Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

That said, Ty being Vic's lawyer and going on Nick's stream probably did more good for his reputation than a normal lawyer who doesn't engage in online media who probably would have ultimately lost anyway.

It's very likely that had the case passed TCPA in whole or in part, Vic would still have had to prove actual malice, a standard difficult in theory and often nearly impossible in practice. He still wouldn't have ended up in the embarrassing situation of owing the other side legal fees, though (in all likelihood). So even if he ultimately lost at trial he'd still have his own side of the story on the permanent record.

If losing the case (despite not being a lawyer for anyone) wrecked his mind, it's probably more because of how Vic lost (in a catastrophic blunder that a few bucks for an actually licensed telephone notary would have avoided), rather than that he lost.

It didn't help that Sam Johnson was sharp enough to pick up on it immediately (assuming he didn't get a tip from one of the other lawyers). Losing a defamation case isn't the shame, but losing it to absolutely ridiculous bungling and getting reamed by the appeals court and all but explicitly accused of malpractice.

With his current attitude of 'It's totally unreasonable to expect me to stick to a topic that the audience I've built over the life of my channel is interested in,' I'm interested to see if he can be bothered to find a trial to tune into, or if he'll only work up the energy to do trial streams if there's a huge audience that would let him catch the YouTube algorithm.

It honestly reminds me of Boogie incessantly asking his viewers what they want and they said vidya content for years (before giving up on him entirely). People want Nick to do legal stuff, that's his pull, and he generally has had good practice of doing it in a way that's fun and not boring. And Nick is like "so about Balldos again. . ." Nobody fucking cares about Balldos

 

[Captain Manning]

Note the absolute befuddlement as to why Jim would laugh when asked about Nick nowadays. I also love the people thinking that all the people bugging Jim made him think Nick became lolcow and not just Nick's own behavior. Really insightful look into the hugbox.

I also can't help but notice one of these people is called "facts not feelings."

You can't make this shit up.

Jim has talked to lolcows before. Many times. I'm pretty sure that's not what's dictating his decision to not come on the show. It's either health related (most likely), or he doesn't want to go in too hard on Nick.

To the second point, I wonder if these people grasp that having Jim on now would probably only last like 15 minutes, and consist of Jim asking variations of "What are you DOING, buddy? The whole thing would be peppered with Jim's very distinctive laugh. You simply can't expect him to ignore the elephant in the room. After he pokes fun at Rekieta and leaves, Nick would have to scramble to fill the remaining 3 hours reiterating how much he doesn't care about the Farms and anybody else critiquing him, as well as some degen sex-related topic.

Like I said, when Baked Alaska started shitting on his long term fans, Jim really took him to task. From what I know of Jim, he doesn't do parasocial relationships, and he doesn't appreciate people who take their audience for granted.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Getting a train run on him in a gay bar with every stereotype from the Village People.
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Fun fact about the village people: the dude dressed in motorcycle leathers looking stereotypically gay is the only one that wasnt a fag in the whole ensemble.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick has a curious mindset regarding social familiarity.

- Nick tells those close to him (and Kayla) to "Fuck right off, by the way! 'Cause fuck off in general!"
- Nick claims that he doesn't care what people on the internet think (highly doubtful for an internet personality).
- Nick attends swinger events with Kayla and makes repeated mentions of being hit on by females and males at said events (strangers).

It seems that Nick is accustomed to burning bridges with people close to him when convenient/beneficial to him, be it those close to him or even his audience, but for some reason Nick gets more satisfaction from the attention and complements from strangers. Kayla is living this right now, as Nick goes out to these events to get hit on by not-his-wife to boost his ego enough to presumably have monogamous intercourse after the fact. Kayla also gets attention too, which helps her to feel attractive since Nick's attention obviously isn't rewarding enough.

This is also coming from Saint Nick Rekeita himself who claims to have selflessly "worked (his) whole life for someone else" and is therefore entitled to selfish hedonism now (presumably balancing the scales in his mind).

If attention/validation from strangers is one of the few ways that he experiences pleasure now (even non-sexually), the primary reason for Kayla to take Nick to swinger events is obvious: he is literally an attention whore. It's also likely that Kayla is one too.

Also, not sure what the advances of plastered lesbian/bisexual women are worth, but Nick appears to hold them in very high regard even if he claims he isn't interested. Unless Nick gets off on turning these people down just to prove he's above them (as well as above the prudes).

