea that it was the gate codes that it's honestly pathetic, especially since it's his idea, not the explanation given by FedEx.
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This fedex saga is brilliant, got to give it to the writers to make a nice side-arc for us to enjoy while we get through the anti-shilling main storyline arc.
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All future posters who claim Phil isn't a retard will be directed to this video. This is the most embarrassing thing he has done in a long time.
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There is no way in hell that paranoid Phil was going to give some random dent his gate code and phone number. The driver probably got to the gate, couldn't get in, couldn't phone Phil to let him in and so he just bounced.clothes in my closet said:
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It has to be noted that Phillip Burnell, 40 years old with a MomWife, Catson, and a bizznuss, cant even accept a delivery of a parcel. On his day off...
Everytime Khet is home, Phil gets his shit, PS5, exercise bike, chair...
But on Phils day off, he is 0/2 for opening the door and saying ''Thanks buddy, have a nice day''
The head phone saga and now the FED EX saga really highlights how desperate he is for any kind of drama to sperg out about and bait pity tips
Again, in recent memory, Phil is 0 out of two on taking in a fkn parcel from his own bloody door step
Everytime Khet is home, Phil gets his shit, PS5, exercise bike, chair...
But on Phils day off, he is 0/2 for opening the door and saying ''Thanks buddy, have a nice day''
The head phone saga and now the FED EX saga really highlights how desperate he is for any kind of drama to sperg out about and bait pity tips
Again, in recent memory, Phil is 0 out of two on taking in a fkn parcel from his own bloody door step
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And the beauty of it all is that he has two older capture cards (yes only 720p) with which he could theoretically bridge some days until the dents gift comes. But now in his autistic mind he has to stream in 1080p. I mean thjanks to another dent we see him now in glorious 1080p and now we have confirmation that he looks like a ghoul. Just imagine if the package doesn't show today as well. How is the snow down in Renton?
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Yes, the Hori headphone incident. Always important to remember that the one common denominator in the seemingly endless glut of 'customer service' issues Phil has is Phil himself. Had he ever even HAD a day off that he doesn't follow up with some story about him being smarter than some working schlub or schlubs who have somehow wronged him? Inedible or wrong food, he can't find some item at a store in the same place it used to be, some detail is missing or different from some previous agreement or interaction... it never ends.
And just as in the headphone incident, he immediately ascribes the worst possible motivations to an average working person (who he supposedly is such a champion of despite always shitting on them) and states those motivations as being the indisputable record of what actually happened. Same with the guy who 'hung up' on him. It couldn't possibly have been an accident or technical issue. Most reps I've spoken with ask for a good number to call me back at right up front in case we get disconnected. That couldn't possibly happen with what I assume is an incredibly busy call center at a peak time of year though, because then he couldn't be the poor trod upon victim in his story, fairy tale, or whatever the fuck that whole video was supposed to be. Although I certainly CAN believe someone having an almost immediate assfull of the him and just noping out.
Remember with the Amazon guy he was even telling us the internal dialogue of the driver who was thinking 'Oh, I fucked up and they know I stole a package so I better go and actually deliver it!'... Just TRY that shit with Phil. Speculate on his thoughts or actions and see how he reacts. He has no problem doing it to anybody / everybody else though
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Whoever runs Burger King's twitter account is missing a hell of a fun opportunity.