Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've been reading Patty's posts from the Arcforums and for someone who had been building model kits for 20 years, he doesn't know a thing about modifying builds at all. He doesn't talk about making his own texture paints for metal finishes. I haven't seen talk about lead wire and copper wire to add detail to work. Nothing on rivet work or paneling. He either makes a fool out himself or asks questions people already answered. I think everything he's ever written about himself is just a persona he wants people to see online. He's a fake modeller, fake sci-fi fan, fake gamer, fake husband, just a fake all around. Why has he gone through 20 years of these bullshit lies other than his own insecurities forcing him to do this so he can feel good about being an utter failure.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Good lord is he a fucking CUNT. These make his FPKClub posts look nice in comparison. I feed bad that Adrienne had to put up with him for so long.

I really wonder what he must be like behind closed doors. Most people you assume their online personality is entirely removed from how they are in real life, but after the Josiah tapes and Pat's interactions with the police/courts, it seems like he is exactly the same on and offline.

It must be a fucking nightmare living with him.

I just found out that there's already a grim and gritty sequel to A Christmas Carol about Tiny Tim fighting crime and it's from a more successful author than Patrick -

MR. TIMOTHY by Louis Bayard

Bayard's first two novels (Fool's Errand; Endangered Species) were contemporary romantic comedies, a far cry from his th...

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MR. TIMOTHY

archived 28 Dec 2022 11:17:23 UTC

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I found this after five seconds of searching "Christmas Carol sequel" on Google. I wonder if Patrick thought to do this.

If it turns out Pat stole his bad idea for a shitty book that will be pure pottery.

 

[Ophelia]

It must be a fucking nightmare living with him.

An interview with Niki could be interesting.

If it turns out Pat stole his bad idea for a shitty book that will be pure pottery.

I don’t think he stole it; it’s just kind of an obvious genre mashup.

 

[JCDenthog]

Fatrcik Rewind 2022 just dropped
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edit: and now on YouTube

Piggy had such a magical year. I don't know how he'll top this energy next year but Fatrick will find a way.

 

[artilleryfroth]

If the fact I knew the "whats, whens, whys and whos" of every single frame of this video is not an attempt by God of some kind of divine intervention in my life, then I don't know what else it can be.

In that case, could you please tell me the context of him licking all his fingers at 3:27? That was particularly grim.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don’t think he stole it; it’s just kind of an obvious genre mashup.

I'm officially dropping the charges after reading the synopsis of the other book. It sounds infinitely more interesting and well thought out than fatty's garbage, although stealing an idea then doing an infinitely worse job would be pretty on-brand for ol' Pig-Tits.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I'm sorry God, but I just need more time... I can't stop. At least not until he releases his Tiny Tim!

Tiny Tim has already been released, stalker. Enjoy prison.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

This is a particularly ugly and rotund photo and I don’t think it gets the appreciation it deserves

I agree. Also, there's another selfie which I don't see being passed around enough:

Look at those stunning, gorgeous wisps of hair, which haven't budge at all since highschool, stalker. No really, zoom at his hair roots so you can really see it. Bitch is almost bald and still saying stupid shit like that.

It must be a fucking nightmare living with him.

What the heck you're talking about man? His hubris and caustic nature is only directed towards fascists remember.?

In that case, could you please tell me the context of him licking all his fingers at 3:27? That was particularly grim.

Want no know the sad part? The finger licking is the least offensive thing about that part. He was getting drunk at a bar, while shilling his book The Ark, with his GREAT FRIEND Jackson/Matthew Jones (the guy with the beard), who is right now doing time for being caught with CP and for trying to buy an actual child sex slave (I wish I was making this up I swear).

 

[Maude Snew]

Tiny Tim has already been released, stalker. Enjoy prison.

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Wait no fuck you that's the same guy who bragged about sending people rage nudes. He has probably shown his dick to more people than Elon ever has even before that censored video hit the news.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Did Pat ever explain why the image is censored if it doesn't show his dicklet? Because either it does, or it doesn't but he's still naked so it needed censored, which would mean his dick is so small his gunt obscures it.

 

[Somerville Dan]

I agree. Also, there's another selfie which I don't see being passed around enough:
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Look at those stunning, gorgeous wisps of hair, which haven't budge at all since highschool, stalker. No really, zoom at his hair roots so you can really see it. Bitch is almost bald and still saying stupid shit like that.