 

[Scary Bread]

Also, not sure what the advances of plastered lesbian/bisexual women are worth, but Nick appears to hold them in very high regard even if he claims he isn't interested. Unless Nick gets off on turning these people down just to prove he's above them (as well as above the prudes).

To Rackets? They're worth almost as much as the advances of plastered gay/bisexual men.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

To Rackets? They're worth almost as much as the advances of plastered gay/bisexual men.

Rekieta is one hellraiser box away from going full Cenobite from the sounds of things. He even has the same pot bellied dweeb look as the guy who played the original Pinhead. Strong work from someone who used to at least be able to pretend to be boomer internet trad dad for superchats. Now it's

"Welcome to Rekieta Law. We have such sights to show you."

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Honestly it's not just his discord degenerates telling him he's a faggot. It seems like a good chunk of his live audience are dunking on him these days. He really is careening towards a future career as the DSP of Lolyers.

That inspired me to get a vibe check of the comments in his two most recent streams as of this day on youtube and this is what we have in no particular order. We even have a special comment from lolcow relative and sexual freak Mr Obvious.

 

[ClipBitch]

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2917074/

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Nick I'm older than you.
You are a whining faggot who absolutely cares what people on the internet think.
Crying to viewers about how life is unfair. You really are a shit lawyer.
Lady Rackets will probably leave you because you can't get hard.

 

[Scary Bread]

That inspired me to get a vibe check of the comments in his two most recent streams as of this day on youtube and this is what we have in no particular order. We even have a special comment from lolcow relative and sexual freak Mr Obvious.

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Stephan out there keeping it concise and devastating.

 

[Not Who You Think]

In addressing Kayla being the internet's wife, Nick makes two claims:

1. "You can't afford Lady Rackets."

Thanks for confirming that Kayla is indeed for sale. Don't invite the idea that your relationship with Kayla is about money. The people of the internet are currently making your life financially possible. Don't kid yourself.

2. "You cannot keep her entertained. (sad-face mugging for the camera) Sorry."

That's not the way things are Nick. In fact, your wife is so desperate that she's the one keeping the internet entertained.

The internet is what made you who you are today, Nick. Your wife posts pictures of her bum there. So do you. Your attempts at making a power play here is laughable/pitiable/ignorant and may not age as well as you think.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick claims that he doesn't care what people on the internet think (highly doubtful for an internet personality).

If Nick had mentioned one time he didn't give a shit what anybody on KF or his own fanbase thought, and then carried on, that would have been fine. Maybe even commendable to some extent, I guess.

But then he talked about it again...
and again...
and again...
and again...
and he'll probably even do it at least a few more times...

These commenters have the right idea. After the 5th 30 minute diatribe about how he doesn't care, and everybody in the world but him is wrong, it becomes pretty obvious he does care.

He's doing this whole cow thing wrong, Errr... right? I forget which is the correct answer to give here. What I mean to say is I think for our purposes he's doing it right, but for his purposes he's doing it wrong.

 

[Scary Bread]

2. "You cannot keep her entertained. (sad-face mugging for the camera) Sorry."

Correction there Rackets: You can't. That's why she needs attention and validation from people that aren't you.

1. "You can't afford Lady Rackets."

You can't afford to pay me to take her.

 

[jspit2.0]

This isn't going anywhere pretty.

Nick has a curious mindset regarding social familiarity.

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- Nick tells those close to him (and Kayla) to "Fuck right off, by the way! 'Cause fuck off in general!"
- Nick claims that he doesn't care what people on the internet think (highly doubtful for an internet personality).
- Nick attends swinger events with Kayla and makes repeated mentions of being hit on by females and males at said events (strangers).

It seems that Nick is accustomed to burning bridges with people close to him when convenient/beneficial to him, be it those close to him or even his audience, but for some reason Nick gets more satisfaction from the attention and complements from strangers. Kayla is living this right now, as Nick goes out to these events to get hit on by not-his-wife to boost his ego enough to presumably have monogamous intercourse after the fact. Kayla also gets attention too, which helps her to feel attractive since Nick's attention obviously isn't rewarding enough.

This is also coming from Saint Nick Rekeita himself who claims to have selflessly "worked (his) whole life for someone else" and is therefore entitled to selfish hedonism now (presumably balancing the scales in his mind).

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If attention/validation from strangers is one of the few ways that he experiences pleasure now (even non-sexually), the primary reason for Kayla to take Nick to swinger events is obvious: he is literally an attention whore. It's also likely that Kayla is one too.

