Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

Nah, he needs to hit the meth pipe and join the IP2 RV.

I'm sure Goocheese will want to try out his balldo.

 

[jspit2.0]

That's a fair point. A lot of people out there are way more degenerate than Nick, but a lot of those same people are also a lot more honest than Nick.

This is honestly the most pathetic of copes.

"I'm not bad, look at the fat slobbering tranny tards over there hunting for shekels!"

Your not supposed to look at those people. If you've started saying, "ha, I'm not as bad as them."

You already lose. Those shuffling creatures, wretches bereft of human decency, are there as a warning. Not to make you feel better by comparison.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

TBF, it's not meant to be. The Mustang is on the same tier as the Camaro or Challenger. There's a difference between a "muscle car" and a "pure sports car." The true Ford equivalent to the Viper or Corvette was the now discontinued Ford GT (directly inspired by the GT40 of Ford vs. Ferrari fame).

Yes exactly, but the GT500 is priced in the Corvette and former Viper range without the allure and budget American supercar prestige and aura. Camaro and Mustang are true sports cars now though. However, that doesn't change the fact that the chassis is a dime a dozen and simply being the GT500 trim does not give it entry to play with the Viper and Vette.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I think this absurd projection defense he keeps coming back to is basically his version of "IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU."

Significantly more verbose than anything the ragepig can manage, but equally stupid.

Recent followers with no frame of reference might not know what's going on, but anybody who has been following Nick since 2018, or 2019, knows how full of shit he is right now. The only thing I can think of is he's written off those people, and is doing this to try get the new Locals crowd to have his back and fill the void that will be left behind and the old timers punch out.


That's a fair point. A lot of people out there are way more degenerate than Nick, but a lot of those same people are also a lot more honest than Nick.

Still, it must be said Vaush needs to be put up against a wall, whereas I don't think we're anywhere near that point with Nick. God willing, we never will be. For the kids, if nothing else.


Let's cut through the shit here. He likes Locals because dead egg wine mommies post their tatas for him, whereas his Discord makes fun of that shit. Metokur hit the nail right on the head. Nick is trying to make the prurient sound intellectual with his cope.

Hell, he even said just recently that the two groups mix like oil and water. There's a lot of things you can say about Discord, but his Discord certainly sounds like the better half in this dispute.

TBH his Discord was basically like KF in real-time. Mostly decent convos, laughing at idiots, the occasional mouth breathing retard that would get trolled/laughed out of there (sometimes more than once because they kept coming back), etc. etc. Just ran by a complete idiot(Soter).
Hell, the Discord was harder on Rekieta than this thread was back before ass-bottle-gate.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

TBH his Discord was basically like KF in real-time. Mostly decent convos, laughing at idiots, the occasional mouth breathing retard that would get trolled/laughed out of there (sometimes more than once because they kept coming back), etc. etc. Just ran by a complete idiot(Soter).
Hell, the Discord was harder on Rekieta than this thread was back before ass-bottle-gate.

A lot of that was due to (perceived) neglect. There were (are?) enough spergs in there that feel abandoned by Nose, and it is just as bad parasocial withdrawal as the 'prudes and incels'.

The 'real OG crew' feels that got shafted when Nick stopped with LiveChats in the server and moved on to LOCALS. It did not start there all at once, and people were content to have the DISCORD do it's own thing, but then the trial Karens started coming in and taking up space. That launched a civil war and a lot of complaints about 'how disgusting' the server was that Nose had to ACTIVELY disclaim it on stream.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

A lot of that was due to (perceived) neglect. There were (are?) enough spergs in there that feel abandoned by Nose, and it is just as bad parasocial withdrawal as the 'prudes and incels'.

The 'real OG crew' feels that got shafted when Nick stopped with LiveChats in the server and moved on to LOCALS. It did not start there all at once, and people were content to have the DISCORD do it's own thing, but then the trial Karens started coming in and taking up space. That launched a civil war and a lot of complaints about 'how disgusting' the server was that Nose had to ACTIVELY disclaim it on stream.

Oh man, I forgot about all the women that showed up during/right after the Depp trial. General wasn't usable for half of the day because it was just make up, hair, and children talk.
I never partook of the livechatwednesdays because I didn't want to hear the discord spergs just sperg out through my speakers.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Just a theory:

Nick is a frequent drinker, and has been for awhile.
Nick it is confirmed that Nick uses a balldo and St. Andrews cross, neither of which require penile penetration for use.
Nick frequents swinger locations with his wife, but claims they don't participate because they are monogamous.
Nick recently buys a new flashy car in his forties.
Nick repeatedly emphasizes how important sex is to his life/existence overall.

