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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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Oh hell no, he's definitely low-balling those numbers FOR SURE.

Admitting that he buried alpaca opens the door to "well why didn't you do better for the animals sake?" and "why didn't you come forward earlier for the animals sake?". He's basically admitting he's an accomplice to animal abuse on Twitter, because this happened on HIS property as the papers are in HIS name. So he'll lie the numbers to make himself look less bad and in victim role. Also, note how he said "I helped buried 30-50 alpaca". I may be reading into this too much, but is he only talking about the ones that he had a hand in the burial process? In other words is he omitting the ones he didn't bury but still were buried during his time at the tranch? Some kiwi did an analysis of the real paca headcount by analyzing media that they posted, we need to pull that up again to truly see how many alpaca are in shallow graves.
 
Something important to remember is that the Tranch keeps more livestock than just alpacas.

If he's willing to admit that 30-1/4 of the entire herd of alpacas died (and even that number seems suspiciously low given the state of everything), just how many of the other animals kept on the Tranch have also died? The sheep, the chickens, the ducks, etc.

Simply put, I don't think we're dealing with just a mass grave of alpacas here.
 
Can you actually do that?
Animal abuse and neglect is a crime, unfortunately one not very often punished.
Some kiwi did an analysis of the real paca headcount by analyzing media that they posted, we need to pull that up again to truly see how many alpaca are in shallow graves.
Is it even legal to bury that much biomass? I don't think that would be allowed even if you were completely innocent in the deaths.
 
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I don't know anything about alpacas, farming, or amholes, but how do you lose that many animals under your care? Like, specifically? If they're starving, you give them more food. If they're cold, you provide them with shelter. You find a way to make it fucking work. Those kinds of numbers suggest they were just abandoned and ignored for a few weeks.

Does anyone on the actual farm have any kind of animal husbandry experience? If they can't even shear them, I don't know how the hell they could care for them in any more significant way. It's all baffling.
 
Legal people , especially Colorado and agricultural people, please correct my assumptions;

Surely this is opening the door on some wider implications?

I am guessing that dead animals should be disposed of correctly?
Incineration or taken care of by a slaughterhouse seem the logical solution to me.
Obviously that would cost for safe transport and the service.
50 minimum alpacas would be expensive and I am also guessing that the carcasses couldn’t even be sold to make glue or gelatin.
A go fund me of that magnitude would be difficult and asking the authorities for help would be impossible to keep quiet so that would be out.

A pet dog or two buried in a garden is not a worry of course but minimum 50 large animals buried in presumably a shallow mass grave is going to be a serious concern.

Now who is responsible legally speaking?
I am guessing that Colorado must have some legal procedures in place for a tenant on a stretch of land leaving behind such a situation for a landlord to deal with?

This is not just a bit of non payment of bills and leaving the landlord to deal with the utility companies, this is a serious case of neglect and criminal irresponsibility.

Granted Bonnie has admitted to being complicit, but surely the wide body of evidence that the other people there have to have known and been involved.
There is no way one single person could bury that many carcasses and no one else not notice.

Hopefully the people who are making the accusations of abuse from Penny and cronies do so formally.
Maybe it is all “he said (s)he said” but would solid evidence of enormous thoughtless negligence of animal welfare be probable cause?

I realize the financial debt Penny will be leaving is a civil matter, but the mismanagement does look to me at least to be criminal.

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I don't know anything about alpacas, farming, or amholes, but how do you lose that many animals under your care?
You get way too many of them, you put them on the dead land you killed, and then you shit yourself and do nothing while they die horribly, because as a troon, you're a completely incapable psycho who can't do a goddamn single thing of use.
I realize the financial debt Penny will be leaving is a civil matter, but the mismanagement does look to me at least to be criminal.
The journoscum who ran interference for these absolute scumbags have blood on their hands too.
 
When was that shitty shed/tarp structure built? Does that coincide with the Spring Massacre Bon Bon is referring to?

When they dig up the foundations of the Death Shed, will they also find Hoffa's remains??? So many questions.
If only they had an experienced PM on staff, surely this alpaca apocalypse could have been averted.
 
They had donated some chicken carcasses to Mission: Wolf ("a solar-powered nature center that provides a sanctuary for unwanted captive-born wolves") but I guess they didn't want the scrutiny from donating emaciated alpaca corpses, the wolves wouldn't eat emaciated alpaca corpses and/or 125 wolves couldn't eat that many dead alpaca before they'd spoil.

Is there any risk of contaminating groundwater? That's one of the reasons burying or burning fallen stock is illegal in the UK, not sure about stateside.
 
Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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Nice to have confirmation of the mass graves at Alpacaschwitz, but I told you.

I'm not sure what is more hilarious; that Paul has admitted that Kiwifarms is right or that he's pretending his meth smoking blind robot bird girlfriend could have been a troon trauma counselor to confused men in dresses.
Hey now, don't be too hasty. Took like a week for Kindness' mediocre pussy to straighten Paul out. Enough 4/10 BPD vagina could unravel the whole Transrights movement.

Alpaca Macht Frei
The sign outside for the field-troons:
Arbeit Macht Frau

Work a little harder and you'll be allowed to take estrogen communion with everyone else.

Can't believe TROONBLINKA is living up to it's name.
Troonblinka is the death camp run by another group of retarded troons. This is Alpacaschwtiz.
 
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