Also, not sure what the advances of plastered lesbian/bisexual women are worth, but Nick appears to hold them in very high regard even if he claims he isn't interested. Unless Nick gets off on turning these people down just to prove he's above them (as well as above the prudes).

No rules??? Nick, you don't have fuck off money.

Kanye didn't have fuck off money and you sure as fuck don't.

Your forty, got a shit ton of kids, and you live in fucking Minnesota. You still have rules. Not that it should be about fucking rules.

You shouldn't take your wife to a fuckin' swinger joint because it cheapens the marriage you share. A marriage, I might add, that is more valuable then some fucking dyke saying you look sexy. That's one night of your life. That marriage? That's you, your wife, and your kids lives. It is something that if you take care of it lasts I life time and your trading it in for some shit you should have done, if you were going to do it, before you got fucking married.

You spoiled fucking man baby.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Rackets will be divorced within five years.
Mark my words.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

In addressing Kayla being the internet's wife, Nick makes two claims:

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1. "You can't afford Lady Rackets."

You'd have to pay me to pork her, no way I'm doing that for free

2. "You cannot keep her entertained. (sad-face mugging for the camera) Sorry."

She couldn't keep me entertained either. I'm not really interested in what goes on in the mind of a bored, middle aged attention-whore with dumb tattoos

I think you and wifey should get matching tattoos, Nick. This one is very fitting considering the direction your relationship is heading

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

having to keep your woman “entertained” is big cuck energy. I’ve known guys like that and that’s how you end up watching your wife get plowed and sucking cock or moving to japan/Korea because your wife is a stupid fucking female weeb whatever those are called. I fucking hate white women so much.

 

[Pomniman]

Just a theory:

Nick is a frequent drinker, and has been for awhile.
Nick it is confirmed that Nick uses a balldo and St. Andrews cross, neither of which require penile penetration for use.
Nick frequents swinger locations with his wife, but claims they don't participate because they are monogamous.
Nick recently buys a new flashy car in his forties.
Nick repeatedly emphasizes how important sex is to his life/existence overall.

Nick's conduct heavily implies that Nick is currently suffering from some from of ED (physically and/or psychologically induced), and perhaps the reason he doesn't participate with others is because he actually can't participate. Nick's disqualification from normal pleasure would then necessitate his sexual fixation and therefore also necessitate more extreme measures. His bitterness about his ED could be projected towards those who unknowingly criticize his solution to his unstated burden. Nick could also spin his ailment into a positive by painting himself as sexually enlightened/superior to others (aka prudes).

The only other thing missing from the list would be if he is consuming a lot of porn in his downtime (but his Locals/Discord seem to have taking care of that).

The theory is basically that Nick doesn't live this way because he wants to, but because he needs to. I realize this is reductionist, but I wanted to share a sympathetic explanation for his position. It suppose it may not sound sympathetic, but this is the best some of us can do since he has put himself in such an awkward position.

Alternate theory:

He's a gay satanist (a gaytanist) and pegs his wife up the ass with the balldo while she's hanging upside down on that cross to pay tribute to his father, the devil and his favorite author, le Marquis de Sade, by reenacting a scene from Justine during child sacrifices.

 

[Captain Manning]

In addressing Kayla being the internet's wife, Nick makes two claims:

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1. "You can't afford Lady Rackets."

Thanks for confirming that Kayla is indeed for sale. Don't invite the idea that your relationship with Kayla is about money. The people of the internet are currently making your life financially possible. Don't kid yourself.

2. "You cannot keep her entertained. (sad-face mugging for the camera) Sorry."

That's not the way things are Nick. In fact, your wife is so desperate that she's the one keeping the internet entertained.

The internet is what made you who you are today, Nick. Your wife posts pictures of her bum there. So do you. Your attempts at making a power play here is laughable/pitiable/ignorant and may not age as well as you think.

Quick question: Did anybody else hear this, and think of that infamous Destiny clip when he talks about his polyamorous relationship?

Like, how fucking hard is for Nick to say he's in a committed monogamous relationship, and they wouldn't cheat on each other for any reason?

Instead, he's talking about how she's high maintenance and bores easily. Is he implying nobody but him could have have a long term relationship with her, but they could maybe borrow her for an hour or so to test out a Balldo?

Every once in awhile, somebody will pop into this thread and bitch about how people are presenting theories and innuendo concerning their marriage, but Nick doesn't help matters when he talks like this. He practically invites it.

Diagnosis for Nick:

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

He's so fucking stupid.
Nobody even wanted to think about this shit.