While his hairline is receding, this picture is a photoshop. The real pics are bad enough, you don't need to use a doctored one.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Ps: Not putting Mr.Moonface in the Most Helpful Thread Contributor category is a crime.

Never mind it's no simple crime, but actual felonious text harrasment of Mr.Moonface. Enjoy prison, Null.

What's the connection to Will Tate here? He wrote several "Starship Repo" books, is Pat connected to that or was there some blatant copying going on?

As far as I know, people just joke that many of his books were bought by confused people who thought they were getting Tate's books.

While his hairline is receding, this picture is a photoshop. The real pics are bad enough, you don't need to use a doctored one.

Really? Boy, do I feel stupid now. Sorry about that, folks, my bad.

BTW, as am moving this pic from my "Selfies" folder to "Photoshops" folder in my Pat Dossier, I just realized something funny. I'm a very organized person, so I try to classify his stupid antics as best as I can (in case someone needs some specific information/pic/gif/video of Fatty). So I decided upon some general ideas to more easily archive shit, and what I came up with was this:

The thing is while this system would work for most people... It absolutely SUCKS if you're trying to document someone like Pat. He's just so FUCKING insane, every new rant (as minor as it might be) SOMEHOW exists in an impossible overlap between 4, 5, or even more categories! A Schrödinger's cat of idiocy if you will ("is the cat inside the box gay or retarded"? "It's both, and also fat").
I'm flabbergasted such an individual exists

Sorry if this post was random trash, I just had to share this hilarious insanity with you guys lol

 

[Mörkö]

This looks like a Wikipedia contents section

 

[AN/ALR56]

What I'm amazed about him is that his thread would be either locked or forgotten about with around 200 pages tops, if he shut his fucking mouth or stopped using twitter for a while.

Also his only claim to fame is having being dunked own by musk and the twitter community itself for blatantly lying.
That's fucking it, his moment in life was having a (you) from a billionaire sped.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

A Schrödinger's fat of idiocy if you will.

FTFY, it was right there...

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

That's fucking it, his moment in life was having a (you) from a billionaire sped.

Nah, his biggest moment was the abortion dilemma tweet that went viral, caused him to get attention from Ben Shapiro whom he blocked and then bitched at from behind the block.
If I may conspiracy theorise for a bit: It's no accident that Fat Rick went viral in 2017. After the Trump/Gamergate era all these SV social media companies began both chocking off all right wingers that aren't fully controlled like Ben Shapiro while also promoting left wingers and libtards, from "edgy" alternatives like Chapo or Breadtube to garden variety shitlibs like Fatrick.
People like him were deliberatly boosted by algo and shoved in the faces of millions, which caused his head to journey up his voluptuous behind even farther because his 1.7 GPA brain really thought he was a sought-after political firebrand.

Here's another, more recent example of what I'm talking about where they promoted some insufferable hicklib to "deradicalize" rural Trump voters:
Effort to stem online extremism accidentally pushed people toward an anarchist

 

[CoolGuy1990]

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Fucking yuck.

"I remember deliberately not making any pointed inquiries about its acquisition" you mean "I remember not asking how you got it" jesus christ this dunning krueger writes his characters the same way he talks on fucking twitter who reads this shit

 

[MilkThePig]

The year 2022 is drawing to its close and I feel it's my duty to inform the public that Patrick S Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin is still obese.

Will he become even larger in 2023? This remains to be seen but leading scientists from the top research institutions from across the globe do not believe this is possible.

"We're closer to FTL travel than understanding Mr Tomlinson's mass" according to one luminary in the field.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This is just a really stupid tweet. Imagine thinking this was worth putting out in the world.

(L)(A - not sure it was worth it but force of habit)

 

[Schwarzwald]

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This little story is absolutely disgusting and beyond trashy, but is clearly a product of Patrick's imagination for two reasons.

1) Made up surface level "manly" bullshit that Patrick thinks makes him sound interesting and masculine for approving of the act and picking the same knife as this super cool dude

2) I don't believe Patrick would trust Nikki to have a sharp object around him considering that she might have a fleeting moment of sanity and break her Stockholm Syndrome, with disastrous results for our porcine protagonist