Nick's conduct heavily implies that Nick is currently suffering from some from of ED (physically and/or psychologically induced), and perhaps the reason he doesn't participate with others is because he actually can't participate. Nick's disqualification from normal pleasure would then necessitate his sexual fixation and therefore also necessitate more extreme measures. His bitterness about his ED could be projected towards those who unknowingly criticize his solution to his unstated burden. Nick could also spin his ailment into a positive by painting himself as sexually enlightened/superior to others (aka prudes).

The only other thing missing from the list would be if he is consuming a lot of porn in his downtime (but his Locals/Discord seem to have taking care of that).

The theory is basically that Nick doesn't live this way because he wants to, but because he needs to. I realize this is reductionist, but I wanted to share a sympathetic explanation for his position. It suppose it may not sound sympathetic, but this is the best some of us can do since he has put himself in such an awkward position.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Oh, so he's gone full hedonist but will say "ackshually it's lolbertarianism!", that's some Clinton tier playing with definitions here Nick.

Well now, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is.

It's very Ralph-like. "No, I think it is actually yeeew who sodomize your wife with a Balldo."

Clearly a man who's the top in his sektur.

I'm just sick of the hypocrisy and arrogance from this two-bit trust fund kid who looks like a Depatie-Freleng cartoon. No skills, constant degeneracy, closet case, nasally whiny voice (of course) - where's the upside in wasting any more time watching this guy? He's just a cockroach to stomp now.

Just laugh at the degenerate faggot. Don't waste any time watching him. I certainly don't. Just wait for someone else with more patience to post highlights (lowlights?) of his degeneracy and call him a degenerate coomer trust-fund baby faggot... and know that he's seething every step of the way.

Also tell him his wife is mid.

Him blaming the Discord shutdown on gore-posting or dog-fucking pictures is pure bullshit. The last posts before he raged out and locked it were all of the degen queers on the server collectively calling him a giant faggot. And he didn't hide everything until it was clear people could still shit on him with post reaction emoticons.

He likes the Locals because they're more "positive", "fun", and "support the show". The discord people are "sad" and "depressing". They may be gross discord perverts, but they at least went out giving him the finger.

Honestly it's not just his discord degenerates telling him he's a faggot. It seems like a good chunk of his live audience are dunking on him these days. He really is careening towards a future career as the DSP of Lolyers.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Say what?

Sorry meant RX line. Not a fan of Mazada aside from the Wankel engines. But I was saying something that would make his car actually unique.
I want a Subaru Alcyone VX

He really is careening towards a future career as the DSP of Lolyers.

Unlike the pigroach he actually has unlimited funds (in his) lifetime. Unless Ty Beard cuts him off from the trust fund. Guess we're all vultures now like Almighty Tevin and Memology.
"I did nothing wrong! There's these sick motherfuckers out there like the farms and Elissa clips, who deliberately take me out of context and then try to ruin me!" - Nick 2023

Some of the comments in Elissa's videos are hilarious. Start betting lads.

My lock for 2023 is that Nick gets a load of #metoo accusations by the same degenerate wine moms from the discord or the locals chat he oh so covets

And this is the key failure in libertarian philosophy. That freedom is free?

Liberty without equivalent responsibility ("Freedom") leads to anarchy and generational tyranny.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Just a theory:

Nick is a frequent drinker, and has been for awhile.
Nick it is confirmed that Nick uses a balldo and St. Andrews cross, neither of which require penile penetration for use.
Nick frequents swinger locations with his wife, but claims they don't participate because they are monogamous.
Nick recently buys a new flashy car in his forties.
Nick repeatedly emphasizes how important sex is to his life/existence overall.

Nick's conduct heavily implies that Nick is currently suffering from some from of ED (physically and/or psychologically induced), and perhaps the reason he doesn't participate with others is because he actually can't participate. Nick's disqualification from normal pleasure would then necessitate his sexual fixation and therefore also necessitate more extreme measures. His bitterness about his ED could be projected towards those who unknowingly criticize his solution to his unstated burden. Nick could also spin his ailment into a positive by painting himself as sexually enlightened/superior to others (aka prudes).

The only other thing missing from the list would be if he is consuming a lot of porn in his downtime (but his Locals/Discord seem to have taking care of that).

The theory is basically that Nick doesn't live this way because he wants to, but because he needs to. I realize this is reductionist, but I wanted to share a sympathetic explanation for his position. It suppose it may not sound sympathetic, but this is the best some of us can do since he has put himself in such an awkward position.

From way back on page 1002:

So what are the odds that the problem in the marriage is ED and that's why he needed the balldo?

It'd explain a lot really, if his dick doesn't work. He drinks a lot and is getting to be on the age range for when it happens.

So I'm going to assume the marriage issues, the midlife crisis, the balldo, it's all from ED.

Good to know I'm not the only one who thought it might be ED. Seriously who the fuck uses something like a balldo otherwise?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Seriously who the fuck uses something like a balldo otherwise?

Furries, not even once.

 

[WolfeTone]

Well if it is ED, and he's a sex addict, then Nick has about a 41% chance of suicide.

Once again, psilocybin mushrooms.

 

[Not Who You Think]

From way back on page 1002:


Good to know I'm not the only one who thought it might be ED. Seriously who the fuck uses something like a balldo otherwise?

And the evidence keeps mounting... Not a good look for Nick.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Isn't Rittenhouse supposed to be a guest on Nick's show in the near future? If this were a year ago, it'd make perfect sense. But at this point in time? I fail to see how Rittenhouse makes sense as a guest on the degenerate-boomer-coomer show. Nick's support of Rittenhouse seems like a relic from the days when Nick still pretended to be conservative. Speaking of which, how much did Nick really care about Rittenhouse? And how much of it was playing pretend for the sake of the grift? Either way, I don't know what Rittenhouse has to gain from appearing on this idiot's show. You just know that Nick will be itching to ask the kid about his sex life.

Yesterday he said it's tentatively scheduled for next week. I shall not be watching this late in the game.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick has finally come out of the closet and admits to being a full on homosexual.

The 3:33 mark would be appropriate for the people who wanted him gone, but saying "fuck off" to everyone in general is a mistake. Many of the people questioning New Nick are/were his regular viewers who helped him through the cancellation. His indignation there should be reserved for those responsible for his heartache at the time.

The 8:18 mark solidly puts him in a perpetually sexual mindset. Very unhealthy. Even if there are more important things going on in his life (online career currently at risk, neglecting his homelife, etc.), he may have rendered himself unable to focus on anything that doesn't get him off. He may have obtained all the other "Maslow shit" at some point (like security, shelter, family etc.), but these things require regular maintenance or they risk failure.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

No sexually functioning male would use a Balldo.
The product advertises itself as something for men suffering from ED and PE.
Can't get a boner or last longer than 2 minutes.
He even fails at being a sex pervert.
Basically Rackets is Keffals.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Since Nick is hetroflexible now, I can finally make fun of his retarded ass being a faggot.
I think I found his new show intro:
Dungeonforce: Through the fists and fetishes

Or maybe this one would do better:

Spoiler: Bonus ost for Ralph v. Nick

My name is Nick. I'm 30 years old, I'm from Spicer. I'm an ♂artist♂. I'm a ♂performance artist♂. I'm want to fulfill locals chat fantasies. Their deep, dark fantasies. I was gonna be a internet lawyer, with lawsplaining and drinking. After a few hundred videos and winemoms thirstposting, I decided I had enough.
Then I got into parasocial work. The locals chat requested a lot of ♂fetishes♂. So I just decided to go full degenerate and go to GAY♂BAR and let everyone know my house is a full dungeon, and its gone really well.

Balldos are ♂300 superchats♂. Usually the wife and I are pretty much high on meds, to really get relaxed, and I have these large ring extendersthat goes all the way up to my nose. Then I put her strapped on to a Saint Andrews cross, and then grab my balldo and uh just ♂lube it up♂. It's a long process to get the whole whole balldo up there. But its an intense feeling for the other person, I think for myself too. You go to places that even though it's physical with your balldo, for some reason it's also more emotional. It's more psychological too. We both reach the same place, it's really strange at the same time. And I found with a session like that it's really exhausting.

Let's be real Nick will never be masculine enough to be respected in pants wrestling anyways lol.

Sorry, these jokes were too funny for me to not make.

 

[AnOminous]

Probably gay sex with a mustachio'ed police officer.

Getting a train run on him in a gay bar with every stereotype from the Village People.

 

[Zigzag]

Last night's stream got a total of 27 superchats and playbook doesn't show if they were unique or not. So if you assume they are all unique his conversion rate is less than 1% of his peak viewers(3110). For comparison Pippa Pipkin had 417 superchats and peaked viewership at 2631 aka a conversion rate of 15%. Pippa also has memberships which Nick killed off.

Normal Nick content is basically paypig funded at this point. That could be a real problem if a few of them get hit during the upcoming recession.

tl;dr: he totally doesn't care but he will try to keep his hetroflexible lifestyle to locals for no particular reason.

Nobody mad we’re laughing at you. You are pompous nick. Then you share too much with your viewers after you said doing this stuff was a bad idea. You’re a hypocrite.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was kinda shocked he mocked the quartering yesterday.